Should Patrick 'Reveal Himself' to NOOL?

Hermit, DC? Could you not have chosen a gentler word?

In fact, should DC reveal himself?

Hermits are cool, Pats.

Look at Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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I voted yes, but maybe the fun would be gone if i knew. Reading through his numerous posts, he doesnt come close to revealing any personal emotions. Everything is spoken in the matter of fact way.

Perhaps, he is a celebrity?

I can't believe the yes vote is behind.

Are you logging on under false names, Pats?

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Isn't everyone a celebrity in his own home?

I love 1987 wrote:

And let Patlers keep his air of mystery!!!

Thank you, Jeff.

your a celebrity to me.

Jonathan wrote:

Perhaps, he is a celebrity?

:p

I love 1987 wrote: Ben Kenobi was the hermit...

Obi-wan was the one who ran around the galaxy on foolish missions!!!

Give us a break moderator! This ain't TheForce.net boards.

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From Dictionary.com:

her·mit ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hûrmt) n. 2. A spiced cookie made with molasses, raisins, and nuts.

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This thread is going to be a monster.

Patrick,

I will be in dc in a couple of weeks. Do you want to meet?

I hope he is Patrick Duffy!!!!

Doesnt anybody know Patrick personally?

Jonathan wrote:

I will be in dc in a couple of weeks.

Not if I can help it.

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Jonathan wrote: This thread is going to be a monster.

Patrick,

I will be in dc in a couple of weeks. Do you want to meet?

I hope he is Patrick Duffy!!!!

Doesnt anybody know Patrick personally?

When exactly are you going to be here? I'm going to be away for a bit.

I'm not Patrick Duffy. Whoever he is.

No one at NOOL has ever met me.

I like to think of him as a mysterious man. For some strange reason I keep imagining him as a very pale and rather tall person. Beautiful manners!

depthcharge wrote: From Dictionary.com:

her·mit ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hûrmt) n. 2. A spiced cookie made with molasses, raisins, and nuts.

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I see people every day. I'm no hermit.

NObabe wrote: I like to think of him as a mysterious man. For some strange reason I keep imagining him as a very pale and rather tall person. Beautiful manners!

Well, pale is probably correct.

i think in 2 weekends for protest march.

Patrick wrote:

depthcharge wrote: From Dictionary.com:

her·mit ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hûrmt) n. 2. A spiced cookie made with molasses, raisins, and nuts.

:\pimp3:

I see people every day. I'm no hermit.

Perhaps you're hermit-like as far as your presence on these boards goes. In that no one has ever met you, despite your longevity here. I apologise if it connotated negatively Pats, it certainly was intended to be light-hearted.

I doubt one can perform your line of work without consistent levels of human interaction. Oops, did I say too much.

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Jonathan wrote: i think in 2 weekends for protest march.

Do you know the dates? I'm afraid I'm not up to speed on the schedule for upcoming protests.

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

depthcharge wrote: From Dictionary.com:

her·mit ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hûrmt) n. 2. A spiced cookie made with molasses, raisins, and nuts.

:\pimp3:

I see people every day. I'm no hermit.

Perhaps you're hermit-like as far as your presence on these boards goes. In that no one has ever met you, despite your longevity here. I apologise if it connotated negatively Pats, it certainly was intended to be light-hearted.

I doubt one can perform your line of work without consistent levels of human interaction. Oops, did I say too much.

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It's not like there are NOOLers in D.C. that I've avoided.

I dont remember. My friend invited me last nite while i was drinking. My memory is hazy.

What is your line of work?

Watch for the no-camera clause, Jonathon.

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Jonathan wrote: I dont remember. My friend invited me last nite while i was drinking. My memory is hazy.

What is your line of work?

That is a question that troubled our colleague in Perth endlessly.

depthcharge wrote: Watch for the no-camera clause, Jonathon.

:\pimp3:

It's a little premature for that.

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: What is your line of work?

That is a question that troubled our colleague in Perth endlessly.

He has a peanut stall at the Washington Zoo. You can buy snacks to feed the monkeys.

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depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: What is your line of work?

That is a question that troubled our colleague in Perth endlessly.

He has a peanut stall at the Washington Zoo. You can buy snacks to feed the monkeys.

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There's a new baby panda that's generating a lot of interest.

I voted for him to remain mysterious.Although i was calling for him to reveal himself just a few days ago.But ive changed my mind.Mysterious it should stay.Thats how he wants it and we should respect his wishes.

And i`d like to add here that i think his politeness and charm are delightful.He even said to me "give your mum our best wishes" on Sunday.

Johnny wrote: I voted for him to remain mysterious.Although i was calling for him to reveal himself just a few days ago.But ive changed my mind.Mysterious it should stay.Thats how he wants it and we should respect his wishes.

And i`d like to add here that i think his politeness and charm are delightful.He even said to me "give your mum our best wishes" on Sunday.

Thanks for the vote and the kind words, Johnny. I appreciate it.

You've regained the lead in the poll, Pats. This thread's doing wonders for your profile. You can thank me later.

You won't even humour us with an old college photo?

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depthcharge wrote: You've regained the lead in the poll, Pats. This thread's doing wonders for your profile. You can thank me later.

You won't even humour us with an old college photo?

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I'll thank you now, DC. Thank you.

If I had a copy of that photo handy I might consider it, but I don't.

OK, maybe some other time.

It's late here but I might just stick around until you stop being such a Weirdo.

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depthcharge wrote: You've regained the lead in the poll, Pats. This thread's doing wonders for your profile.

:\pimp3:

It is amazing how a poll can raise your profile.I`d been invisible on NOOL for over a year til recently.

agent wood raised my profile.

Perhaps the Agent's profiling raised your wood?

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depthcharge wrote: OK, maybe some other time.

It's late here but I might just stick around until you stop being such a Weirdo.

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I hadn't noticed that I was so close. Don't expect a speech.

depthcharge wrote: Perhaps the Agent's profiling raised your wood?

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i knew that you were going say that. So predictable!

Can you speed up the posts a bit Pats, I really should hit the hay.

I'm keen to see what you evolve to next.

A speech would be a treat, 5000 posts is a milestone not many have reached.

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depthcharge wrote: Can you speed up the posts a bit Pats, I really should hit the hay.

I'm keen to see what you evolve to next.

