vapid observations of the minute

Please feel free to offer your own on this thread--but don't go wild or else it will defeat the use of all the other threads on these forums. Think of it as a sort of automatic writing. Just let things flow and see what associations come from them.

the other two make pretty music (mmm...selfish....mmm gillian) fincher's directing the new NIN video french movies are going nuts with art-porn there's a big hole in the crotch of my sweatpants

Steve and Gillian's two kids show up for a split second in the Regret video.

why am I in here and not out there

Sunshine at your place?

Same here. :(

I love the video for Regret; I don't think Peter Care has made a bad music video in his life.

I'm absolutely sure that this weekend will just fly by.

Happy it's not gonna be over 100 degrees at Coachella.

Gotta watch Sideways when I get back next week.

"good" game by A-Rod last night.

Better set the VCR to record Jimmy Kimmel and Deadwood.

Hope the power doesn't go out when I'm gone.

Hearing Ceremony again live will be a treat.

ughh I made too much oatmeal

I don't like shell fish Farts always smell worse in the bath I think LWTUA is better the newer slower way

Everything's Gone Green for 2005

Oooh.......Liverpool v. Chelski on ESPN2 11:30 am Pacific.

You'll Never Walk Alone!

Can we please stay on topic here?!? My time is WAY too important for you all to be wasting it like this! I only want to read what I want to read!

Signed,

Disgusted of Portland.

i have to do laundry tonight.

i'm upset that tony blair is getting such a beating, it was george tenet and george bush's fault.

why is the exchange rate such crap 1USD = .53GBP, it's horrible.

it's screwing up my vacation plans.

and whoever posted that 8 min temptation demo track, I LOVE IT. thank you.

school sucks...i want to get homework done so NEW ORDER all weekend.

In 20 mins I will be going for a run around the Botanical Gardens. The new Bloc Party album is the best album I have heard in a long, long time - it makes me want to run through the streets like a crazy animal. St Kilda Saints for the flag. Oasis at Glastonbury 1995 were utter pants. My 7 month old baby girl is the most awesome, beautiful living thing I have ever seen. If I had money I would resign immediately.

The rice I'm eating tastes good.

My shirt is purple velvet.

The longer Friends runs in syndication, the more insipid it becomes.

Why don't you ever see Alan Wilder in vinyl pants?

craving vindaloo.

Only Rian and me voted for Swedish porn movies in that poll.

Is the Cars' "Drive" about Ian Curtis?

Can you ever make up for lack of sleep by sleeping more? Or does sleeping more only screw you up even more? Is this a vicous, endless cycle of always being out of balance? Does it all end with death?

i'm awake early because i was too excited about seeing NO tomorrow

so tired

Beatrix Kiddo wrote: Only Rian and me voted for Swedish porn movies in that poll.

Maybe we are the only ones that don't watch porn?

I have a cold

The baby has a cold

I feel like chicken with green peppers in blackbean sauce with fried rice but probably won't be able to taste the fooker :\ohwell:

My coffee milkshake rules.

I'm sleepy.

In Between Days = Procession

Automatic writing is one of the Surrealists greatest inventions along with frottage.

In -n- Out Burgers are aptly named.....

People are STRANGE!

Getting drunk at work isn't a good thing.

How will I get home now?

Rian wrote: Getting drunk at work isn't a good thing.

How will I get home now?

Fly dude...........FLY!

He's ROCKET, fly him

I spend time on NOOL as a means of procrastination.

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: In -n- Out Burgers are aptly named.....

God, I love their milkshakes.

Buffer Low wrote: Automatic writing is one of the Surrealists greatest inventions along with frottage.

and let's not forget Exquisite Corpses.

I have to work at ten, that sucks

I'll be there all day

Thank God I finally got the net at home

Though I worry I'll be cranky all the time from staying up too late

CNN's morning show is so much better than Fox's

Maybe that's just 'cause I'm a liberal

I smell

What do you smell?

The infection has spread from my throat to the ear.

Vapid entertainment program on Headline News, all about "Hot 25 under 25". Please, if I'm not on the list it doesn't count.

So tired, nine hours in claustrophobic conditions in dairy cooler.

Have a lot to do tomorrow, but got plenty done today.

I smell.

You're fired....

Dave Algeo wrote: What do you smell?

AWFUL

In the winter of 1943, German scientists were hard at work on their own version of "the joke".

Hitler: My dog has no nose.

Stormtrooper: How does he smell?

Hitler: Awful.

But it was no match for the British military:

"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

After the war, the last known copy of the joke was buried here, in Salisbury Plain, never to be told again...

Even so, the German effort to catch up to the British survives in manuscripts:

"Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas...assaulted! Peanut."

Sarah Vowell is hot

So is Jessica Alba

I wonder who would win in a battle of the minds

Would there be whip cream involved?

A tub of beans, perhaps?

God bless America

Great Python material - the German V-Joke is one of my favorite jokes of all-time.:D

New Order's Oakland show was a 90-minute reenactment of the TBTHOG video.

Why does Matt LeBlanc have a career?

I like the US version of "The Office". Does that make me a bad person?

I should get out more, meet more girls and fuck them.

I mean, "get to know them".

Urgh.

3/4ths of the original Ramones are dead. Meanwhile, the Rolling Stones are still together. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

First day at work after a vacation always sucks, luckily, I got told I was missed terribly by those who matter most; my job is safe for another year......;)

Bloody hell, the weather turned cold and it's raining again...

Still haven't seen the US Krafty single in any store yet.....

Roger Ebert is a moron.

George Lucas is a muppet.

George W. Bush = meeting of the minds (of Curious George and a silk worm)

Water takes too long to boil.

(Listening to Derby-winning jockey on Jim Rome) Man, the way he's talking about riding a horse, if you didn't know better it's sound like he was talking about another man...

I hate sneezing because of pollen

I'd like to settle down someday, with a beautiful wife and one or two kids. But not now.

Why did I spend one weekend watching the entire Rocky series on TNT once?

Why am I the only one here that loves icehockey?

Sweden - Latvia tonight. Wold Cup.

We kicked some asses already. Finland and Canada