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My sisters dog decided to try and make a meal out of my right hand last night...and today it hurts like hell...I've got 7 nice puncture wounds on my hand and fingers...anybody know any good ways to make it stop hurting...besides beer...ice and ibuprofen???
And should I kill the dog, or try to be understanding???
Kill the dog, get her a cat, and drink Whiskey! Lots of it.
I hate dogs, and our neighbours have 2 Rottweilers.
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Stella is the ony Cure ( oh shit, i used the word CURE )
but Mike...this time you used cure in a GOOD context...and I'm on Stella #6...can't remember if my hand still hurts or not???
is that a good thing???
Sorry Jeff, no good cure for what ails you today re: dog bites, but have another Stella anyway, you know it's the right thing to do.
I fcukin' hate dogs as well. 
at least you didn't get bit by a human, then you'd be in real trouble (infections and so forth, as we have such bacteria-infested mouths).
anyway, ignore cujo as much as possible from now on and use lots and lots of hydrogen peroxide--it makes that cool fizzing sound, and all.
Jeff, try some ointment on your wounds - it would really help.
As for dogs... I'm not really fond of them, true. Yet I had one exception: I had a very nice strong rottweiler for eleven years.
at least you didn't get bit by a human, then you'd be in real trouble (infections and so forth, as we have such bacteria-infested mouths).
Dogs lick their asses, humans do not.
Smoke a bowl and drink a beer or five.
You really should not mix ibuprofen/tylenal with alcohol. No, you will not get a better buzz but you may fook up your kidneys.
twist wrote: You really should not mix ibuprofen/tylenal with alcohol. No, you will not get a better buzz but you may fook up your kidneys.
Thats a problem for me, buts it a great way to fall asleep)tylenol pm).
twist wrote:
at least you didn't get bit by a human, then you'd be in real trouble (infections and so forth, as we have such bacteria-infested mouths).
Dogs lick their asses, humans do not.
yet they still have fewer bacteria in their mouths than we do; human bites are extremely dangerous because of this. makes you think twice about oral so-and-so...but not too hard!
I got bitten by my foxterrier all the time. It never did me permanent damage, and I decided to adopt another dog off the garbage dump where I worked. Just remember, painkillers are poison, beer is good. And we used to use a lot of peroxide where i worked (probably because it was a chemical lab). Dogs are nice. They are the only things to greet you happily when you arrive home, and it's worth a little pain.
Not a dog bite for me, but rather six yellow jacket stings around the ankles today. Mowing the yard today after work, I ran the mower right over their (unseen) nest, and the mothers swarmed right around my feet. Luckily, it's only a two minute drive to my doctors so that I could get some antihistimenes, that nest will soon be at complete peace with themselves tomorrow night. 
twist wrote:
at least you didn't get bit by a human, then you'd be in real trouble (infections and so forth, as we have such bacteria-infested mouths).
Dogs lick their asses, humans do not.
Smoke a bowl and drink a beer or five.
True. Humans lick their employers' asses.
Sorry, I was busy sharpening up my ass-kissing skills in preparation for the (continuing) job search... Now, what was that you were asking?
Oh, nothing much, just preparing to do the same task for my boss, trying to explain missing inventory to him (not a lot mind you, much rather do that for a couple of boxes of chicken rather than be some hapless person somewhere else trying to explain missing nuclear material....) :D