A speech would be a treat, 5000 posts is a milestone not many have reached.

:\pimp3:

You know I'm a fellow of few words, DC.

But some can say so much in so few words.

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depthcharge wrote: But some can say so much in so few words.

:\pimp3:

Is it still a 12 hour time difference?

Don't waste that landmark post asking me what time it is in Australia!

Say something erudite...

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I would gladly reveal myself in order to preserve P's modesty.

depthcharge wrote: Don't waste that landmark post asking me what time it is in Australia!

Say something erudite...

:\pimp3:

The pressure is too much for me.

Time for bed, DC. Sweet dreams.

Patrick wrote:

depthcharge wrote: Don't waste that landmark post asking me what time it is in Australia!

Say something erudite...

:\pimp3:

The pressure is too much for me.

Time for bed, DC. Sweet dreams.

Low-life

Oh the anticlimax.

Later Pats.

Don't think the Low Life befits you.

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I just passed the 1,000 post mark. Pretty exciting,right?

Jonathan wrote: I just passed the 1,000 post mark. Pretty exciting,right?

Are you going to say a few words?

Jonathan, you only post at work right?.So what don`t you do all day to be able to post on here all day??

BIGINOIL wrote: I would gladly reveal myself in order to preserve P's modesty.

I accept your offer.

Johnny wrote:

depthcharge wrote: You've regained the lead in the poll, Pats. This thread's doing wonders for your profile.

:\pimp3:

It is amazing how a poll can raise your profile.I`d been invisible on NOOL for over a year til recently.

Maya and I are glad you joined the party. And Jonathan too I suspect.

Johnny wrote: Jonathan, you only post at work right?.So what don`t you do all day to be able to post on here all day??

correct. I get most of my work done in the first few hours, at least i try. I have some lulls also. Also, my bosses are hardly ever hear. I dont owe a computer. I'm actually quite a luddite.

And yes , I am happy you joined the party.

Glad i joined the party?.Do you mean you are glad i exist on NOOL full stop or do you mean glad ive become more involved and visible in the last few weeks?.Whereas before i was pretty anonymous.And i feel i have to apoligise for many of the childish dumb things i have said to you and about you Jonathan.I think youre a great funny guy you know really.

For me, Patrick can stay "invisible". It's good that some here retain a bit of mystery about themselves, I can understand why some go for that. Besides, he's been here longer than me, and his threads with Huntsman were one of the things that kept me coming back; short, witty and always written in a calm, collected manner. In fact, I'm trying to remember now if Patrick has ever used a "smiley" in any of his posts?

Yes i sooooo admire the way he writes.So calm , controlled and yet very witty.Guess that comes with being an old bugger eh? .AGE IS WISDOM.

I think smilies are below him.And good on im for that!

reveal! it so happens, i'll be gracing our nation's capital with my presence this weekend, fri, sat and sun - trade show this wknd.

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: For me, Patrick can stay "invisible". It's good that some here retain a bit of mystery about themselves, I can understand why some go for that. Besides, he's been here longer than me, and his threads with Huntsman were one of the things that kept me coming back; short, witty and always written in a calm, collected manner. In fact, I'm trying to remember now if Patrick has ever used a "smiley" in any of his posts?

has he ever used an exclamation point in one of his posts?

Tricky to do, but I solicited one from him quite recently.

The guilty pleasure of conversing with Pats is seeing if you can actually work him into a state of sheer frenzy, to the point where he'll do something radical like use an exclamation point.

I've also seen a spelling mistake or two but again, they're collectors' items.

As outrageous as it may sound, I've also witnessed a smilie in the past. But I think it was just an experimental phase for him. Think he's of the school that believes using a smilie is a bit of a cop-out, why use one when you can get creative with words? Moreover, not using one helps to perpetuate a sense of ambiguity in his thoughts. eg. 'Is Pats being ironic here or does he really believe this stuff?' It all adds to his enigma. Which he quite enjoys, I expect.

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Smilies get ugly pretty quickly too.

Except for the old smoking pimp of course.

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AgentWood wrote: has he ever used an exclamation point in one of his posts?

depthcharge wrote:

The guilty pleasure of conversing with Pats is seeing if you can actually work him into a state of sheer frenzy, to the point where he'll do something radical like use an exclamation point. :\pimp3:

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Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Jonathan why do you stop using your nickname?

Yes indeed! What a shock!

Double exclamation?

Hot damn Blue Order, slip that one into a dust jacket and whack it up on eBay. There's your retirement fund.

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A 'no' vote from me, even though I'm just as curious as everyone else. Why ruin the illusion? It would be like reading a book, let's say 'Patriot Games' and then years after watch the film and say - that's not right, that's not how I imagined him to be.

You're really stuck on this idea of Pats as a Harrison Ford-type figure aren't you?

Not sure how accurate the resemblance is but I've heard he's quite handy with a whip.

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Johnny wrote: Yes i sooooo admire the way he writes.So calm , controlled and yet very witty.Guess that comes with being an old bugger eh? .AGE IS WISDOM.

I think smilies are below him.And good on im for that!

As DC noted, I have occasionally ventured into the world of smilies, sometimes going so far as to post a reply containing nothing else.

But in general, I do try to avoid them.

Thanks again for your generous comments.

depthcharge wrote:

The guilty pleasure of conversing with Pats is seeing if you can actually work him into a state of sheer frenzy, to the point where he'll do something radical like use an exclamation point.

I've also seen a spelling mistake or two but again, they're collectors' items.

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Have you kept track of the number of times you've managed to work me into a frenzy, DC?

Glad to see you appear to have recovered from your disappointment at my failure to deliver an appropriate bit of oratory at the 5000 post mark.

Only about 3-4 times I think.

I've seen H pull it off too on occasion too. You have to be quite astute to detect it. It's all about subtleties with you.

A personal favourite was the time you were blowing exasperation out of your ears trying to solicit my preferred pizza topping.

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depthcharge wrote: Only about 3-4 times I think.

I've seen H pull it off too on occasion too. You have to be quite astute to detect it. It's all about subtleties with you.

A personal favourite was the time you were blowing exasperation out of your ears trying to solicit my preferred pizza topping.

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Yes, as I recall you wouldn't even admit that your mule liked pizza.

Ah, those were the days.

They were the best of times, they were the worst of times.

Think that conversation might've even set the wheels in motion that eventually drove Hunter out of town.

