Record Collection Readings

and so he's been concentrating all day long ...

You may also like to send a item of clothing to MIKE for a more detailed reading.Wonder what he would make of my new DOC's?

How many holes ?

Originally posted by Diggy Mike How many holes ?

Only 10 (not 12 as previous MENTIONED)

Normal service will be resumed tomorrow morning, Shug's submission has left me knackered

Originally posted by Diggy Mike 1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics

1. Libra
2. Tape: Fat Boys CD: Animals, Best Of Record: Sgt. Pepper (used)
3. Beatles/Who
4. First Gig (unofficially, cause I only went to get into an amusement park for free with a church group): lame-ass Christian rock bands First Official Gig: Various indie rock groups at a little bar in Clemson (WSBF Spring Concert)
5. Tie between Blue Monday 12 Inch and "Pet Sounds"
6. Q Magazine "Music for Driving" (came free with the mag), poor-quality Belle and Sebastian live gig
7. CDs: upwards of 170+, for sure Records: 15-20 vinyl tapes: five or six albums, plus countless in-varying-states compilation tapes
8. (from my collection): Hey Jude
9. any decent Marvin Gaye best-of that had the sixties stuff as well as "Let's Get It On" (close second: PIL's output)
10. "I may not always love you/ but long as there are stars above you/ you never need to doubt it/ I'll make you so sure about it"

Now then, what the fuck am I?

Complex, you will find out in the morning I am consulting a STELLA at the moment

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Diggy Mike> > > > 1. Your starsign> 2. First record purchased> 3. First and second favorite band> 4. First gig> 5. Favourite record sleeve> 6. Most embarassing record in your collection> 7. The size of your collection> 8. Favourite track of all time> 9. The one item you would like in you collection> 10.Your Favorite lyrics >

1. Libra
2. Tape: Fat Boys CD: Animals, Best Of Record: Sgt. Pepper (used)
3. Beatles/Who
4. First Gig (unofficially, cause I only went to get into an amusement park for free with a church group): lame-ass Christian rock bands First Official Gig: Various indie rock groups at a little bar in Clemson (WSBF Spring Concert)
5. Tie between Blue Monday 12 Inch and "Pet Sounds"
6. Q Magazine "Music for Driving" (came free with the mag), poor-quality Belle and Sebastian live gig
7. CDs: upwards of 170+, for sure Records: 15-20 vinyl tapes: five or six albums, plus countless in-varying-states compilation tapes
8. (from my collection): Hey Jude
9. any decent Marvin Gaye best-of that had the sixties stuff as well as "Let's Get It On" (close second: PIL's output)
10. "I may not always love you/ but long as there are stars above you/ you never need to doubt it/ I'll make you so sure about it"

Now then, what the fuck am I? A BEASTIE BOY..No sleep to BRISBANE!

Shug

You have recently celebrated a Birthday and you received a DVD Recorder as a gift ( how about that ). it does not record on DVD - R's.

Caravan of Love, is the anthem of weekend swingers, oooh err missus :sex:, your liking of this song at an early age leads me to believe ou are the offspring of KEN BARLOW and BARBARA WINDSOR.

Your first gig has had a profound effect on your life, what a shite venue the NEC is, Rock hard plastic seats and warm beer in plastic glasses. Ever since this experience you have been on a mission to create the pefect alcoholic drink, TURBO SHANDIES is one such example.

Thieves like Us is a self examination, you are Corby and possibly Nothampton's number One Cat Burglar.

You have the Bucket of Water song in your collection, as does Diggy Mike, however mine is autograped by Chris Tarrant and Sally ( Fun Bags ) James, and is a master piece that you fail to recognise - pished again i expect.

You have a large one Tamzin emailed to tell me.

You only like temptation, because the chorus is a cry for help when you are pished.

The one Item you realy want in your collection is a NEW ORDER Scarf, SAD.

Your uncle is Bob Dylan, and he once played the Hilton hotel in Corby during a Jimmy Clithero tribute night.

You will meet DIGGY MIKE at a future NEW ORDER gig and share a PINT a PIE and discuss the FILMS of the PRIVATE XXX organisation. Other NOOLERS will claim you do not crash your fags or buy a round. This is true as you waste to much money on a certain football team who reside in another country.

It is a GIFT that I have :)

Now do TABBo's please!

Working on it Mick, SHUG's has took it out of me.

Taboo, I apologise for not completing your reading yet, I will endeavour to finish it later today.

TABOOS entire LIFE has changed since his reading.Please call him DEBBIE now!

Mick I ain't done it yet, how was OTWAY?

Originally posted by Diggy Mike Mick I ain't done it yet, how was OTWAY?

MIKE due to a bit of CULTURE on TV,BBC 3 or ITV 2 then i watched all about ALEXANDER by MICHAEL WOODS,then saw OLIVER STONE talking about his film.So i never got round to it yet. Looking forward to it though.I was on some websites about him the other night.What a laugh he sounds these days.His is completely MAD but entertaining.

Mikey are you so damn SLOW in EVERYTHING you do?

Like to take my time Babe, you would love the way I lick cadbury cream eggs :D

Mick, check this http://www.johnotway.com/worldtour.html

He's doing a world tour, what a star

Please do not forget my reading as well Mike.

No prob, when you awaken your reading will be there :)

Your late!

I'm working on it , now send a pic

only if it will make you work faster

It will, it will alphawave777@aol.com

How many addresses you have Mike?

Originally posted by Diggy Mike Some people use Tarot Cards, some Tea Leaves.I am offering free RECORD COLLECTION READINGS to all Noolers.I will require the following inforamtion for an acurate reading;1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics Find out what waits you in the future with a reading by DM

1. Sagittarius
2. Elton John's Greatest Hits Volume II (It was the '70's and I was about 9 years old. I still love the guitar sound on "The Bitch is Back".
3. The Beatles and New Order
4. Kiss (1979, all original members with makeup)
5. Technique
6. Abba boxset, probably
7. 2800 or so CD's & records
8. Fuck, I don't know. I'll say "Temptation"
9. A new New Order DVD from Digital Mike Binoche
10. "Yesterday"

1. Scorpio
2. A batch of 3 45's : Redbone - "Witch Queen of New Orleans" Lieutenant Pigeon - "Mouldy Old Dough" and Slade - "Coz I Luv You" in about 1971
3. 1st = Joy Division 2nd = Chic
4. Apart from local bands at the youth club it was The Sex Pistols + The Clash + The Heartbreakers on the Anarchy Tour 1976 (Aged 15)
5. New Order - Movement
6. Not Embarrassed by any of them.
7. About 4,000 various LPs, CDs and 12" vinyl. No fooking cassettes!
8. Etta James - You Got It
9. I'm looking for FAC 111 Shark Vegas 12". Can't find it anywhere.
10. "She could've been a killer if she didn't walk the way that she do/but she do" (Bowie!)

1. Your starsign - Virgo
2. First record purchased - Velvet Underground, White Light White Heat
3. First and second favorite band - New Order, Husker Du
4. First gig - Black Sabbath
5. Favourite record sleeve - Zen Arcade, Husker Du
6. Most embarassing record in your collection - David Soul, Silver Lady
7. The size of your collection - substantial
8. Favourite track of all time - Elvis Costello, Shipbuilding
9. The one item you would like in you collection - Shergold Marathon 6-string bass 10.Your Favorite lyrics - Elvis Costello, Oliver's Army