Any I-want-sex New Order fans? — Forum Archive

24 Jul 2005, 12:17

:hi:

Only girls, please. Pretty ones.

24 Jul 2005, 12:46

I think it's a different webiste you're after...

26 Jul 2005, 04:49

I dunno.....I'd rather do without that have a chick who hated the order.

26 Jul 2005, 04:52

No man likes NO here so I have to do without :p

Cursed of Belgrade

26 Jul 2005, 07:31

You mean Sex with you or with a NO member? Or in general? :confused2:

26 Jul 2005, 07:44

Bere wrote: You mean Sex with you or with a NO member? Or in general?

What would you prefer, Bere? :evil4:

26 Jul 2005, 07:56

I think the three answers would be "No thanks" (Sorry :evil4: ) , "Yeess", "Of course".

26 Jul 2005, 09:35

Bere wrote: I think the three answers would be "No thanks" (Sorry ) , "Yeess", "Of course".

About question and answer 2: Which NOOL member? Come on, you can tell us, we can keep a secret!

26 Jul 2005, 10:05

Ben, I think she meant NO member not NOOL member! ;)

26 Jul 2005, 10:28

Ben wrote: Which NOOL member? Come on, you can tell us, we can keep a secret!

as for me...i'll never tell....:D

26 Jul 2005, 10:33

As for me, too many to mention, lol

26 Jul 2005, 10:50

i'll let mine remain a mystery--let the boys guess.

of course, i've only met a number of them...but i have see lots of their pictures, so it could be one of those lads, as well. hmmm.

i'll never tell.

26 Jul 2005, 10:59

Agent, email me his name, please! :D

26 Jul 2005, 11:02

Guess......girl you have but a tenuous grasp on the male mind. they'll all assume you could ONLY mean them.

Note I'm saying them, not us....cos apparently according to NObabe, none of us is men. Guess that explains the constant lake round the bog then....I should be sittin down.

26 Jul 2005, 11:09

Fook me, Steve, I have no idea what you're on about :\ohwell:

26 Jul 2005, 12:06

AgentWood wrote: i'll let mine remain a mystery--let the boys guess.

of course, i've only met a number of them...but i have see lots of their pictures, so it could be one of those lads, as well. hmmm.

i'll never tell.

Ha! Thanks for sharing that little secret with me, Christy! You're 100% right, HE IS an absolute BABE!!!! :love:

26 Jul 2005, 12:08

isn't he? i think he's definitely poster boy for NOOL! :love2:

26 Jul 2005, 12:20

AgentWood wrote: isn't he? i think he's definitely poster boy for NOOL!

mmmmmmmm, defo in my Top 5! :blush:

26 Jul 2005, 12:28

but you're right...he probably won't even look at this thread....

shame, really.

26 Jul 2005, 12:35

He probably would but will remain speechless ;)

26 Jul 2005, 12:37

every guy is looking at this thread thinking, 'yep. that's me, all right.'

26 Jul 2005, 12:45

Yeah, I just looooove the image of them scratching their heads. Egoistic twats! THEM not US! :D

26 Jul 2005, 13:00

Well, I would say any guy reading this would have to rule himself out by reason of "he won't even look here."

D'OH! :ignore:

27 Jul 2005, 03:43

NObabe wrote: Fook me, Steve, I have no idea what you're on about :\ohwell:

"No man likes NO here so I have to do without"

is what I'm on about. Since many of us here LOVE NO and have a(n attached) penis, I kinda thought you was just saying none of us were men, but a bunch of numpties :)

guess not then, you just think we all dislike NO.

I'm confused too now, need a lie down.

oh yeah...

Just so everyone knows it's not me they're gettin stuck to their seats over.......

fat_one_in_goggles

27 Jul 2005, 03:52

You'll be making Don blush......

27 Jul 2005, 03:52

Steve Campbell wrote:

NObabe wrote: Fook me, Steve, I have no idea what you're on about :\ohwell:

"No man likes NO here so I have to do without"

is what I'm on about. Since many of us here LOVE NO and have a(n attached) penis, I kinda thought you was just saying none of us were men, but a bunch of numpties :)

guess not then, you just think we all dislike NO.

I'm confused too now, need a lie down.

oh yeah...

Just so everyone knows it's not me they're gettin stuck to their seats over.......

fat_one_in_goggles

When I said HERE, I meant HERE in Belgrade not here on boards. :laugh:

27 Jul 2005, 03:55

oldmonkey wrote: You'll be making Don blush......

You guessed wrong! :D

27 Jul 2005, 04:19

Ben wrote:

Bere wrote: I think the three answers would be "No thanks" (Sorry ) , "Yeess", "Of course".

About question and answer 2: Which NOOL member? Come on, you can tell us, we can keep a secret!

I think I talked about a NO member. There is a little difference between NO and NOOL isn't it? :evil4:

27 Jul 2005, 04:29

I was suprised by the number of attractive male NOOLers when we met for Hyde Park!!

27 Jul 2005, 04:33

Next time I'll be there myself to form an opinion about those boys... ;)

27 Jul 2005, 04:38

Ness wrote: I was suprised by the number of attractive male NOOLers when we met for Hyde Park!!

