vapid observations of the minute

Rian wrote: Getting drunk at work isn't a good thing.

How will I get home now?

Fly dude...........FLY!

He's ROCKET, fly him

I spend time on NOOL as a means of procrastination.

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: In -n- Out Burgers are aptly named.....

God, I love their milkshakes.

Buffer Low wrote: Automatic writing is one of the Surrealists greatest inventions along with frottage.

and let's not forget Exquisite Corpses.

I have to work at ten, that sucks

I'll be there all day

Thank God I finally got the net at home

Though I worry I'll be cranky all the time from staying up too late

CNN's morning show is so much better than Fox's

Maybe that's just 'cause I'm a liberal

I smell

What do you smell?

The infection has spread from my throat to the ear.

Vapid entertainment program on Headline News, all about "Hot 25 under 25". Please, if I'm not on the list it doesn't count.

So tired, nine hours in claustrophobic conditions in dairy cooler.

Have a lot to do tomorrow, but got plenty done today.

I smell.

You're fired....

Dave Algeo wrote: What do you smell?

AWFUL

In the winter of 1943, German scientists were hard at work on their own version of "the joke".

Hitler: My dog has no nose.

Stormtrooper: How does he smell?

Hitler: Awful.

But it was no match for the British military:

"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

After the war, the last known copy of the joke was buried here, in Salisbury Plain, never to be told again...

Even so, the German effort to catch up to the British survives in manuscripts:

"Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas...assaulted! Peanut."

Sarah Vowell is hot

So is Jessica Alba

I wonder who would win in a battle of the minds

Would there be whip cream involved?

A tub of beans, perhaps?

God bless America

Great Python material - the German V-Joke is one of my favorite jokes of all-time.:D

New Order's Oakland show was a 90-minute reenactment of the TBTHOG video.

Why does Matt LeBlanc have a career?

I like the US version of "The Office". Does that make me a bad person?

I should get out more, meet more girls and fuck them.

I mean, "get to know them".

Urgh.

3/4ths of the original Ramones are dead. Meanwhile, the Rolling Stones are still together. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

First day at work after a vacation always sucks, luckily, I got told I was missed terribly by those who matter most; my job is safe for another year......;)

Bloody hell, the weather turned cold and it's raining again...

Still haven't seen the US Krafty single in any store yet.....

Roger Ebert is a moron.

George Lucas is a muppet.

George W. Bush = meeting of the minds (of Curious George and a silk worm)

Water takes too long to boil.

(Listening to Derby-winning jockey on Jim Rome) Man, the way he's talking about riding a horse, if you didn't know better it's sound like he was talking about another man...

I hate sneezing because of pollen

I'd like to settle down someday, with a beautiful wife and one or two kids. But not now.

Why did I spend one weekend watching the entire Rocky series on TNT once?

Why am I the only one here that loves icehockey?

Sweden - Latvia tonight. Wold Cup.

We kicked some asses already. Finland and Canada