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404 error wrote: The Verve Pipe The Men They Couldn't Hang Warrant Gene Dodgy Turin Brakes Brakes (are they like the Turin Brakes, but less Italian?) The Rakes The Datsuns The Hives Coldplay Kaiser Chiefs Kings of Leon

Gene are ace though--gene loves jezebel,now thats a silly name.used to have a record back in the punk days by THE NIPPLE ERECTORS.it was called bored

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MSG New Found Glory My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult Fountains of Wayne Jefferson Starship Three Dog Night The Mamas and the Papas Strawberry Alarm Clock

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...most 'wavpopbands' of the 80s (sic)...

PSYCHEDELIC FURS FREUR DEAD OR ALIVE ALTERED IMAGES DARLING BUDS DEACON BLUE SPEAR OF DESTINY ROMEO VOID FICTION FACTORY SPANDAU BALLET PREFAB SPROUT 'TIL TUESDAY

...and-so-on-and-so-on-and-so-on...

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bLuE oRdEr wrote:

NObabe wrote: The Beatles

:nono:

The Beatles is a very clever name; they were a "Beat Group," thus, The Beatles.

Here's more...

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Anal Cunt.

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Roxette,crap name and a rubbish band. dandy warhols,i dont like the name and i dont think i've spelled it right either,cant be arsed looking..

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The worst group of the 80's (or was it the early 90's?:scratch: ) with the most horrible name ever: MILLY VANILLY!!! :crazy:

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JAPAN

:)

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We've got a fuzzbox and we're gonna use it. (shortened later to plain old FUZZBOX)

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:shrug:

Ace of Base Destiny's Child Bell Biv Devoe Wham! Travelling Wilburys Staind System of a Down Parachute Club

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baldrick wrote: dandy warhols,i dont like the name and i dont think i've spelled it right either,cant be arsed looking..

you spelled it right and i think it's brilliant wordplay on andy warhol's name. one of the best band names ever.

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Kajagoogoo

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The Airplane Crashers....

although it might have been slightly tongue in cheek...as the only song I ever heard by them was a pseudo-cover of Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit

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Barabas ("Who do you want?...BARABAS!!) Maroon5 (shit band, I hate the lead singer's whiny ass high pitched voice and I wanna kick him in the nards) Jefferson Airplane Jefferson Starship Starship The Alan Parsons Project Destiny's Child Dru Hill Limp Bizkit Green Jelly Toto 38 Special REO Speedwagon Poison The Bangles Stiff Kittens :evil4: The Communards Frankie Goes to Hollywood Queen (c'mon, be a little subtle about it) Def Leopard Velvet Revolver Audioslave

With many, many more I can't be arsed to think of this AM

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Any emo band Funeral For A Friend Armor for Sleep Chimira Green Day Stink 182 (they're gone :lol: :lol: ) Rammstein Selfish C**T Me First and the Gimme Gimees Simple Plan Good Charlotte Towers of London

The list goes on.......

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