I'm getting 2 or 3 of these mofos writing to me every day, so I haven't even bothered to post 'em all here. BUT...
See if you can detect the common thread in these 3:
(1):
Dear,
I am Mr. Joseph Nkume, a consulting auditor,Ned Bank, Johannesburg-South Africa. During the course of my auditing work with my client bank late last year,I discovered an account worth $25,400,000.00 opened in the bank in 1998 by a Foreigner, a German, Late Mr.Andreas Schranner,who died in a plane crash.You can see the event here.(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm).
It is because of the perceived possibility of not being able to locate any of Late Mr. Andreas Schranner next of kin known to the bank, according to the immigration
data available to the bank,that i contacted you to stand in as the next of kin. I have secretly discussed this matter with a close confident attorney whom I must involve in order to assist us produce legal back-up documents which would substantiate claims/position of next of kin
and also enable us have a smooth and successful transfer of the fund to any foreign bank account which you are going to nominate.
All validating and authenticating documents to enable you get this fund will be carefully worked out. We have secured from the probate
registry, an order of Mandamus to locate any of the deceased beneficiaries and that makes this business 100% Risk Free. The sharing ratio after completion of transfer will be thus: 60% for me,35% for you and 5% for expensies.Kindly indicate your interest to enable us,with
your assistance,move the fund to the banks offshore clearing houses in Europe. Please note that for the purposes of confidentiality, all further correspondence should be through my alternative email: joe_mrnkume@yahoo.gr
Accept my warm regards as I await your response.
Sincerely,
Mr.Joseph Nkume.
(2):
DEAR FRIEND,
I MUST CRAVE YOUR INDULGENCE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AS MR. DONELL NELSON CALVINSTONE, AN AUDIT OFFICER IN BARCLAYS BANK PLC LONDON OFFICE. I GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH
INTERNATIONAL WEB DIRECTORIES.
IN THE DISCHARGE OF MY DUTY, I STUMBLED ON THIS DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT THAT HAS REMAINED DORMANT FOR SIX YEARS NOW WITH EIGHTEEN MILLION BRITISH POUNDS ONLY (£18,000,000.00) IN IT. ON PERSONAL INVESTIGATION, I DISCOVERED THAT THE ACCOUNT HOLDER LATE MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER DIED ON PLANE CRASH ACCIDENT WITH ALL THE MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY, SONINLAW AND GRAND CHILDREN WHO SUPPOSE TO BE THE NEXT OF KIN TO HIS ESTATE INCLUDING CASH AMOUNT.YOU ARE ADVISE TO TAKE A LOOK ON HOMEPAGE BELOW AS REPORTED BY BBC.:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
I AM SENDING YOU THIS MAIL AND EXTENDING MY HAND OF FRIENDSHIP SO THAT WE CAN WORK TOGETHER IN PARTNERSHIP TO CLAIM THIS AMOUNT AND HAVE IT TRANSFERED INTO YOUR FOREIGN ACCOUNT AS THE NEXT OF KIN HENCE THE DEPOSITOR WAS A FOREIGNER. IT'S A SIMPLE PROCESS THAT WILL TAKE A SHORT WHILE WITHIN 7 BANKING WORKING DAYS TO TRANSFER THIS £18 MILLION INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. ACCORDING TO OUR FINANCIAL LAW, AFTER THIS YEAR WHICH IS LEFT ONLY THREE MONTHS,
THE BANK MANAGEMENT WILL CONFISCATE THIS ACCOUNT, AND THE AMOUNT OF MONEY AS UNCLAIM BILL AND WILL RE TRANSFER IT INTO FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT IF NO ONE APPLIES FOR CLAIM. IF I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL TELL YOU THE OPERATIONAL METHOD WE CAN USE TO CLAIM THIS FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT FOR OUR MUTUAL BENEFIT. IT IS A VERY SIMPLE PROCESS. I WILL LIKE YOU TO INCLUDE YOUR NAME AND PHONE NUMBER FOR VOICE COMMUICATION IN MY PRIVATE CONTACT EMAIL ADDRESS: c_stone10@yahoo.co.uk
AND ALSO CALL ME ON MY PHONE NUMBER# +44 703 190 3710 AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL FOR IMMEDIATE DISCUSSION.
SINCERELY YOURS,
MR DONELL NELSON.
+44 703 190 3710
(3):
Dear,
I am Mr.Jacob Maku, a consulting auditor,Ned Bank, Johannesburg-South Africa.During the course of my auditing work with my client bank late last year,I discovered an account worth $25,400,000.00 opened in the bank in 1998 by a Foreigner, a German, Late Mr.Andreas Schranner, who died in a plane crash.You can see the event here.(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm).
It is because of the perceived possibility of not being able to locate any of Late Mr. Andreas Schranner next of kin known to the bank, according to the immigration
data available to the bank,that i contacted you to stand in as the next of kin. I have secretly discussed this matter with a close confident attorney whom I must involve in order to assist us produce legal back-up documents which would substantiate claims/position of next of kin
and also enable us have a smooth and successful transfer of the fund to any foreign bank account which you are going to nominate. All validating and authenticating documents to enable you get this fund will be carefully worked out. We have secured from the probate registry, an order of Mandamus to locate any of the deceased beneficiaries and that makes this business 100% Risk Free. The sharing ratio after completion of transfer will be thus: 60% for me,35% for you and 5% for expensies.Kindly indicate your interest to enable us,with your assistance,move the fund to the banks offshore clearing houses in Europe. Please note that for the purposes of confidentiality, all further correspondence should be through my alternative email: jacobmaku@yahoo.gr
Accept my warm regards as I await your response.
Sincerely,
Mr.Jacob Maku.
Hmmmm, according to the CIA, Robert MUGABE, the nation's first prime minister, has been the country's only ruler (as president since 1987) and has dominated the country's political system since independence. But what do I know, being a greedy, ignorant westerner and all?