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I like the idea of him being a kind of mysterous figure on here, so I don't think he should reveal himself. It'd make things a lot less interesting.

Holly wrote: I like the idea of him being a kind of mysterous figure on here, so I don't think he should reveal himself. It'd make things a lot less interesting.

Thanks for the support.

depthcharge wrote: They were the best of times, they were the worst of times.

Think that conversation might've even set the wheels in motion that eventually drove Hunter out of town.

:\pimp3:

I believe you are correct, DC.

Little did we realize...

Patrick wrote:

Holly wrote: I like the idea of him being a kind of mysterous figure on here, so I don't think he should reveal himself. It'd make things a lot less interesting.

Thanks for the support.

It's a tight vote, isn't it Pats? Hope it doesn't go down to re-counting chads in Florida.

Your countrymen certainly seem to be rallying to your cause.

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I think it's clear, DC, that the votes for mystery are not geographically limited.

Does this make you a true international man of mystery?

:\pimp3:

A man of mystery does not answer such questions.

So by not answering, you're effectively saying yes?

I hope you have better teeth than the last chap.

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It wasn't not an answer, just a comment.

OK. So will you answer the question?

:\pimp3:

Was there a question?

Are you an international man of mystery?

Yes or no will do.

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I can't recall.

Don't go quoting Reagan on me, P.

Just answer.

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As you know, I don't even have a passport.

I voted Yes.

I don't like shy people :D

Patrick wrote: As you know, I don't even have a passport.

That's disappointing, I just cleared the kangaroos out of the spare room.

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I'm touched, DC.

Patrick wrote: I'm touched, DC.

By the hand of dog?

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote: I'm touched, DC.

By the hand of dog?

In a sense.

"Turn" yourself in when you're good and ready, Pats. But if you're ever around Boise I'd expect a crank phone call at the very least.

LE Roberts wrote: "Turn" yourself in when you're good and ready, Pats. But if you're ever around Boise I'd expect a crank phone call at the very least.

Thank you, LE. I don't have any plans to be in Boise in the near future, but I will certainly keep you in mind if my travels take me in that direction.

Hope all's well with you.

Have you been avoiding Boise all these years, Pats?

Apparently there's an interesting Discovery Centre there which ranks #3 on the list of attractions in the area.

Perhaps you might head through there one day and drop in for a snack with LE?

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depthcharge wrote: Have you been avoiding Boise all these years, Pats?

Apparently there's an interesting Discovery Centre there which ranks #3 on the list of attractions in the area.

Perhaps you might head through there one day and drop in for a snack with LE?

:\pimp3:

I'm sure you can imagine how hard it's been to avoid Boise all these years, DC, but somehow I've managed it.

Is it specifically a Boise thing you have or is it the entire Idaho state that you're a little ambivalent towards?

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depthcharge wrote: Is it specifically a Boise thing you have or is it the entire Idaho state that you're a little ambivalent towards?

:\pimp3:

Isn't Idaho famous for potatoes? I like potatoes.

Perhaps you might head through there one day and drop in for a snack with LE?

Suds and spuds for the first 10 NOOLers who can find the place. No cheating looking at a map...

Nice find on the Discovery Centre, DC. My wife had a summer teaching internship there several years ago. It is quite an interesting place.

There you go, Pats.

Potatoes and a learning centre.

May as well pack your bags right now.

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depthcharge wrote: There you go, Pats.

Potatoes and a learning centre.

May as well pack your bags right now.

:\pimp3:

What makes you think I have bags, DC?

LE Roberts wrote:

Perhaps you might head through there one day and drop in for a snack with LE?

Suds and spuds for the first 10 NOOLers who can find the place. No cheating looking at a map...

Find Idaho or find Boise, LE?

Looks like travel agent DC has it figured out, P. You can tie your trip into NO's gig here next fall. I'll forward you a lodging brochure with rates, meal times, Discovery Centre hours, etc...

Find Idaho or find Boise, LE?

Finding one is only half the battle ... which kind of makes sense.

Patrick wrote:

depthcharge wrote: There you go, Pats.

Potatoes and a learning centre.

May as well pack your bags right now.

:\pimp3:

What makes you think I have bags, DC?

Sorry P, is it baggage that you have?

LE sounds very keen for visitors to his fine state. I imagine he may even be able to get you in free to the Discovery Centre.

Perhaps they have a slide-show on potatoes.

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LE Roberts wrote:

Find Idaho or find Boise, LE?

Finding one is only half the battle ... which kind of makes sense.

I actually used to work with a woman from Boise. She named one of her children Patrick (actually a middle name, as I recall).

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

depthcharge wrote: There you go, Pats.

Potatoes and a learning centre.

May as well pack your bags right now.

:\pimp3:

What makes you think I have bags, DC?

Sorry P, is it baggage that you have?

LE sounds very keen for visitors to his fine state. I imagine he may even be able to get you in free to the Discovery Centre.

Perhaps they have a slide-show on potatoes.

:\pimp3:

Yes, DC, it's fair to say I have baggage.

Hmmmm...

:\pimp3:

How many states have you visited in your time, Pats?

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depthcharge wrote: How many states have you visited in your time, Pats?

:\pimp3:

I don't mean like 'drunken state', 'state of abject despair', etc.

I was actually wondering how many states of the USA have enjoyed your patronage?

:\pimp3:

I have to say, DC, that your quite a mystery to me.

depthcharge wrote: I don't mean like 'drunken state', 'state of abject despair', etc.

I was actually wondering how many states of the USA have enjoyed your patronage?

:\pimp3:

That's the question I was answering, DC. What's your reason for asking, by the way? How many states have you visited?

Jonathan wrote: I have to say, DC, that your quite a mystery to me.

Join the club, Jonathan. DC and I used to argue about which of us was more mysterious. I think it's no longer a contest.

Patrick, one thing you could reveal is your age. Please??!!!

I imagine he may even be able to get you in free to the Discovery Centre

I think it's free to anyone, but I'll see what I can do.

Jonathan wrote: Patrick, one thing you could reveal is your age. Please??!!!

That's a rather personal question, Jonathan.

What would you guess?

I actually used to work with a woman from Boise.

Yes, we still have a few of those around here. Interesting creatures, they are...

LE Roberts wrote:

I imagine he may even be able to get you in free to the Discovery Centre

I think it's free to anyone, but I'll see what I can do.

