after some love notes ive seen on here recently i was wondering if we will ever see a noolers wedding,or as there already been one? will two people who met through this website ever tie the knot.would all other be invited.would new order come and play a set although would bernard's 'ive been dumped by dat bitch but i dont care'lyrics be out of place and who would be most unlikely couples?
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bansheeman wrote: after some love notes ive seen on here recently i was wondering if we will ever see a noolers wedding,or as there already been one? will two people who met through this website ever tie the knot.would all other be invited.would new order come and play a set although would bernard's 'ive been dumped by dat bitch but i dont care'lyrics be out of place and who would be most unlikely couples?
some of us have yet to meet!
I know Maya wants to marry anyone she can (preferably British) so she can get out of miserable Serbia. Keep that in mind, fellas.
Yours sincerely, Someone Who Once Proposed To Maya Under Pretense Of Marriage Fraud :p
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Yours sincerely, Someone Who Once Proposed To Maya Under Pretense Of Marriage Fraud :p
Fools, I'm Rocket's Mick pretend wife, so there :moon:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I know Maya wants to marry anyone she can (preferably British) so she can get out of miserable Serbia. Keep that in mind, fellas :p
Does she now.Hmmmmm..........
depthcharge wrote: I heard Patrick and Huntsman came close once.
Came close? I heard they managed to come at the same time! 
depthcharge wrote: I heard Patrick and Huntsman came close once.
:\pimp3:
And would you care to reveal your source for this little tid-bit DC?
NObabe wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Yours sincerely, Someone Who Once Proposed To Maya Under Pretense Of Marriage Fraud :p
Fools, I'm Rocket's Mick pretend wife, so there :moon:
What's for tea HONEY? :D
Rocket Mick wrote:
NObabe wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Yours sincerely, Someone Who Once Proposed To Maya Under Pretense Of Marriage Fraud :p
Fools, I'm Rocket's Mick pretend wife, so there :moon:
What's for tea HONEY? :D
Remember Mick...she only
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVES YOUR MONEY!!! :p
She just wants a man with money?.Bummer!.That could rule me out.Although hang on... i havent checked my numbers from last nights lottery yet.....
Spotnick wrote: Nobody received the Brides from NewOrderOnline newsletter yet?
You are really branching out, Nic, aren't you?
FOOKIN SWEEET JESUS!!!!!!. I have won 2 million on the lottery!!!!.Get on the plane over here Maya!. ILL PAY.Youve pulled a millionaire!!!.
Johnny wrote: FOOKIN SWEEET JESUS!!!!!!. I have won 2 million on the lottery!!!!.Get on the plane over here Maya!. I
LL PAY.Youve pulled a millionaire!!!.
You heard it here first, folks. The very fooking first proposal online.
Patrick wrote: Do you think he really won the lottery?
Whatever ... Real love can't be bought ...........
OH .I was looking at the wrong numbers
.I have won ermmm.... nothing.But hey , money doesn`t matter does it?:(
Johnny wrote: OH .I was looking at the wrong numbers
What a disappointment for you! Too bad.
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: I heard Patrick and Huntsman came close once.
:\pimp3:
And would you care to reveal your source for this little tid-bit DC?
Gossip pages of the Marske Gourd Trader.
Apparently the whole village was feverishly anticipating your arrival.
Have you seen the movie Local Hero, Pats?
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: I heard Patrick and Huntsman came close once.
:\pimp3:
And would you care to reveal your source for this little tid-bit DC?
Gossip pages of the Marske Gourd Trader.
Apparently the whole village was feverishly anticipating your arrival.
Have you seen the movie Local Hero, Pats?
:\pimp3:
Haven't seen that one, DC. Is it about me?
You should check it out immediately, P.
It's not specifically about you per se, but you will never find a closer cinematic approximation to the reality of you visiting Hunstman at Marske-by-Sea.
As ratified by the old rambler himself.
:\pimp3:
NObabe wrote:
Patrick wrote: Do you think he really won the lottery?
Whatever ... Real love can't be bought ...........
you...you...
YOU, quoting GUILT???
I'm goint to pass out...
depthcharge wrote: You should check it out immediately, P.
