Any Germans here???

Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not Wed 1 December, 2004 16:56

BERLIN (Reuters) - Most German men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis.

"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS Day.

Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large", he said on Wednesday.

Vinico's survey recommended various brands to be used -- depending on the endowment of the wearer.

The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).

When compared with the condoms normally used by the participants, the results showed only 18 percent wore the right size, with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small and 34 percent trying to use those that were too big.

Germans are our friends.

5 and three quarters is the average? No wonder they are a war mongering people

I am of German descent and.........well, let's not talk about that, okay. Let's invade Poland instead!

:bag:

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I am of German descent and.........well, let's not talk about that, okay. Let's invade Poland instead! :bag:

No no no, the governator will be looking to bring Austria back into the forefront of European powers after a century of being downtrodden. The fuhrer of Kah lee four knee uh will annex CA to Austria, and we will be sending illegal Mexican immigrants as mercenaries to his right wing buddy at the helm of the Austrian government, and then kielbasas will be invaded by Austria.

U-Boats are sailing...

it's Springtime for Hitler winter for Poland and France...

NINE

Originally posted by Rocket Mick NINE

you meant "nein" I take it Mick? or has Europe reached Chorley now and you are using centimetres for the first time?

...when Mr. Schwarzenegger runs for the president of the United States of A., and when he wins - and he certainly does, 'cause he's a winner -, then me, myself and I hopefully am a citizen of New Zealand with a changed name and a 'squeezy' dialect speakin'...

The Saviour.

No offense, but the US Founding Fathers had great insight in excluding foriegn born from becoming POTUS. And remember the last time an Austrian became the leader of a country not of his birth?

Originally posted by twist No offense, but the US Founding Fathers had great insight in excluding foriegn born from becoming POTUS. And remember the last time an Austrian became the leader of a country not of his birth?

Ha, are you jealous you're not an Austrian? :D

Nah, why would I be?

Originally posted by twist No offense, but the US Founding Fathers had great insight in excluding foriegn born from becoming POTUS. And remember the last time an Austrian became the leader of a country not of his birth?

So where was George Washington born then?

Yep, that's the great paradox of US Constitutional Law. i can live with that. But Arnie aint gonna be POTUS.

Originally posted by Ronald Kirsch > Originally posted by twist> No offense, but the US Founding Fathers had great insight in excluding foriegn born from becoming POTUS. And remember the last time an Austrian became the leader of a country not of his birth?

So where was George Washington born then? He was a Founding Father. That means he was in the little elite club who could bar foreigners who came over after the Constitution was ratified in 1787 (or whenever, I forget), but still rule with an iron Federalist fist.

I know one..German that is

You can know him too if you follow these simple instructions;

stand upright, feet together, raise your left hand and place it horizontally below your nose resting on your top lip..this indicates the chappies height,( say..so big) next raise your right arm, keeping it straight, to an angle of 135degrees with the side of your body and point to the sky with your hand .. this indicates the direction the german chappie might live.(say ..he lives over there)

When you next meet a friend mention you know a german chappie, and indicate..he`s about so big and he lives over there.