For those of us who haven't done the research DC has, just what does the Discovery Center contain?

LE Roberts wrote:

I actually used to work with a woman from Boise.

Yes, we still have a few of those around here. Interesting creatures, they are...

The one I was referring to had left, though.

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: Patrick, one thing you could reveal is your age. Please??!!!

That's a rather personal question, Jonathan.

What would you guess?

28

The one I was referring to had left, though.

Perhaps one day she'll remember what she's missing (free admittance to the Discovery Centre) and return.

I believe P to be older than 28. He is too wise (e.g. love for LMA off PC&L) to be so young. I'd have him clocking in at right about 35 or 36.

I have a fair idea of P's age but I won't spoil it for him.

He so enjoys the mystery.

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LE Roberts wrote:

The one I was referring to had left, though.

Perhaps one day she'll remember what she's missing (free admittance to the Discovery Centre) and return.

So the Boise spelling is Centre? I had assumed that was an Australian version.

Patrick wrote:

That's the question I was answering, DC. What's your reason for asking, by the way? How many states have you visited?

So you've visited 75 different US states? Hmmm.

I've only been to just the one.

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depthcharge wrote: I have a fair idea of P's age but I won't spoil it for him.

He so enjoys the mystery.

:\pimp3:

You know everything about me, DC.

And I know virtually nothing about you. Not even whether you like pizza.

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

That's the question I was answering, DC. What's your reason for asking, by the way? How many states have you visited?

So you've visited 75 different US states? Hmmm.

I've only been to just the one.

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Which one was that?

Idaho.

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depthcharge wrote: Idaho.

:\pimp3:

How was it?

Just kidding, Pats.

It wasn't Idaho.

I wish it had been now; LE would've been quite pleased.

Perhaps you can guess which one I might have visited. There's only at least 74 to go.

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depthcharge wrote: Just kidding, Pats.

It wasn't Idaho.

I wish it had been now; LE would've been quite pleased.

Perhaps you can guess which one I might have visited. There's only at least 74 to go.

:\pimp3:

Hawaii? California?

Not even close.

:\pimp3:

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote:

Perhaps you might head through there one day and drop in for a snack with LE?

Suds and spuds for the first 10 NOOLers who can find the place. No cheating looking at a map...

Find Idaho or find Boise, LE?

What's suds and spuds? Is that American for "soapy tit wank"?

Just in case, I have ordered a copy of the Boise A-Z from Amazon.

depthcharge wrote: Not even close.

:\pimp3:

Indiana? Delaware?

Could it have been Florida? Nearly every Miami Vice episode had a guy who looked like :\pimp3:

Good guess King, I was a big fan of the Vice.

But no.

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Arkanas?

Now you're just being funny.

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Alaska? South Dakota?

So the Boise spelling is Centre? I had assumed that was an Australian version.

No, the proper spelling is Center. I just didn't want anyone involved in the discussion to think we were talking about two different locations. However, we do have a Boise Centre on the Grove (not Groove, DC), as well.

Have I mentioned that I was in D.C. last year?

Thank you for adding the periods...

You are welcome to visit our state anytime, DC. I'll figure out what the other top two things are to do before your visit. We can try not to do them all in one day.

LE Roberts wrote: Thank you for adding the periods...

I double-checked that they were in the right place.

What's suds and spuds? Is that American for "soapy tit wank"?

It's American for "beers and potatoes". The beers are cold and the potatoes are french fries.

I know I'm going to regret this, but what is Webster's take on "soapy tit wank"?

I'm sure DC appreciates you putting them in the right place.

King of Nothing wrote: Have I mentioned that I was in D.C. last year?

I hope you had a good time.

I suspect DC may have gone to bed.

LE Roberts wrote:

What's suds and spuds? Is that American for "soapy tit wank"?

I know I'm going to regret this, but what is Webster's take on "soapy tit wank"?

Isn't that self-explanatory?

LE Roberts wrote: You are welcome to visit our state anytime, DC. I'll figure out what the other top two things are to do before your visit. We can try not to do them all in one day.

That's very kind of you.

I heard that number one was something about a river greenbelt but I couldn't get quite so excited about that one. Perhaps you can sell it to us.

Do you have any BIG things in your town? Like a massive ball of twine or anything? You know how some US towns use them to lure tourists?

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Wasn't suds and spuds?

Keep in mind "wank" is not in everyday usage here.

LE Roberts wrote: I'm sure DC appreciates you putting them in the right place.

It's a constant concern. I've mentioned it in other threads.

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depthcharge wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: You are welcome to visit our state anytime, DC. I'll figure out what the other top two things are to do before your visit. We can try not to do them all in one day.

That's very kind of you.

I heard that number one was something about a river greenbelt but I couldn't get quite so excited about that one. Perhaps you can sell it to us.

Do you have any BIG things in your town? Like a massive ball of twine or anything? You know how some US towns use them to lure tourists?

:\pimp3:

Like a giant potato?

depthcharge wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: I'm sure DC appreciates you putting them in the right place.

It's a constant concern. I've mentioned it in other threads.

:\pimp3:

One might almost say it's an obsession.

Patrick wrote:

Like a giant potato?

Does it do anything Pats? Light up at night or maybe it revolves and you can dine inside it?

:\pimp3:

DC, you need to get a job here with the Chamber of Commerce or the Visitor's Bureau. The greenbelt follows along the Boise river for about 15 miles. If you like to run, bike, or roller blade and not have to dodge cars in the process then it's the thing for you.

No real gimmicks to attract visitors. The college football team's field is blue turf. Maybe that rings a bell with some sports fans out there. I'll leave the rest of the surprises for those who want to see the city for themselves.

ahhh...Smurf Turf...I had forgotten about that stuff...

You are wise, Jeff.

Patrick wrote:

King of Nothing wrote: Have I mentioned that I was in D.C. last year?

I hope you had a good time.

I had. One of the many good things about the city was the seductive voice of subway announcements. You know the one that says "Doors closing". Sounds like a nice black woman in her 30's. Very siren-like, if you excuse the pun.

maybe it revolves and you can dine inside it?

Underground like a wild potato.

King of Nothing wrote:

Patrick wrote:

King of Nothing wrote: Have I mentioned that I was in D.C. last year?

I hope you had a good time.