It's not specifically about you per se, but you will never find a closer cinematic approximation to the reality of you visiting Hunstman at Marske-by-Sea.
As ratified by the old rambler himself.
:\pimp3:
I'll keep it in mind, DC. Unfortunately, I'm trying rather half-heartedly to work today, so I can't give it my full and immediate attention.
Understood, P.
Keep it in mind next time you're hiring a movie, although you might have to venture to the video cassette section.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote: Understood, P.
Keep it in mind next time you're hiring a movie, although you might have to venture to the video cassette section.
:\pimp3:
Apparently it is available on DVD, which is good, since I don't have a tape player. $9.97 from Amazon. Plus shipping, of course.
I love 1987 wrote:
NObabe wrote:
Patrick wrote: Do you think he really won the lottery?
Whatever ... Real love can't be bought ...........
you...you...
YOU, quoting GUILT???
I'm goint to pass out...
I don't mind the lyrics, it's those crappy backing vocals that freak me out.
xx
Patrick wrote: Apparently it is available on DVD, which is good, since I don't have a tape player. $9.97 from Amazon. Plus shipping, of course.
I'm already looking forward to your review.
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depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: Apparently it is available on DVD, which is good, since I don't have a tape player. $9.97 from Amazon. Plus shipping, of course.
I'm already looking forward to your review.
:\pimp3:
i'm picturing patrick as burt lancaster: forceful and hard, but comes to a satisfying conclusion.
I always pictured Patrick looking like Harrison Ford. Dunno why. Could be the Jack Ryan connection. Both mysterious D.C based characters.
Anyone else read Tom Clancy novels in their youth?
NObabe wrote:
Patrick wrote: Do you think he really won the lottery?
Whatever ... Real love can't be bought ...........
Agreed. It's just money. The most important thing is that the future betrothed likes NO!! 
PerfectKiss wrote:
NObabe wrote:
Patrick wrote: Do you think he really won the lottery?
Whatever ... Real love can't be bought ...........
Agreed. It's just money. The most important thing is that the future betrothed likes NO!!
of course. they're going to be played at the wedding (or civil ceremony), so it's imperative.
AgentWood wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: Apparently it is available on DVD, which is good, since I don't have a tape player. $9.97 from Amazon. Plus shipping, of course.
I'm already looking forward to your review.
:\pimp3:
i'm picturing patrick as burt lancaster: forceful and hard, but comes to a satisfying conclusion.
Hmmm....
King of Nothing wrote: I always pictured Patrick looking like Harrison Ford. Dunno why. Could be the Jack Ryan connection. Both mysterious D.C based characters.
As has been suggested in another thread, Pats enjoys to maintain his air of mystery on these forums.
Given all of the information about him now available in the public domain, a profile has been constructed. We anticipate him to look something like this:
Il est homme qui définit le style et la sophistication. Il est Patrick.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote:
King of Nothing wrote: I always pictured Patrick looking like Harrison Ford. Dunno why. Could be the Jack Ryan connection. Both mysterious D.C based characters.
As has been suggested in another thread, Pats enjoys to maintain his air of mystery on these forums.
Given all of the information about him now available in the public domain, a profile has been constructed. We anticipate him to look something like this:
Il est homme qui définit le style et la sophistication. Il est Patrick.
:\pimp3:
I'm disappointed at the lack of comment on the time of my last post, DC.
I made a mental note of it P, but decided that mention of it might interrupt the flow of my post.
The mind boggles to think what you're doing getting up at that sort of hour.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote: I made a mental note of it P, but decided that mention of it might interrupt the flow of my post.
The mind boggles to think what you're doing getting up at that sort of hour.
:\pimp3:
It's simply what's necessary to maintain my status as a man who defines style and sophistication, DC.
Touche.
I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote: Touche.
I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.
:\pimp3:
The weather is still warm in D.C., DC.
No need for a coat like that at this time of year.
It's to late for me now anyway :D
On the The Chameleons forum, we have at least 2 couples who met thanks to the forum. And they only have 900+ members.
And all four are from different countries!
depthcharge wrote: You should check it out immediately, P.
It's not specifically about you per se, but you will never find a closer cinematic approximation to the reality of you visiting Hunstman at Marske-by-Sea.
As ratified by the old rambler himself.
