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I'm a bit drunk and there is a fire in my house.

No, really.

It looks lovely.

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Barney Army wrote: I'm a bit drunk and there is a fire in my house.

No, really.

It looks lovely.

Is there fuck..........

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actually...

fuck it

there is

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are you on fire and there's a drunk in your house?

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Always tease tease tease.

You should go.

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I'm not on fire.

Is someone on fire?

Where am I?

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No tease...

It's fantastic

But I cant go to bed until the twat has finished, coz I'm scared it'll, burn my precious belongings..

which is an empty biscuit wrappper signed by Hookys cleaner.

NEW OOOORRRRDEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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no. go.

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Stay in your house and blame Bush for not getting there fast enough.

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Ship some over, that stuff you're using! :p

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that was OFFICIALLY my most drunken post

In fact it is a wonder of the human body I was able to type.

So it's off to the pub to watch Rooney sink the Taffs....

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Barney Army wrote: that was OFFICIALLY my most drunken post

In fact it is a wonder of the human body I was able to type.

So it's off to the pub to watch Rooney sink the Taffs....

You still have some way to go young jedi :nod:

My drunken posts were littttered with spolleng mistakes through me not being able to focus on the keypad.....and half my sentences never made any sense. You were both literate and made sense (even if it was bollocks)

Keep practising Nick ;) :beer:

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now that.... is a challenge :rofl:

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maybe we could have a drunk forum especially for people to talk to other wasted members.it would be popular and i'd be on it tonight.o wait,i think this happens anyway :confused2:

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That's what this forum was created for, myself and Jeff were particularly bad abusers on the drunken post front :nod:

Back in the day people didnae take kindly to us talking pure bollocks at 3 in the morning on the main forum, mix that in with our daily shite about football, beer and porn.......and voila. Behind Closed Doors :beer:

Drunken posts are ace.

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hic.

gimme a 2 hours and I'll be really wankered

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twist wrote: Stay in your house and blame Bush for not getting there fast enough.

Yes. Shame on you you born black, Nick.

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Aye, I am black.

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I'd just like to point out that because of this topic I've got Clash song stuck in my head for 2 days now. :banghead:

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I never post when I'm drunk! :nono:

:laugh:

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deja-vu.

As always, I think you should go if you say you will. It wont be long now - hopefully.

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NObabe wrote: I'd just like to point out that because of this topic I've got Clash song stuck in my head for 2 days now. :banghead:

Lucky you. :thumb:

I love The Clash. :nod:

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