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some that i think are:

RAM, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Oasis, Matchbox 20.elbow.

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The Presidents of the USA The Beatles The Doors

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The twins

A flock of seaguls

Nick Cave.....and the bad seeds

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Crispy Ambulance

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tendorloin (spelling?), wumpscut, & moon rock, hootie & the blow fish.

tendorloin opened for soundgarden and all i remember about their set was that the obese lead singer took off his shirt and poked himself with a fork and did belly flops. i think i might be making the last part up but i'd hope the point is sent. they suck.

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:thumbdown: Right Said Fred New Kids on the Block Hoobastank Maroon5 Hootie and the Blowfish NSync Cinderella Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Goo Goo Dolls Vengaboys

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NObabe wrote: The Beatles

:nono:

The Beatles is a very clever name; they were a "Beat Group," thus, The Beatles.

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Styx REO Speedwagon Grateful Dead Phish Frankie Goes to Hollywood Matchbox 20 All the nu-metal groups currently littering the charts Jefferson Starship Hootie (wait for it)...and the Blowfish ABBA Katrina and The Waves Yes Asia Basia Toto T'Pau Backstreet Boys Beach Boys Freddie and The Dreamers Oingo Boingo Rammstein Urge Overkill Genesis Big Brother and the Holding Company Poi Dog Pondering Stevie and the JDs :p

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Taboo # 7 wrote:

T'Pau :p

Ahh yes. T'Pau. Good one! :clap:

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No Vulcan-dressing Trekies here, I take it? :evil4:

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Oh, I got another one...Bananarama.

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The band 'Live' .... truly unoriginal boring pretentious shitty band with an asshole leader, and an incredibly stupid band name... i don't know if they were ever popular outside the USA, i hope not

i must admit that i have always thought that 'Electronic' was a pretty lame name, uninspired

and must agree about the "supergroup" Asia , everything is lame about that "band"... thename was probably thought up by the record label execs

i bet nearly EVERY english word you could think of has been used as a band name by now, you prolly couldnt get a truly original new name except for stringing together an odd combination of words

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i guess it is all subjective...

what about U2? spy plane with a "you too" pun... i don't get it...

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pumped full of drugs wrote: i guess it is all subjective...

what about U2? spy plane with a "you too" pun... i don't get it...

High flying

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bLuE oRdEr wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote: i guess it is all subjective...

what about U2? spy plane with a "you too" pun... i don't get it...

High flying

you mean like Bono being above everybody else, now i get it

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U2 and the cure

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europe staind limp bizkit death cab for cutie

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Maroon Five Linkin Park Limp Biscuit(I'm not sure how they spell it) Collective Soul Right Said Fred Nickelback Saliva Disturbed Korn

And there are tons more...

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Worst name and worst band I ever saw, abysinian polevault, played in a pub in Blackpool (which I was working in, I couldn't escape!) in the late 80's, utter shite, sang bad covers of tears for fears, couldn't get the hang of triplets or the bloody melody, the singer was cross eyed, and they had an attitude like they were top of every chart going, utter wankers, thank god i was mates with the DJ and got him to play NO after each gig.

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Oh, the ultimate bad name.......Air Supply

You know you're in a world of hurt when you hear the band name...

This brings up an interesting arguement: can a good band survive a bad name?

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Rian wrote:

Nick Cave.....and the bad seeds

Sorry Rian, can't agree with you on that one, it's a good name for a stern-looking group of men..

Crispy Ambulance is a pretty bad one.

Can't imagine a band would be eager to have a name like Something Corporate as their moniker, but if those boys have their knee pads at the ready, well then, more power to 'em.

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

Rian wrote:

Nick Cave.....and the bad seeds

Sorry Rian, can't agree with you on that one, it's a good name for a stern-looking group of men..

i agree, green. i think it's a fantastic name and fits them perfectly. perhaps rian isn't familiar with the colloquial term 'a bad seed.'

now for the best band name ever...sandy duncan's eye. the first time i heard it i almost crapped my pants with laughter, but i was in the DJ booth and had to go sit in the corner until i could compose myself.

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Maybe it's just me, but naming your band Jet is incredibly lazy. It's like saying "we could invest more time in coming up with a good name, but we won't"

Might as well have a string of airplane-inspired monikers to follow:

Biplane Monoplane Messerschmitt B-15s The Fokkers Spruce Goose Led Zeppelin...erm, that one's taken? :shrug:

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The Blue Aeroplane

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The is a great german fun-acapella-band (is it called "acapella", too in english when you sing without instruments?)

They are called: Die U-Bahn-Kontrollöre in tiefgefrorenen Frauenkleidern (which is kind of: The Subway conductors in deep frozen women's clothes)

This can't be beaten. And the boys are crazy but great,too. They call themselves harcdore-acapella band...

I put a link in for proof:

Link

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The Verve Pipe The Men They Couldn't Hang Warrant Gene Dodgy Turin Brakes Brakes (are they like the Turin Brakes, but less Italian?) The Rakes The Datsuns The Hives Coldplay Kaiser Chiefs Kings of Leon

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Whitesnake :barf:

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