:\pimp3:
I live in New Marske,1 mile up the Road..Tho Marske and New Marske are fast becoming districts of Redcar,with the rapid dissapearence of the green belt...Marske is alledgedly the largest village in England,on another point of Marske trivia,and Sir William Pennyman defeated Cromwell on Marske beach,with the help of volunteers from Marske..so there you go, bags of history in Marske-by-the-sea
Boatraceface, if you ever chance upon a Wookiee suit charging around old Marske on a bike, be sure to give him the NOOLer salute.
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depthcharge wrote: Boatraceface, if you ever chance upon a Wookiee suit charging around old Marske on a bike, be sure to give him the NOOLer salute.
:\pimp3:
Does the NOOLer salute have special characteristics, DC?
Do you think the flavour of your posts will change once you're no longer a Weirdo, Pats?
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote: Do you think the flavour of your posts will change once you're no longer a Weirdo, Pats?
:\pimp3:
Only time will tell, DC. But I suspect I'll always be a Weirdo.
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: Do you think the flavour of your posts will change once you're no longer a Weirdo, Pats?
:\pimp3:
Only time will tell, DC. But I suspect I'll always be a Weirdo.
Anybody notice how the forum rank fits perfectly? If you have 4000 posts, your a weirdo. Which you are. Its not an insult because i will probably be there in a yr.
leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: Do you think the flavour of your posts will change once you're no longer a Weirdo, Pats?
:\pimp3:
Only time will tell, DC. But I suspect I'll always be a Weirdo.
Anybody notice how the forum rank fits perfectly? If you have 4000 posts, your a weirdo. Which you are. Its not an insult because i will probably be there in a yr.
That's about 8.2 posts per day, seven days a week. Doable.
or 13posts/6 days a week. Thats usually how often i post. Its also the amount of days i work.
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: I heard Patrick and Huntsman came close once.
:\pimp3:
And would you care to reveal your source for this little tid-bit DC?
Gossip pages of the Marske Gourd Trader.
Apparently the whole village was feverishly anticipating your arrival.
Have you seen the movie Local Hero, Pats?
:\pimp3:
Haven't seen that one, DC. Is it about me?
No, me.
BIGINOIL wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: I heard Patrick and Huntsman came close once.
:\pimp3:
And would you care to reveal your source for this little tid-bit DC?
Gossip pages of the Marske Gourd Trader.
Apparently the whole village was feverishly anticipating your arrival.
Have you seen the movie Local Hero, Pats?
:\pimp3:
Haven't seen that one, DC. Is it about me?
No, me.
Well, then, I'll order it right now.
Patrick wrote:
Well, then, I'll order it right now.
It was filmed up in a village near Aberdeen. I agree with DC, I think you will enjoy the film.
BIGINOIL wrote:
Patrick wrote:
Well, then, I'll order it right now.
It was filmed up in a village near Aberdeen. I agree with DC, I think you will enjoy the film.
Well, it's on my list, then. But I haven't really been watching movies lately.
There are better things to do than sitting around watching movies.
Are you in a position to tell us what you have been doing instead?
Patrick wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote:
Patrick wrote:
Well, then, I'll order it right now.
It was filmed up in a village near Aberdeen. I agree with DC, I think you will enjoy the film.
Well, it's on my list, then. But I haven't really been watching movies lately.
Been looking at pictures instead?
Johnny wrote:
Patrick wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote:
Patrick wrote:
Well, then, I'll order it right now.
It was filmed up in a village near Aberdeen. I agree with DC, I think you will enjoy the film.
Well, it's on my list, then. But I haven't really been watching movies lately.
Been looking at pictures instead?
Looking at pictures doesn't take up a lot of time.
BIGINOIL wrote: There are better things to do than sitting around watching movies.
Are you in a position to tell us what you have been doing instead?
Whatever it is I've been doing, I assure you it's not more worth while than watching movies.
Patrick wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: There are better things to do than sitting around watching movies.
Are you in a position to tell us what you have been doing instead?
Whatever it is I've been doing, I assure you it's not more worth while than watching movies.
Perhaps you might care to make something up, in order to entertain the rest of us?
I would be happy to return the favour.