Awwwww, don't remind me! (*sigh*) Still 3 of my Top 5 weren't even there! :(

27 Jul 2005, 09:16

im trying to make somebody's top 5 list

27 Jul 2005, 09:24

Steve Campbell wrote: Guess......girl you have but a tenuous grasp on the male mind. they'll all assume you could ONLY mean them.

Note I'm saying them, not us....cos apparently according to NObabe, none of us is men. Guess that explains the constant lake round the bog then....I should be sittin down.

:abovelol: .... Who will be the first Nool lovers??? thats what I want to know :love2: ...and maybe jumping the gun, but the first Nool baby :baby: :faint: ?? Anything is possible :shades:

27 Jul 2005, 10:35

NObabe wrote: As for me, too many to mention, lol

Not together, I suppose ?!?

27 Jul 2005, 10:38

NObabe wrote:

Ness wrote: I was suprised by the number of attractive male NOOLers when we met for Hyde Park!!

Awwwww, don't remind me! (*sigh*) Still 3 of my Top 5 weren't even there! :(

I'm sorry I made you cry, Babe. :rolleyes:

27 Jul 2005, 10:40

Bere wrote:

Ben wrote:

Bere wrote: I think the three answers would be "No thanks" (Sorry ) , "Yeess", "Of course".

About question and answer 2: Which NOOL member? Come on, you can tell us, we can keep a secret!

I think I talked about a NO member. There is a little difference between NO and NOOL isn't it?

Yes indeed! Most of us NOOLers are younger, slimmer and sexier than them NO members. :evil4:

27 Jul 2005, 15:55

NObabe wrote:

Ness wrote: I was suprised by the number of attractive male NOOLers when we met for Hyde Park!!

Awwwww, don't remind me! (*sigh*) Still 3 of my Top 5 weren't even there! :(

Did you want me to fly from Brazil just to see you? Do you know how many excuses I'd have to give to my other girls?

27 Jul 2005, 17:54

Boatraceface wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Guess......girl you have but a tenuous grasp on the male mind. they'll all assume you could ONLY mean them.

Note I'm saying them, not us....cos apparently according to NObabe, none of us is men. Guess that explains the constant lake round the bog then....I should be sittin down.

.... Who will be the first Nool lovers??? thats what I want to know ...and maybe jumping the gun, but the first Nool baby ?? Anything is possible

Should I tell them about our secret love child, or should you....Rocket Mick!!!!!!!!!!!! :faint:

Yes, Mick and I are the proud parents of a young flock of sheep, we have them out on my farm in Northern Scotland. Just off the Hebrides, where sheep are populous... :shrug:

Sorry, this lie ran off the rails right around the time I started typing it :scratch:

27 Jul 2005, 19:30

Taboo # 7 wrote: Just off the Hebrides, where sheep are populous...

just off the hebrides? i imagine they would drown, unless they were good swimmers!

27 Jul 2005, 23:49

I think he mean their front legs are just off the hebrides....makes em push back harder.

Scotland: Where men are men and sheep are bloody nervous.

Wonder how my GF would take to "Right I'm off to $FAR_FLUNG_PLACE to do disgraceful things with a girl of "that new order site"".

Hmmmm I suspect I'd be swiftly yearning to be back in my current level of pain :)

28 Jul 2005, 00:21

Isn't it easier to have your girlfriend become a NO fan, than to find a girlfriend amongst such a small community?

28 Jul 2005, 00:56

ArAl wrote: Isn't it easier to have your girlfriend become a NO fan, than to find a girlfriend amongst such a small community?

Correction. This community is anything but small and I'm quite sure that noone is trying to find a g/f or a b/f amongst it. This thread is just for fun, there are lots of cheeky people on here. Take Ben or Digital Mike for an example. They're both happily married men, having gorgeous little sons, still they like to think of me as their virtual lover :lol: As for me, I tried to get my ex into New Order, honestly I did, but it always ended up like this: That's bollocks! Could you please turn that shit off!? :shrug: Either I hadn't been so persuasive or the man simply had no taste at all.

28 Jul 2005, 01:05

:clap: :clap: isn`t everybody when and where? confusion you bet!

28 Jul 2005, 03:16

Ben wrote:

Bere wrote:

Ben wrote:

Bere wrote: I think the three answers would be "No thanks" (Sorry ) , "Yeess", "Of course".

About question and answer 2: Which NOOL member? Come on, you can tell us, we can keep a secret!

I think I talked about a NO member. There is a little difference between NO and NOOL isn't it?

Yes indeed! Most of us NOOLers are younger, slimmer and sexier than them NO members.

Who says that I prefer slim and young men? :evil4:

29 Jul 2005, 05:42

NObabe wrote:

ArAl wrote: Isn't it easier to have your girlfriend become a NO fan, than to find a girlfriend amongst such a small community?

Correction. This community is anything but small and I'm quite sure that noone is trying to find a g/f or a b/f amongst it. This thread is just for fun, there are lots of cheeky people on here. Take Ben or Digital Mike for an example. They're both happily married men, having gorgeous little sons, still they like to think of me as their virtual lover As for me, I tried to get my ex into New Order, honestly I did, but it always ended up like this: That's bollocks! Could you please turn that shit off!? Either I hadn't been so persuasive or the man simply had no taste at all.

Do you enjoy your virtual DP's, Babe? :evil4: