Record Collection Readings

Mike, has your muse departed?

Originally posted by Andy Mike, has your muse departed?

He is ill be he didn't see it coming!Nor very good is our MIKE.:D

People are still waiting. Will you stop asking Rocket and get this job done?

Thank you

Originally posted by NObabe People are still waiting. Will you stop asking Rocket and get this job done?Thank you

I can tell YOUR future FRANK-BLEAK...very BLEAK!:D

Thank you!

Hope it's not too late for mine :D

1. Sagittarious
2. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Mother's Milk
3. JD/NO
4. UB40 in... erm... sometime before 1993
5. PC&L
6. Dunno. I guess Hole's Miss World 7" (I find it embarrassing anyways)
7. Average
8. New Dawn Fades
9. I got that last October True Faith 7"
10. James - Say something

Originally posted by Diggy Mike Hillage Binoche 1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics

1. Sagittarius
2. "Empire Records" soundtrack
3. The Cure, Joy Division/New Order
4. too long ago to remember
5. PCL
6. some of the old cheesy 90's punk/ska albums
7. hard to say....about 300 albums
8. also hard to say....LWTUA maybe
9. an original 12" pressing of Blue Monday....you wanna take your beer off it and send it my way, Mike?
10. Truth

This thread is being neglected.Seems MIKES wife has banned him for leaving her ALONE.So instead FRANK can tell us a story about how he wanted to be a POLICEMAN!

Ballet boy not a policeman, dammit!

You can't rush a good thing

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Digital Mike is SLOW in everything he does. Frank is talking from his own experience. But he'll give you a good thing, that's for sure. Just stay patient! Thank you.

1. Your starsign - pisces
2. First 45 record purchased - three dog night 'joy to the world' -
3. First and second favorite band - hard to say with my everchanging moods...1st varies btwn NO and superchunk; 2nd uncle tupelo and recent favorite is snow patrol
4. First gig - (can't tell too embarrassing) - 2nd gig psychedelic furs
5. Favourite record sleeve - nat king cole 'lazy hazy crazy days of summer' - kitchy and idyllic
6. Most embarassing record in your collection - hootie & the blowfish (only still have it for sentimental reasons as related to certain fellow)
7. The size of your collection - 300 cds, 40 vinyl, 100+ digital (paid for) downloads
8. Favourite track of all time - "temptation" NO then "foolish" by superchunk and it was touched by the hand of god til i listened to it a million times
9. The one item you would like in you collection - a vinyl that was released by a band from college called 'coldwater army' they were the precursor to Polyphonic Spree - but they are long gone and so is any trace of their music 10.Your Favorite lyrics - ach - i don't know

BAck by UNPOPULAR demand! You should have seen this coming MIKE if you are as GOOD as you say you are!

My Moon is almost in conjunction with MAYA's face, so a new round of readings will soon begin :moon:

Originally posted by 777 Diggy Mike 777 My Moon is almost in conjunction with MAYA's face, so a new round of readings will soon begin :moon:

About TIME!

Cheeky Sod :moon:

Originally posted by 777 Diggy Mike 777 Cheeky Sod :moon:

Well...when?

Not tonight Im on the Stella

You ALL caught Mike at the bad time. So why don't you piss off?

I'm working on it

No you're not. You're visiting the sane side.

Shit, caught out

What's the reading's on your collection??

BUMP

Digital Mike wrote: Some people use Tarot Cards, some Tea Leaves.

I am offering free RECORD COLLECTION READINGS to all Noolers.

I will require the following inforamtion for an acurate reading;

1. Your starsign
2. First record purchased
3. First and second favorite band
4. First gig
5. Favourite record sleeve
6. Most embarassing record in your collection
7. The size of your collection
8. Favourite track of all time
9. The one item you would like in you collection 10.Your Favorite lyrics

Find out what waits you in the future with a reading by DM

1. Libra
2. Faith No More's "The Real Thing"
3. Joy Division/New Order
4. Pink Floyd in Pittsburgh, PA
5. "Brotherhood"
6. Um...AFI?
7. At least 600+
8. "Temptation"
9. JD "An Ideal for Living" 7"
10. "Love Will Tear Us Apart"

Mike is unable to do any readings at the moment.His shelf full of STEVE HILLAGE SYSTEM 7 and NEW ORDER cassettes fell on his head.He DIDN'T see this coming.A spokesman for HMV says he doesn't need any MEDICAL attention except for his EARS.A A and E doctor manage to fix his copy of BLUE MONDAY thus putting MIKE out of ACTION for another 10 years.LINDA NOLANS GREATEST TITS is the one GEM amonst his collection.His wife has left  him  and was last seen with a member of  NEW  KIDS  ON THE  BLOCK(head).His collection will be donated to BLT.Rocket Mick was not available for comment as damage to a  KING CRIMSON  Startless and Bible  Black  has caused him to go into a BIGGER depression and he may even get a  JOB  to take his mind off  this!

I see, I see......and here I thought that it was just the depression from being a Baggies fan that was getting to him.

BUMP

WHEN?