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Are you going to disgrace the memory of Peter Sellers and see this possibly horrible remake?

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  • Yes 3 (33%)
  • No 2 (22%)
  • Only if a cute girl wants to see it 0 (0%)
  • I love Steve Martin's most recent body of work, so sure! 0 (0%)
  • What the hell are you talking about? 2 (22%)
  • The Rapture will come before this comes out 0 (0%)
  • Wait, is this the cartoon? 0 (0%)
  • Syphillis?! I can't have syphillis! 1 (11%)
  • Yes and No 0 (0%)
  • Screw you, Trebek! 1 (11%)

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Ah, I only bring this up because I'm a well-known Sellers-ophile, and the idea of a remake (with Steve Martin, who's seen better days acting-wise) seems like the last sign of the Eight Seals of Revelation being opened and the fiery hordes of Hell unleashing themselves on the world. :evil2:

As you can tell, I'm biased :D

But what say you, America? :billoreillysmilie:

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What the hell are you talking about? :ignore: I gave my vote away just now, didn't I?

That hack Steve Martin remaking a Sellers movie? Why? Where's the demand?

:kylieblowingmesmilie:

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Don't get me wrong, I love Martin, especially in "The jerk" and Bowfinger, but he's hit rock bottom with his movies lately (I hope it's cause he needs the money) :nonono:

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I saw the trailer for 'Land of the Dead' today so I'm looking forward to Romero doing another zombie flick (even if it is cashing in on the trend). Plus it has Asia Argento in it, and let's face it...she's the most beautiful woman on the earth.

Also read about Little Nicky Roeg's new flick in production, something about psychosexual vampires (starring Neve Campbell...mmmmmmm) and some sort of metaphysical collapsing of past, present, and future into the same present moment. A very smart mindbending horror flick with psychosexual crap, vampires, and Neve Campbell...finally something better than another Chainsaw remake. NOT coming to a multiplex near you in 2006!

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Nope

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I love Peter Sellers and I know the remake will suck compared to the originals, but I am going to see it anyway.

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Plus it has Asia Argento in it, and let's face it...she's the most beautiful woman on the earth.

Most beautiful woman on earth?

:skeptic: :skeptic:

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I saw the trailer for 'Land of the Dead' today so I'm looking forward to Romero doing another zombie flick (even if it is cashing in on the trend). Plus it has Asia Argento in it, and let's face it...she's the most beautiful woman on the earth.

Um, no.....

:love2: :nod: :jump: She is!

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Spotnick wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Plus it has Asia Argento in it, and let's face it...she's the most beautiful woman on the earth.

Most beautiful woman on earth?

:skeptic: :skeptic:

You just found an awful pic of her in her recent blond hair phase for the latest movie she directed. Try this one instead:

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Spotnick wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Plus it has Asia Argento in it, and let's face it...she's the most beautiful woman on the earth.

Most beautiful woman on earth?

:skeptic: :skeptic:

You just found an awful pic of her in her recent blond hair phase for the latest movie she directed. Try this one instead:

I'd love to, but I can't see it :shrug:

She looks a bit like "random blonde celebrity in trendy hat" in that one Spotty posted :yawn:

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Wasn't there a Pink Panther movie with Roberto Begnini as the star out a couple of years ago?

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Wasn't there a Pink Panther movie with Roberto Begnini as the star out a couple of years ago?

I think that was "Son of the pink panther" that came out in the early '90s.

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No, the title was "Life is Beautiful" and in it Clouseau....I'm sorry, that is so wrong I can't even finish typing it :evil2:

I am going to Hell :nonono:

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