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Went to my graduation ceremony today, even though I don't actually graduate until August (two more papers to finish). Anyway, Erin Brockovich was our commencement speaker. Sadly for Digital Mike, she only sports a pair of 36dd's (something I know because she mentioned it during her speech-- not Digital Mike, she didn't mention him, just her 36dd's).
Anyway, that's it for me until August, when I get my degree. So who else is graduating now? Anybody else have that "one paper" left to do?
I thought this was a post about doing a commencement speech, so let me hijack the thread likeso:
Friends, as I look out upon the expectant, young, and excited faces before me out in the crowd, I have only one thing to say to you....fuck off, you wankers! You'll all be working at McDonalds in a month anyway! Thank you and good night!
Something tells me that wouldn't have gone over well 
Saw that she was the speaker up there, was wondering how that turned out, probably not as funny as Jon Stewart, I suppose.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Anybody else have that "one paper" left to do?
Does the working on my diploma (in geology) count? I hope to finish it at the end of the year.
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: 36 dd's still a sight to behold and I would behold em
Has she given you permission to be holding 'em?
Bere wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Anybody else have that "one paper" left to do?
Does the working on my diploma (in geology) count? I hope to finish it at the end of the year.
Its counts. 
So what does a (German) geologist do?
