Funny town/place names

I came across a little village in Upper Austria called:

Ironically the other sign means. "Please, not so fast".

Finally here's the direct link:

http://marcs-online.de/scripts-l1/fokus.phtml?id=888&ausgabe=2003-12-01&xxl=0

Boring, Oregon Climax, Michigan Crappo, Maryland French Lick, Indiana Gay, Michigan Mud Lick, Kentucky Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona Hygiene, Colorado Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada Stalker, Pennsylvania Two Egg, Florida Gay Head, Massachusetts Pumpkin Center, Missouri Bumpass, Virginia Coxsackie, New York Sod, West Virginia Acme, West Virginia Burning Well, Pennsylvania Gays Mills, Wisconsin La Push, Washington

:D

Hey NObabe, is'nt there are town in America called "Cumming" i remember Michael Moore going there in a van filled with gay men on The Awful Truth.

You mean this one http://www.globalindex.com/comindex/ga/cumming.shtml?

:D

this reminds me of town in pennslvania that i cant remember the name. I was driving from buffalo to new york city which is about a 8 hr drive. Stopped at this town with population of 65 for some eats. Got some ice cream about a couple miles down from the highway exit, and their was about 30 people there. So does mean half the population was at this ice cream joint?

i got a good one: lake balls, new york.

German Site about funny names

I picked the most international ones from there:

England (Germany) Hammer (Germany) Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (Wales, GB) Matching Tye, Essex, GB Mousehole (Mounts Bay, Cornwall) Pixel (Germany) Rum, Austria Sexling, Austria Texas (Germany) Twist (Germany) Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia Walla Walla, USA, WA

Hey, where are all the Brits?! Come on, spill; there must be someone here who lives in Sodding Common or Upper Cockshaft or some such! If only I had my ordinance surveys handy...

t

I go to Cumming, Iowa about twice a week. More often if l get lucky!

all these within 25 miles of my home

Mincing Lane (map) 8.0 miles

Cock Pond (map) 10.0 miles

Tyttenhanger (map) 10.0 miles

Claggy Cott (map) 18.1 miles

Minges (map) 19.7 miles

Herbert's Hole (map) 20.9 miles

Nasty (map) 21.9 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map) 22.2 miles

Titsey Park (map) 24.3 miles

Bummers Hill (map) 25.2 miles

and when i used to live in Leeds

Camp Town (map) 3.3 miles

Beaver Dyke (map) 9.3 miles

Dicken-Dyke (map) 11.7 miles

Fartown (map) 14.8 miles

Pisser Clough (map) 19.8 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map) 20.0 miles

Upperthong (map) 20.8 miles

Hole Bottom (map) 21.2 miles

Dick Slack (map) 22.0 miles

Penistone (map) 22.6 miles

I always thought Trenton sounded funny.

Well, lots of weird ones from near my home town, including: Boort Rupanyup Marnoo Boolite Wonwondah Booroopki Carapooee

CTB

Tinny wrote: Hey, where are all the Brits?! Come on, spill; there must be someone here who lives in Sodding Common or Upper Cockshaft or some such! If only I had my ordinance surveys handy...

t

Hi and welcome, BTW Tinny - great to see more of the Australian Order 'round here CTB

Penistone (map)

I think I've been there once, that's in the Peak District as far as I know.

There are many place names which are quite funny if you can speak German but I'll try to translate my favourite ones:

Dragville, Germany Wankville, Germany Hornyville, Germany Big Radish, Austria Weedfabric, Germany Kanada, Germany Cunt, Germany Turkey, Austria

in my homestate of colorado we have:

tin cup last chance climax hygiene (mentioned before) dick dinosaur

and don't forget truth or consequences, new mexico!

Bere wrote: German Site about funny names

I picked the most international ones from there:

England (Germany) Hammer (Germany) Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (Wales, GB) Matching Tye, Essex, GB Mousehole (Mounts Bay, Cornwall) Pixel (Germany) Rum, Austria Sexling, Austria Texas (Germany) Twist (Germany) Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia Walla Walla, USA, WA

There's a Walla Walla in the US. This is a town in Aus, NSW, Near Albury, settled by Australian/German Lutherans.

Actually I'd like to nominate about a third of Aus place names.

I have to nominate my hometown of Walhalla. It was supposed to be "Valhalla" after the 'garden of the gods' in Norse mythology, but I take it somebody changed that to "W" in anticipation of the rise of the Antichrist to the office of President sometime in the distant future....

In my state, there's an old highway marker that has two signs pointing in opposite directions. One says "Clinton", the other says "Prosperity". My redneck Republican neighbors used to chuckle about that one when Clinton came to office

Joke's on them :p

CTB wrote:

Tinny wrote: Hey, where are all the Brits?! Come on, spill; there must be someone here who lives in Sodding Common or Upper Cockshaft or some such! If only I had my ordinance surveys handy...

t

Hi and welcome, BTW Tinny - great to see more of the Australian Order 'round here CTB

I second that about time we had someone from Sydney. Most of us Aussies here seem to be from Melbourne or Canberra with the odd Adelaide interloper.

Here's anothe one:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

There's a Walla Walla in the US.

it's the hometown of the actor kyle mclachlan (twin peaks, the film 'blue velvet,' sex and the city), by the way!

i live about an hour's drive from yeehaw junction.

Upper Ramsbottom - Lancashire UK

Burrumbuttock, New South Wales

CTB wrote: Burrumbuttock, New South Wales

I have friends there.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

CTB wrote: Burrumbuttock, New South Wales

I have friends there.

I'm not surprised. Are they cheeky?

CTB wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

CTB wrote: Burrumbuttock, New South Wales

I have friends there.

I'm not surprised. Are they cheeky?

Thanks, that's what I expect. Actually these guys are probably long lost relativres of yours.

That region is full of strange names. There's Jindera, well Walla Walla is just up the road.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

CTB wrote:

Tinny wrote: Hey, where are all the Brits?! Come on, spill; there must be someone here who lives in Sodding Common or Upper Cockshaft or some such! If only I had my ordinance surveys handy...

t

Hi and welcome, BTW Tinny - great to see more of the Australian Order 'round here CTB

I second that about time we had someone from Sydney. Most of us Aussies here seem to be from Melbourne or Canberra with the odd Adelaide interloper.

Thank you, thank you. I don't have anything funny to add so I'll just tell a dumb joke that a fellow NO fan told me.

Prince Charles is going to visit Australia and is telling Mummy about his itinerary.

Chaz: "First I am going to open a new library building in Sydney, then I am going to give a talk about organic farming in Adelaide, then I am going to meet some young people in Cunnamulla"

And mum says "Wear the fox hat."

t