I had. One of the many good things about the city was the seductive voice of subway announcements. You know the one that says "Doors closing". Sounds like a nice black woman in her 30's. Very siren-like, if you excuse the pun.

Glad to hear it. Hope you missed the subway during commuting hours. It gets a bit crowded then.

Jonathan wrote:

No giant potatoes in Brooklyn, Jonathan?

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Like a giant potato?

Does it do anything Pats? Light up at night or maybe it revolves and you can dine inside it?

:\pimp3:

It's a hypothetical giant potato, DC.

LE Roberts wrote:

maybe it revolves and you can dine inside it?

Underground like a wild potato.

Now that's the kind of thing I'd like to visit.

Would I offend anyone there if I ordered a meal without potato?

I'm more of a rice and pasta sorta guy.

:\pimp3:

Patrick wrote: Keep in mind "wank" is not in everyday usage here.

Quite a few interpretations open to that one.

No giant potatoes in Brooklyn, Jonathan?

Good question, P. We shouldn't all be focussing on one person's city in the event others get bored. I have never been to Brooklyn, and would be willing to learn more about it. Is there a Discovery Center there?

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

No giant potatoes in Brooklyn, Jonathan?

If i were a pervert, i would say only giant pickles. Nope no giant potatoes.

Jonathan wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

No giant potatoes in Brooklyn, Jonathan?

If i were a pervert, i would say only giant pickles. Nope no giant potatoes.

Perhaps Jonathon can take a wild stab at which is the only US state I've visited?

:\pimp3:

depthcharge wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

No giant potatoes in Brooklyn, Jonathan?

If i were a pervert, i would say only giant pickles. Nope no giant potatoes.

Perhaps Jonathon can take a wild stab at which is the only US state I've visited?

:\pimp3:

Is that a hint?

Would I offend anyone there if I ordered a meal without potato?

No offense would be taken, and if it was then they are shallow people who should be more open minded to the eating preferences of visitors. The eastern part of the state is where the bulk of potato growing takes place, so you're likely safe with regard to that around here.

However, if you did not order a sugar beet or some corn...

What's your usual bedtime, DC?

depthcharge wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

No giant potatoes in Brooklyn, Jonathan?

If i were a pervert, i would say only giant pickles. Nope no giant potatoes.

Perhaps Jonathon can take a wild stab at which is the only US state I've visited?

:\pimp3:

new york

depthcharge wrote: wild stab :\pimp3:

Is that a clue, or a threat?

If i were a pervert, i would say only giant pickles.

Not very kosher.

DC, I would guess Illinois.

LE Roberts wrote:

Would I offend anyone there if I ordered a meal without potato?

No offense would be taken, and if it was then they are shallow people who should be more open minded to the eating preferences of visitors. The eastern part of the state is where the bulk of potato growing takes place, so you're likely safe with regard to that around here.

However, if you did not order a sugar beet or some corn...

Where have you been all this time, LE? You're full of laughs.

:\pimp3:

BIGINOIL wrote:

depthcharge wrote: wild stab :\pimp3:

Is that a clue, or a threat?

Depends who's asking, Oiler.

:\pimp3:

depthcharge wrote:

LE Roberts wrote:

Would I offend anyone there if I ordered a meal without potato?

No offense would be taken, and if it was then they are shallow people who should be more open minded to the eating preferences of visitors. The eastern part of the state is where the bulk of potato growing takes place, so you're likely safe with regard to that around here.

However, if you did not order a sugar beet or some corn...

Where have you been all this time, LE? You're full of laughs.

:\pimp3:

Have you forgotten the wiener joke episode, DC?

so i guess, im wrong.

Jonathan wrote: new york

"Start spreading the news..."

:\pimp3:

depthcharge wrote:

Jonathan wrote: new york

"Start spreading the news..."

:\pimp3:

So, how did you spend your time, DC?

that wasnt very hard.Usually when people make their first visits to the states it is to NY.

that wasnt very hard.Usually when people make their first visits to the states it is to NY.

And then it's off to Idaho.

I was well into double figures before I entered that state.

How do you explain that one?

Eh???

Jonathan wrote: that wasnt very hard.Usually when people make their first visits to the states it is to NY.

I was led astray by his current location. I guess he's an emigrant.

Where have you been all this time, LE?

You know - round and round.

You should enlighten me about Australia. For example, which loser is INXS going to select as their new singer?

LE Roberts wrote:

that wasnt very hard.Usually when people make their first visits to the states it is to NY.

And then it's off to Idaho.

And the real fun begins.

Jonathan wrote: that wasnt very hard.

I didn't think so either, Jonathon.

But your countrymen sure were scratching their heads, chewing their corn cobs and whistling Dixie.

:\pimp3:

And the real fun begins.

Discovery Center tickets for EVERYONE!

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: that wasnt very hard.Usually when people make their first visits to the states it is to NY.

I was led astray by his current location. I guess he's an emigrant.

Just face it, you were wrong. For the first time. I dont understand your explanation.

I had mash pototoes for lunch today.

I wonder where Johnny's disappeared to.

Patrick wrote: Have you forgotten the wiener joke episode, DC?

Don't recall it, Pats.

Hope it wasn't too humiliating for you though.

:\pimp3:

Jonathan wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: that wasnt very hard.Usually when people make their first visits to the states it is to NY.

I was led astray by his current location. I guess he's an emigrant.

Just face it, you were wrong. For the first time. I dont understand your explanation.

I had mash pototoes for lunch today.

I thought someone living in Australia was more likely to visit the West Coast. However, I then recalled DC has mentioned he used to live in Engerland.

I heard the Oiler enjoys a corn on the cob every so often.

BIGINOIL wrote: I was well into double figures before I entered that state.

How do you explain that one?

Eh???

Are you implying that you've been to Idaho or NY here, Oiler?

:\pimp3:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: that wasnt very hard.Usually when people make their first visits to the states it is to NY.

I was led astray by his current location. I guess he's an emigrant.

Just face it, you were wrong. For the first time. I dont understand your explanation.

I had mash pototoes for lunch today.

I thought someone living in Australia was more likely to visit the West Coast. However, I then recalled DC has mentioned he used to live in Engerland.

From my experience, its usually NYC or San fran. When i go to san fran, there always a lot of europeans.

