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Starring
Jack Palance - as Hooky Jools Holland - as Steve William Shatner - as Bernard Robert Smith - as Gillian
and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln
Who do you think should play Aian Curtis, Tony Wilson, Martin Hannett and Lionel Ritchie in the movie?
I've got three words for you:
Leslie Nielson!
Leslie Nielson!
Leslie Nielson!
That's the name of my one-man show, but I got nothing for you in terms of casting "Control" :p
Ian Curtis-- Mike Myers
Tony Wilson-- Tony Curtis
Martin Hannett-- Jack Black
Lionel Ritchie-- Billy Crystal
Matthew Broderick - Ian David Caruso - Barney Sean Connery - Hooky Stephen Fry - Steve Juliette Binoche - Annick Warren Clarke - Tony Wilson Skallagrim - Viking #1 Alrik the Strongtooth - Viking #2 Gils the Lucky - Viking #3 Gunlaug Wormtongue - Viking #4 Drew Barrymore - Viking bride
Gary Busey is Martin Hannett
Hugh Grant is Tony Wilson
Carl Weathers is Erasmus
Johnny Depp is Saville
John Cusack is Ian Curtis
David Potts is Bernard Sumner
Liam Neeson is Peter Hook
Adrian Brody is Stephen Morris
Damon Albarn is Gillian Gilbert
Bjork is Annik
Kele Okereke is Lionel Ritchie
Anthony Michael Hall is Paul Morley
Matthew Modine is Simon Topping
Franz Ferdinand are Spandau Ballet(for when Barney pisses on them)
in: Complete Control
President Mufflin - Peter Sellers Dr. Strangelove - Peter Sellers Group Capatain Mandrake - Peter Sellers General Buck Turgidson - George C. Scott Major Kong - Slim Pickens
Oh wait, wrong movie.....
