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Courtney Love 'Having Steve Coogan's Baby'

Rock singer Courtney Love is pregnant by Alan Partridge star Steve Coogan, it has been reported.

Love, 41, widow of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain and former lead singer with the band Hole, discovered she was expecting the British comedian's baby three days ago through a home pregnancy kit, according to the News of the World.

She told the paper: "Yes, I am pregnant with Steve's baby, but I'd rather not talk about our relationship."

A friend of the singer said the baby was conceived during a two-week fling while the pair staying at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.

The unnamed friend said the pregnancy could not have come at a worse time for the singer.

The troubled rocker, who has an 11-year-old daughter Frances Bean, from her marriage to Cobain, is currently undergoing a 28-day drug treatment programme.

She was ordered into rehab last week after admitting using drugs while on probation.

Love is on probation in three separate drug and assault cases and will be sentenced for the violations on September 16.

"She hasn't made any decisions about whether she should keep the baby or not," the friend told the paper.

Coogan's marriage to Caroline Hickman came to an end last month after she divorced him on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour.

Coogan, 39, who is best known for his role as Alan Partridge, married Caroline in December 2002 shortly after they got back together after splitting up when he had a fling with a lap dancer.

The marriage lasted 16 months.

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Now come on, she's not that bad.

I admit that I would take 2 or 3 bottles of penicillin before doing it :lol:

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Spotnick wrote: Now come on, she's not that bad.

I admit that I would take 2 or 3 bottles of penicillin before doing it :lol:

"Not that bad"? I'd rather fuck a bus station toilet...and she's seen more action than one. I hope she chokes to death on her own vomit one day soon so she'll stop fucking every famous person she gets around. Of course, we still have to wait and see what kind of fucked up monster her daughter becomes.....

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Bloody hell !! And here i thought Coogan was cool (somehow)... And yes, agreed Spot.

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she is truly a minger. nasty.

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i thin we shouldn't accept this as fact just yet. this was reported by news of the world, after all!

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006...is the News of the World the English version of the National Enquirer????

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Spotnick wrote: Now come on, she's not that bad.

I admit that I would take 2 or 3 bottles of penicillin before doing it :lol:

ewwww...

Nicos...she's ICKY!!!

I'd rather chwe off my own testicles!!!

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its dangerous having too much to do with her. a bunnyman and then kirk both died when in a relationship with her:eek:

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I bet she's a good fuck though. She looks so dirty.

It was also in the Mail on Sunday, NOTW of the chattering classes

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Kevin Smith wrote: I bet she's a good fuck though. She looks so dirty.

Quote of the day! Very dirty. You defo would. :nod:

Saw Hole support New Order years and years ago - she showed off a fine pair of pins in a babydoll dress.

The whole Courtney / Amanda de Cadenet lesbo thing was rather a turn on too.

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You would also want to be very sure you used a condom!

:evil4:

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She's an alcoholic, and takes drugs on a daily basis.

And now she's pregnant. I wonder what kind of brain the new kid will have, if she keeps it.

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digitalwaters wrote: You would also want to be very sure you used a condom!

:evil4:

Best use 2 in case one splits.

She's like a pig wearing lipstick :nod:

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Kevin Smith wrote: I bet she's a good fuck though. She looks so dirty.

It was also in the Mail on Sunday, NOTW of the chattering classes

i agree,wouldnt mind a do myself.she has that porn star look about her

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Was she the only artist to play topless at Woodstock? :evil4:

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i doubt this is true, but all i can say is poor FRANCIS BEAN. Her mother should grow up and act a little dignified. If your going to use drugs try to keep it from your children.

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Spotnick wrote: Was she the only artist to play topless at Woodstock? :evil4:

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She's just a... hole, isn't she? :uhoh:

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you mean she's just a HO?!?!?!

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Ben wrote: She's just a... hole, isn't she? :uhoh:

I wouldn't touch her. Not even with gloves.

That's for sure. :nuts:

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I would if I was a man but with 10 condoms on my penis! :lol:

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I wonder if he used that Partridge line afterwards, "That was classic intercourse" :laugh:

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So was it in a room at a Travelodge near Norwich that they did it?

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*raised eyebrows* Well, if it makes the both of them happy, good luck, cause they're probably gonna need loads of it. *shivers*

I undoubtedly went to a lot of shows that she also attended when she lived in Portland, but there always seemed to be quite a few of those louder types around, so I was more interested in drinking with my pals than hanging around with those girls.

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I can tell you what he was thinking...

"Monkey, sex, cabs, condoms? not necessary, she'll never tell, freaks, too much to drink, too much vomit, I like horsies, nevermind, testicles, unseasonably hot weather down there, oh was that it? guess I'll see you, no? fancy another shag? perhaps in the loo, think I'm gonna be sick...." :barf:

:p

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Ms. Love has officially denied it.

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Its not the first time Coogan has been caught snorting his class A's with hookers for entertainment..Fairplay to the lad..

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Courtney Love = the ultimate "2 bagger".* Coogan's class A's must've been past their use-by date if they made him do that! :barf:

* 2 bagger: 1 bag to put over her head; 1 to put over your own in case hers falls off.

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