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Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: There are better things to do than sitting around watching movies.

Are you in a position to tell us what you have been doing instead?

Whatever it is I've been doing, I assure you it's not more worth while than watching movies.

Perhaps you might care to make something up, in order to entertain the rest of us?

I would be happy to return the favour.

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NObabe wrote: Don't call me a bummer! :laugh:

Bummer.

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BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: There are better things to do than sitting around watching movies.

Are you in a position to tell us what you have been doing instead?

Whatever it is I've been doing, I assure you it's not more worth while than watching movies.

Perhaps you might care to make something up, in order to entertain the rest of us?

I would be happy to return the favour.

Well, I've been spending a lot of time posting messages at a website devoted to my favorite band.

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depthcharge wrote: Touche.

I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.

:\pimp3:

it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.

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depthcharge wrote: Touche.

I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.

:\pimp3:

it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.

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depthcharge wrote: Touche.

I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.

:\pimp3:

it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.

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depthcharge wrote: Touche.

I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.

:\pimp3:

it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.

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depthcharge wrote: Touche.

I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.

:\pimp3:

it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.

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depthcharge wrote: Touche.

I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.

:\pimp3:

it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.

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depthcharge wrote: Touche.

I suppose the maintenance of those lapels would be a task in itself each morning.

:\pimp3:

it takes work being up to one's ears in cozy comfort.

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Is that a record?

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Think it might be a stuck record, Pats.

:\pimp3:

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On one of those now rare machines that can still play them.

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Patrick wrote: On one of those now rare machines that can still play them.

I feel a bit light-headed. The funny thing is, after a few minutes of reading the same post over again, it stopped making sense - the rhythm of the post took over and I started to dance wildly around the room.

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Is that why all of my Erasure CDs vanished over the weekend???:scratch:

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Patrick wrote: Is that a record?

i wanted to get my point across.

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all of you HERE are hilarious:abovelol:

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AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote: Is that a record?

i wanted to get my point across.

I believe you succeeded.

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Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote: Is that a record?

i wanted to get my point across.

I believe you succeeded.

my years as a TV announcer for monster truck rallies and used car dealerships paid off, then.

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I know Maya wants to marry anyone she can (preferably British) so she can get out of miserable Serbia. Keep that in mind, fellas.

Yours sincerely, Someone Who Once Proposed To Maya Under Pretense Of Marriage Fraud :p

It was just a pretense of fraud? Does that mean it wasn't really fraud, you were just pretending it would be fraudulent in order to hide your genuine desire for wedlock? :confused2:

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AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote: Is that a record?

i wanted to get my point across.

I believe you succeeded.

my years as a TV announcer for monster truck rallies and used car dealerships paid off, then.

Be careful. We are being reprimanded for straying from the straight and narrow again.

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Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote: Is that a record?

i wanted to get my point across.

I believe you succeeded.

my years as a TV announcer for monster truck rallies and used car dealerships paid off, then.

Be careful. We are being reprimanded for straying from the straight and narrow again.

very well. patrick, will you marry me?

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AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote: Is that a record?

i wanted to get my point across.

I believe you succeeded.

my years as a TV announcer for monster truck rallies and used car dealerships paid off, then.

Be careful. We are being reprimanded for straying from the straight and narrow again.

very well. patrick, will you marry me?

How do you know I'm not already married?

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Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote: Is that a record?

i wanted to get my point across.

I believe you succeeded.

my years as a TV announcer for monster truck rallies and used car dealerships paid off, then.

Be careful. We are being reprimanded for straying from the straight and narrow again.

very well. patrick, will you marry me?

How do you know I'm not already married?

just a shot in the dark.

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AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Patrick wrote: Is that a record?

i wanted to get my point across.

I believe you succeeded.

my years as a TV announcer for monster truck rallies and used car dealerships paid off, then.

Be careful. We are being reprimanded for straying from the straight and narrow again.

very well. patrick, will you marry me?

How do you know I'm not already married?

just a shot in the dark.

Woman's intuition, perhaps, AW?

I'm not the marrying kind.

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404 error wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I know Maya wants to marry anyone she can (preferably British) so she can get out of miserable Serbia. Keep that in mind, fellas.

Yours sincerely, Someone Who Once Proposed To Maya Under Pretense Of Marriage Fraud :p

It was just a pretense of fraud? Does that mean it wasn't really fraud, you were just pretending it would be fraudulent in order to hide your genuine desire for wedlock? :confused2:

But if I fraudulently get married to Maya...do I get to have fraudulent intercourse??? :scratch:

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I love 1987 wrote:

404 error wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I know Maya wants to marry anyone she can (preferably British) so she can get out of miserable Serbia. Keep that in mind, fellas.

Yours sincerely, Someone Who Once Proposed To Maya Under Pretense Of Marriage Fraud :p

It was just a pretense of fraud? Does that mean it wasn't really fraud, you were just pretending it would be fraudulent in order to hide your genuine desire for wedlock? :confused2:

But if I fraudulently get married to Maya...do I get to have fraudulent intercourse??? :scratch:

That was never part of the deal. :smoking:

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