Patrick wrote: I thought someone living in Australia was more likely to visit the West Coast. However, I then recalled DC has mentioned he used to live in Engerland.

Quite an accurate line of reasoning you've got going there, P.

:\pimp3:

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote: Have you forgotten the wiener joke episode, DC?

Don't recall it, Pats.

Hope it wasn't too humiliating for you though.

:\pimp3:

You don't recall it, DC? I'm shocked. This is the first time I've known your memory to fail. I'm sure LE recalls it.

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote: I thought someone living in Australia was more likely to visit the West Coast. However, I then recalled DC has mentioned he used to live in Engerland.

Quite an accurate line of reasoning you've got going there, P.

:\pimp3:

So you're confirming you didn't fly nonstop from Perth to NYC?

perhaps, there should be a chat roon on DR.

depthcharge wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: I was well into double figures before I entered that state.

How do you explain that one?

Eh???

Are you implying that you've been to Idaho or NY here, Oiler?

:\pimp3:

Florida (lots of times), Maine, Nevada, Coloraer, New York.

Never been to Idaho.

Patrick wrote:

You don't recall it, DC? I'm shocked. This is the first time I've known your memory to fail. I'm sure LE recalls it.

I don't think I was in on any smallgoods gags, Pats.

Or is the wiener a cunning euphemism for something else?

:\pimp3:

Patrick wrote:

So you're confirming you didn't fly nonstop from Perth to NYC?

I can confirm it was a London - NYC flight.

:\pimp3:

Florida (lots of times), Maine, Nevada, Coloraer, New York.

Whats your Fav state?

Ive drove through Id once.

People seem to be implying Idaho is a good place to drive through.

I think LE has left to look for other threads which mention Boise.

:\pimp3:

Jonathan wrote:

Florida (lots of times), Maine, Nevada, Coloraer, New York.

Whats your Fav state?

Ive drove through Id once.

I don't think it's possible to have a favourite state.

I don't actually believe that it's possible to have a favourite anything for that matter.

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

You don't recall it, DC? I'm shocked. This is the first time I've known your memory to fail. I'm sure LE recalls it.

I don't think I was in on any smallgoods gags, Pats.

Or is the wiener a cunning euphemism for something else?

:\pimp3:

It was you, DC, who subsequently used that term to characterize the episode. I'm beginning to think that this may not be the real DC, but instead an impostor, a Martian or a pod person who is living a lie among us.

BIGINOIL wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

Florida (lots of times), Maine, Nevada, Coloraer, New York.

Whats your Fav state?

Ive drove through Id once.

I don't think it's possible to have a favourite state.

I don't actually believe that it's possible to have a favourite anything for that matter.

My favorite food is potatoes.

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

So you're confirming you didn't fly nonstop from Perth to NYC?

I can confirm it was a London - NYC flight.

:\pimp3:

So there!

You've got me spooked now, Pats.

I'll need link evidence or a few lines of corroborative testimony from LE before I start believing this so-called wiener incident.

:\pimp3:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

Florida (lots of times), Maine, Nevada, Coloraer, New York.

Whats your Fav state?

Ive drove through Id once.

I don't think it's possible to have a favourite state.

I don't actually believe that it's possible to have a favourite anything for that matter.

My favorite food is potatoes.

Is that a reference to a soapy tit-wank?

How do most people enjoy to eat corn?

Corn on the Corn. Cremey Corn Corn with butter.

Any other ways.

The Oiler just likes the cornholin'.

:\pimp3:

Jonathan wrote: How do most people enjoy to eat corn?

Corn on the Corn. Cremey Corn Corn with butter.

Any other ways.

Popcorn.

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

Florida (lots of times), Maine, Nevada, Coloraer, New York.

Whats your Fav state?

Ive drove through Id once.

I don't think it's possible to have a favourite state.

I don't actually believe that it's possible to have a favourite anything for that matter.

My favorite food is potatoes.

Is that a reference to a soapy tit-wank?

Americans don't understand this term.

depthcharge wrote: You've got me spooked now, Pats.

I'll need link evidence or a few lines of corroborative testimony from LE before I start believing this so-called wiener incident.

:\pimp3:

It was in the thread started by the gay Japanese NOOLer.

Are you referring to an endless exchange of Benny Hill grade innuendos from that thread?

:\pimp3:

Florida (lots of times), Maine, Nevada, Coloraer, New York.

Well, you got pretty close.

The weiner reference isn't ringing any balls. Was it before my time on NOOL, P?

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

Florida (lots of times), Maine, Nevada, Coloraer, New York.

Whats your Fav state?

Ive drove through Id once.

I don't think it's possible to have a favourite state.

I don't actually believe that it's possible to have a favourite anything for that matter.

My favorite food is potatoes.

Is that a reference to a soapy tit-wank?

Americans don't understand this term.

I'm sure you could guess what it means though.

depthcharge wrote: Are you referring to an endless exchange of Benny Hill grade innuendos from that thread?

:\pimp3:

Yes.

People seem to be implying Idaho is a good place to drive through.

There are plenty of gas stations to choose from. Some even have snacks for sale.

Where is johnny-boy?

LE Roberts wrote:

Florida (lots of times), Maine, Nevada, Coloraer, New York.

Well, you got pretty close.

The weiner reference isn't ringing any balls. Was it before my time on NOOL, P?

It was you, me, and DC. Perhaps I'm losing my mind.

LE Roberts wrote:

People seem to be implying Idaho is a good place to drive through.

There are plenty of gas stations to choose from. Some even have snacks for sale.

I think i recall IDaho having a super duper Truck driver station,Equipped with a small movie theater. It rocked.

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

Florida (lots of times), Maine, Nevada, Coloraer, New York.

Whats your Fav state?

Ive drove through Id once.

I don't think it's possible to have a favourite state.

I don't actually believe that it's possible to have a favourite anything for that matter.

My favorite food is potatoes.

Is that a reference to a soapy tit-wank?

Americans don't understand this term.

I'm sure you could guess what it means though.

Do I have to?

LE Roberts wrote: weiner reference isn't ringing any balls. Was it before my time on NOOL, P?

You have to take it easy on Pats sometimes.

If he says it happened you just have to humour him a little.

:\pimp3:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

Florida (lots of times), Maine, Nevada, Coloraer, New York.

Whats your Fav state?

Ive drove through Id once.

I don't think it's possible to have a favourite state.

