Gay Forum - Post #1

Are you a plug or socket?

Tis off topic

socket :sex:

not off topic, see Chris's post.

For the record, my plug only goes in female sockets.:D

Socket to em!!I also prefer not to bum men,and abstain from being bummed by men

Boatraceface wrote: Socket to em!!I also prefer not to bum men,and abstain from being bummed by men

err, by abstain you must have done it once?

Pedantic I know ;)

I REFRAIN then

Where's Mike?

I'm a universal adaptor, really.

im not gay but ive shagged a bloke who is

Hannett of the Apes wrote: Where's Mike?

I'm a universal adaptor, really.

Will you connect me to ...?

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More points for pink (6) compared to brown (4) :D

i certainly dont surf the cadbury highway

The only response missing from THIS thread is from George Bush...oh well I guess he's too busy protecting the country from hurricanes and such. Too bad...none of you remembered to bring the bible into it.

Andrew Sayer wrote: More points for pink (6) compared to brown (4) :D

Just remembered that joke about Steve Davis ,the snooker player on his wedding night..The bride strips off,lays on the bed,legs akimbo...waiting for the sirens call.She's waiting for the plunge,and she looks over at him...at the end of the bed,on his knees indecisive,looking at her nether regions.

"Steve,what the F**k are you playing at?" "I don't know whether to go for the pink or the brown"

This isn't a New Order related post, is it?

martin Gore almost did me once but when he saw the "EXIT ONLY" tatoo on me arse he asked me if I knew where Mike was.

bansheeman wrote: i certainly dont surf the cadbury highway

OMFG!!

PerfectKiss wrote:

bansheeman wrote: i certainly dont surf the cadbury highway

OMFG!!

or park down Clay Lane

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twist wrote: martin Gore almost did me once but when he saw the "EXIT ONLY" tatoo on me arse he asked me if I knew where Mike was.

Martin Gore isn't gay.