BIGINOIL wrote:
Patrick wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: There are better things to do than sitting around watching movies.
Are you in a position to tell us what you have been doing instead?
Whatever it is I've been doing, I assure you it's not more worth while than watching movies.
Perhaps you might care to make something up, in order to entertain the rest of us?
I would be happy to return the favour.
Well, I've been spending a lot of time posting messages at a website devoted to my favorite band.
depthcharge wrote: Touche.
I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.
:\pimp3:
it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.
depthcharge wrote: Touche.
I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.
:\pimp3:
it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.
depthcharge wrote: Touche.
I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.
:\pimp3:
it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.
depthcharge wrote: Touche.
I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.
:\pimp3:
it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.
depthcharge wrote: Touche.
I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.
:\pimp3:
it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.
depthcharge wrote: Touche.
I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.
:\pimp3:
it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.
depthcharge wrote: Touche.
I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.
:\pimp3:
it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.
Patrick wrote: On one of those now rare machines that can still play them.
I feel a bit light-headed. The funny thing is, after a few minutes of reading the same post over again, it stopped making sense - the rhythm of the post took over and I started to dance wildly around the room.
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote: Is that a record?
i wanted to get my point across.
I believe you succeeded.
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote: Is that a record?
i wanted to get my point across.
I believe you succeeded.
my years as a TV announcer for monster truck rallies and used car dealerships paid off, then.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I know Maya wants to marry anyone she can (preferably British) so she can get out of miserable Serbia. Keep that in mind, fellas.
Yours sincerely, Someone Who Once Proposed To Maya Under Pretense Of Marriage Fraud :p
It was just a pretense of fraud? Does that mean it wasn't really fraud, you were just pretending it would be fraudulent in order to hide your genuine desire for wedlock? 
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote: Is that a record?
i wanted to get my point across.
I believe you succeeded.
my years as a TV announcer for monster truck rallies and used car dealerships paid off, then.
Be careful. We are being reprimanded for straying from the straight and narrow again.
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote: Is that a record?
i wanted to get my point across.
I believe you succeeded.
my years as a TV announcer for monster truck rallies and used car dealerships paid off, then.
Be careful. We are being reprimanded for straying from the straight and narrow again.
very well. patrick, will you marry me?
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote: Is that a record?
i wanted to get my point across.
I believe you succeeded.
my years as a TV announcer for monster truck rallies and used car dealerships paid off, then.
Be careful. We are being reprimanded for straying from the straight and narrow again.
very well. patrick, will you marry me?
How do you know I'm not already married?
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote: Is that a record?
i wanted to get my point across.
I believe you succeeded.
my years as a TV announcer for monster truck rallies and used car dealerships paid off, then.
Be careful. We are being reprimanded for straying from the straight and narrow again.
very well. patrick, will you marry me?
How do you know I'm not already married?
just a shot in the dark.
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote: Is that a record?
i wanted to get my point across.
I believe you succeeded.
my years as a TV announcer for monster truck rallies and used car dealerships paid off, then.
Be careful. We are being reprimanded for straying from the straight and narrow again.
very well. patrick, will you marry me?
How do you know I'm not already married?
just a shot in the dark.
Woman's intuition, perhaps, AW?
I'm not the marrying kind.
404 error wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I know Maya wants to marry anyone she can (preferably British) so she can get out of miserable Serbia. Keep that in mind, fellas.
Yours sincerely, Someone Who Once Proposed To Maya Under Pretense Of Marriage Fraud :p
It was just a pretense of fraud? Does that mean it wasn't really fraud, you were just pretending it would be fraudulent in order to hide your genuine desire for wedlock?
But if I fraudulently get married to Maya...do I get to have fraudulent intercourse??? 
I love 1987 wrote:
404 error wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I know Maya wants to marry anyone she can (preferably British) so she can get out of miserable Serbia. Keep that in mind, fellas.
Yours sincerely, Someone Who Once Proposed To Maya Under Pretense Of Marriage Fraud :p
It was just a pretense of fraud? Does that mean it wasn't really fraud, you were just pretending it would be fraudulent in order to hide your genuine desire for wedlock?
But if I fraudulently get married to Maya...do I get to have fraudulent intercourse???
That was never part of the deal. 