I don't actually believe that it's possible to have a favourite anything for that matter.

My favorite food is potatoes.

Is that a reference to a soapy tit-wank?

Americans don't understand this term.

I'm sure you could guess what it means though.

Do I have to?

If I can think of a way, I will force you.

It was you, me, and DC. Perhaps I'm losing my mind.

Pats, I'm onboard now. Very suggestive, indeed. Did that "member" ever return to discuss the topic again?

LE Roberts wrote:

People seem to be implying Idaho is a good place to drive through.

There are plenty of gas stations to choose from. Some even have snacks for sale.

LE, what are you officially the State Of...?

:\pimp3:

I nominate this thread for most absurd thread of the yr.

On another note, Im having a very unproductive day at work.

HERE!!

I think i recall IDaho having a super duper Truck driver station,Equipped with a small movie theater. It rocked.

I'm sure it was nothing short of an I-MAX.

Where were you heading to, Jonathan? SF? Portland? Walla Walla?

Johnny's here.

I was heading to San fran.

LE, what are you officially the State Of...?

Idaho is the Gem State, DC. Lots of mining history here.

LE Roberts wrote:

I think i recall IDaho having a super duper Truck driver station,Equipped with a small movie theater. It rocked.

I'm sure it was nothing short of an I-MAX.

Where were you heading to, Jonathan? SF? Portland? Walla Walla?

Imagine, LE, what it could do to your state economy if you could just convince 0.01% of those passers-through to spend one night in Idaho?

You could build seven or eight Discovery Centres.

:\pimp3:

LE Roberts wrote:

It was you, me, and DC. Perhaps I'm losing my mind.

Pats, I'm onboard now. Very suggestive, indeed. Did that "member" ever return to discuss the topic again?

Thank you, LE. I don't believe so. My point was simply to remind DC that this was not the first occasion on which he had an opportunity to observe your talents and abilities.

Imagine, LE, what it could do to your state economy if you could just convince 0.01% of those passers-through to spend one night in Idaho?

You have a great business mind, DC. Unfortunately the freeway that goes across the southern part of the state doesn't offer much until you reach Boise. Perhaps Jonathan was already well-rested from a night in Salt Lake City, which I hear you can get plenty of sleep in.

Johnny wrote: HERE!!

Where have you been?

Did you fall asleep in your chair?

JMFC wrote: I don't actually believe that it's possible to have a favourite anything for that matter.

pah. colorado, by far. my homestate and a sight to behold.

Jonathan wrote: I nominate this thread for most absurd thread of the yr.

On another note, Im having a very unproductive day at work.

The most something thread certainly.

Jonathan wrote: Johnny's here.

I was heading to San fran.

I was going to ask what you were doing driving through Idaho and then somehow I guessed.

pah. colorado, by far. my homestate and a sight to behold.

I was in Denver two summers ago for my sister-in-law's wedding. Wound up in a hospital in Littleton with a stomach ailment and missed the wedding. With that said, I didn't do much "touring".

My point was simply to remind DC that this was not the first occasion on which he had an opportunity to observe your talents and abilities.

I remember it much better now. I think it was right around the time WFTSC was released. Seems like years ago, now.

LE Roberts wrote: Where were you heading to, Jonathan? SF? Portland? Walla Walla?

Does one pass through Idaho to get to Walley World?

:\pimp3:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: HERE!!

Where have you been?

Did you fall asleep in your chair?

Well , i didnt want be rude and butt in on the coversation.Im in a quiet mood tonight.

Does one pass through Idaho to get to Walley World?

Sorry folks - park's closed.

depthcharge wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Where were you heading to, Jonathan? SF? Portland? Walla Walla?

Does one pass through Idaho to get to Walley World?

:\pimp3:

DC, what have you DONE?

dc fix that shit up!

i think we tarnished the oiler's good name.

LE Roberts wrote:

My point was simply to remind DC that this was not the first occasion on which he had an opportunity to observe your talents and abilities.

I remember it much better now. I think it was right around the time WFTSC was released. Seems like years ago, now.

Yes it does seem like a long time ago. I believe it was just before the great controversy that drove Huntsman away.

Jonathan wrote: dc fix that shit up!

i think we tarnished the oiler's good name.

I didn't know I had one.

Not sure I want one, in fact.

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: HERE!!

Where have you been?

Did you fall asleep in your chair?

Well , i didnt want be rude and butt in on the coversation.Im in a quiet mood tonight.

Nothing wrong, I hope?

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote:

My point was simply to remind DC that this was not the first occasion on which he had an opportunity to observe your talents and abilities.

I remember it much better now. I think it was right around the time WFTSC was released. Seems like years ago, now.

Yes it does seem like a long time ago. I believe it was just before the great controversy that drove Huntsman away.

Have you heard from the mighty H?

Ah yes - the great H. I didn't even converse with him that much and he's still missed. In fact, if he ever returns and writes "soapy tit wank" I'll pretend I understood it the first time.

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote:

My point was simply to remind DC that this was not the first occasion on which he had an opportunity to observe your talents and abilities.

I remember it much better now. I think it was right around the time WFTSC was released. Seems like years ago, now.

Yes it does seem like a long time ago. I believe it was just before the great controversy that drove Huntsman away.

Have you heard from the mighty H?

Pretty regularly. He seems fine.

JMFC? What's with the identity crisis?

:\pimp3:

LE Roberts wrote: Ah yes - the great H. I didn't even converse with him that much and he's still missed. In fact, if he ever returns and writes "soapy tit wank" I'll pretend I understood it the first time.

That's not the first thing I'd expect to come out of his pen. Or keyboard rather.

depthcharge wrote: JMFC? What's with the identity crisis?

:\pimp3:

Watch out. He might start calling himself Monica again.

Patrick wrote:

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote:

My point was simply to remind DC that this was not the first occasion on which he had an opportunity to observe your talents and abilities.

I remember it much better now. I think it was right around the time WFTSC was released. Seems like years ago, now.

Yes it does seem like a long time ago. I believe it was just before the great controversy that drove Huntsman away.

Have you heard from the mighty H?

Pretty regularly. He seems fine.

I will have to intrude one day - I have a new email address at work, but the old one will still function. If you get into anything particularly fascinating, or need my support in technical matters, I hope you will get in touch.

depthcharge wrote: JMFC? What's with the identity crisis?

:\pimp3:

I am hiding from someone.

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

LE Roberts wrote:

My point was simply to remind DC that this was not the first occasion on which he had an opportunity to observe your talents and abilities.

I remember it much better now. I think it was right around the time WFTSC was released. Seems like years ago, now.

Yes it does seem like a long time ago. I believe it was just before the great controversy that drove Huntsman away.

Have you heard from the mighty H?

Pretty regularly. He seems fine.

I will have to intrude one day - I have a new email address at work, but the old one will still function. If you get into anything particularly fascinating, or need my support in technical matters, I hope you will get in touch.

Next time I hear from him I will try to remember to mention that you were asking after him.

JMFC wrote:

depthcharge wrote: JMFC? What's with the identity crisis?

:\pimp3:

I am hiding from someone.

Someone we know?

I am hiding from someone.

Is he Japanese and gay?

No

Does he like potatoes and is gay?

:\pimp3:

depthcharge wrote: Does he like potatoes and is gay?

:\pimp3:

I was just going to comment that you had probably gone to bed for real this time.

depthcharge wrote: Does he like potatoes and is gay?

:\pimp3:

Potatoes are not the only fruit.

Has anyone told you that it's a man that I am avoiding?

I often post from my bed.

I fell asleep the other night and the laptop tumbled onto the floor, where it sustained serious damage.

I now only have only one functioning USB port.

Does he like potatoes and is gay?

Hence the brown "eye" of a potato...

LE Roberts wrote:

Does he like potatoes and is gay?

Hence the brown "eye" of a potato...

That's a surprising point of view.

JMFC wrote:

LE Roberts wrote:

Does he like potatoes and is gay?

Hence the brown "eye" of a potato...

That's a surprising point of view.

Sort of like soapy whatever wank...

Well Pats should be thrilled at the success of this thread. I just checked the stats and it's gone to number one again.

It may have turned out to be a bit of an old fashioned waffler of a thread but there were some good moments.

Plus I've learned so much about Boise that I can't wait to go. I'm skipping over Washington now and heading straight for the Spinning Spud / Turning Tater or whatever LE's restaurant is called. Goodnight.

:\pimp3:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: HERE!!

Where have you been?

Did you fall asleep in your chair?

Well , i didnt want be rude and butt in on the coversation.Im in a quiet mood tonight.

Nothing wrong, I hope?

No, just missing my girlfriend tonight that`s all.:D

Nothing at all like soapy tit wank.

A soapy tit wank may only be enjoyed by a mixed-sex couple.

Buggery permits different combinations, certainly not a uniquely gay pastime.

Plus I've learned so much about Boise that I can't wait to go.

Glad to have let you in on some things, DC. In fact, it's time for me to go for a run on the greenbelt.

Sleep well...

depthcharge wrote: Well Pats should be thrilled at the success of this thread. I just checked the stats and it's gone to number one again.

It may have turned out to be a bit of an old fashioned waffler of a thread but there were some good moments.

Plus I've learned so much about Boise that I can't wait to go. I'm skipping over Washington now and heading straight for the Spinning Spud / Turning Tater or whatever LE's restaurant is called. Goodnight.

:\pimp3:

Good night, DC. Thanks again for making this all possible.

Have a good time in Idaho. Eat a few potatoes for me.

Night night DC

JMFC wrote: Nothing at all like soapy tit wank.

A soapy tit wank may only be enjoyed by a mixed-sex couple.

Buggery permits different combinations, certainly not a uniquely gay pastime.

I was referring more to the comprehensibility factor.

Patrick wrote:

JMFC wrote: Nothing at all like soapy tit wank.

A soapy tit wank may only be enjoyed by a mixed-sex couple.

Buggery permits different combinations, certainly not a uniquely gay pastime.

I was referring more to the comprehensibility factor.

Have I gone too far?

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: HERE!!

Where have you been?

Did you fall asleep in your chair?

Well , i didnt want be rude and butt in on the coversation.Im in a quiet mood tonight.

Nothing wrong, I hope?

No, just missing my girlfriend tonight that`s all.:D

So where is Maya hiding herself then?

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

JMFC wrote: Nothing at all like soapy tit wank.

A soapy tit wank may only be enjoyed by a mixed-sex couple.

Buggery permits different combinations, certainly not a uniquely gay pastime.

I was referring more to the comprehensibility factor.

Have I gone too far?

Oh, I don't think so.

Were beginning to see a new Patrick.

I didnt know you had a girly, Johnny.

Jonathan wrote: Were beginning to see a new Patrick.

I didnt know you had a girly, Johnny.

Well, it's been quite a session.

Patrick, were you laying on a couch for this one?

Jonathan wrote: Patrick, were you laying on a couch for this one?

Has it really been that revealing?

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: Patrick, were you laying on a couch for this one?

Has it really been that revealing?

No

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: Patrick, were you laying on a couch for this one?

Has it really been that revealing?

No

Oh, no, that means it has been.

Patrick wrote:

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: Patrick, were you laying on a couch for this one?

Has it really been that revealing?

No

Oh, no, that means it has been.

Some other people may have found it revealing, but not me.

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote: Patrick, were you laying on a couch for this one?

Has it really been that revealing?

No

Oh, no, that means it has been.

Some other people may have found it revealing, but not me.

Oh well.

Patrick wrote:

Oh well.

I feel sure you could reveal far more if you cared to.

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Oh well.

I feel sure you could reveal far more if you cared to.

Couldn't we all?

Patrick wrote:

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Oh well.

I feel sure you could reveal far more if you cared to.

Couldn't we all?

If so inclined.

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

JMFC wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Oh well.

I feel sure you could reveal far more if you cared to.

Couldn't we all?

If so inclined.

I think the moment has passed.

Don't they all, in the end?

JMFC wrote: Don't they all, in the end?

Indeed.

Halloooo... Anyone here today?

I've found DC's long lost brother.

what a fitting end!!

What I meant was saw a different Patrick testy at times, sarcastic, and bursting with emotions.

That was heavy shit man.

THE END

King of Nothing wrote: Halloooo... Anyone here today?

I've found DC's long lost brother.

I was about to get a little testy myself then when I thought it was being implied that I was some sort of lowly worm type.

But then I recognised my hat.

Or was that just a happy coincidence?

:\pimp3: