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Should Patrick 'Reveal Himself' to NOOL?

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Patrick enjoys perpetuating his own enigma on these boards. Is it time he coughed up a photo?

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  • Yes, let's see if he really is a George Hamilton look-alike 11 (46%)
  • No, let him remain a mysterious hermit 13 (54%)

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Jonathan wrote:

What I meant was saw a different Patrick testy at times, sarcastic, and bursting with emotions.

...And all solely through the positioning of his commas. Remarkable, isn't it.

What a rollercoaster ride it was for him.

I expect he had to have a decent lie down and a cup of Horlicks at the end of it all.

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depthcharge wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

What I meant was saw a different Patrick testy at times, sarcastic, and bursting with emotions.

...And all solely through the positioning of his commas. Remarkable, isn't it.

What a rollercoaster ride it was for him.

I expect he had to have a decent lie down and a cup of Horlicks at the end of it all.

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Well, you know what Oscar Wilde said about commas:

"I spent all morning deciding whether to put one in. And then in the afternoon I took it out."

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depthcharge wrote: LE Roberts?

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I had hoped for something quite a bit larger. In terms of a giant potato, that is.

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Me too. I don't know that it would be so comfortable for dining in.

But LE looks welcoming enough so it could be a fun evening out west.

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depthcharge wrote: Me too. I don't know that it would be so comfortable for dining in.

But LE looks welcoming enough so it could be a fun evening out west.

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I'm sure that we'd all have a grand old time.

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I'm glad you're coming along, P.

It sounds like a long drive from Washington though.

But probably plenty of "Big" items between you and LE to look forward to on the way.

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depthcharge wrote: I'm glad you're coming along, P.

It sounds like a long drive from Washington though.

But probably plenty of "Big" items between you and LE to look forward to on the way.

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I didn't understand that LE and I were going to be taking a trip together, DC. Isn't LE already in Idaho?

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depthcharge wrote: Is that what my post implied, P?

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I think it did, DC, not to mention other things it implied, rather belatedly, I would have to say. And you never followed up on the Oscar Wilde reference either. Perhaps you really are an impostor, and not the genuine DC of old.

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The Oscar Wilde reference was an end in itself and one generally can't outpun the original punster. There simply isn't enough quoting of him in general on these boards. I'm sure Barney and Hooky are big fans.

As for the contentious comment, well Pats I am fairly aware that LE is in Idaho. He's probably unearthing interesting things right now in the Discovery Centre.

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So, have you checked out the robots exhibit in person, LE?

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Not yet, but I bet the kids would think it's a hoot.

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At what point does a "hoot" escalate to a "hootenanny" out your way, LE?

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depthcharge wrote: At what point does a "hoot" escalate to a "hootenanny" out your way, LE?

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Is "out" really the very most appropriate word in this context, DC? I would think perhaps "up" might work a bit better.

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Hey Joe!

Wherever you go, whatever you do, I've got to find you.

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depthcharge wrote: Hey Joe!

Wherever you go, whatever you do, I've got to find you.

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You know where to look.

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Patrick wrote:

depthcharge wrote: At what point does a "hoot" escalate to a "hootenanny" out your way, LE?

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Is "out" really the very most appropriate word in this context, DC? I would think perhaps "up" might work a bit better.

I see. It's gonna be like that today, is it Pats?

"Up" is a very northern hemisphere-centric point of view, P. Who's to say that we're not the "up" and you aren't the "down"? Just a bunch of old world European bureaucrats from a distant age.

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depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

depthcharge wrote: At what point does a "hoot" escalate to a "hootenanny" out your way, LE?

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Is "out" really the very most appropriate word in this context, DC? I would think perhaps "up" might work a bit better.

I see. It's gonna be like that today, is it Pats?

"Up" is a very northern hemisphere-centric point of view, P. Who's to say that we're not the "up" and you aren't the "down"? Just a bunch of old world European bureaucrats from a distant age.

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I don't claim to be an expert in the history of map-making or the study of geography or anything like that, DC, but did they really have "bureaucrats" in "a distant age"?

Perhaps I am being subconsciously driven to this by your little exercise in lyric-quoting.

Maybe it had its intended effect of driving me over the edge...of the world.

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I'm sure they would've had what we now refer to as bureaucrats, Pats. A quick check on the etymology of the term has it harking back to the French word for desk (obviously), in the late 17C. I daresay they weren't referred to as bureaucrats as such, in times of early New World cartography. But seeing as I'm addressing contemporary readers, I took the liberty of extending some historical license to relate my point.

Now will that be OK with you this morning, or shall we continue to meander further along this path? It might be bad for ratings.

Perhaps you need to get that first coffee into you sooner rather than later, P?

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depthcharge wrote: I'm sure they would've had what we now refer to as bureaucrats, Pats. A quick check on the etymology of the term has it harking back to the French word for desk (obviously), in the late 17C. I daresay they weren't referred to as bureaucrats as such, in times of early New World cartography. But seeing as I'm addressing contemporary readers, I took the liberty of extending some historical license to relate my point.

Now will that be OK with you this morning, or shall we continue to meander further along this path? It might be bad for ratings.

Perhaps you need to get that first coffee into you sooner rather than later, P?

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At least I've succeeded in getting you off the mindless lyric quoting, DC, which is, I think, a good thing, as I believe everyone would agree.

I am on about my sixth coffee of the day, as I would think you might realize, even though I didn't get up quite as early today as yesterday.

So, have you had your evening meal yet? Something hearty, I hope.

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OK, I admit the lyrics were devised to see if I could push you into CAPS, or even some testy smilies.

However, I query the reference to them as "mindless". Have you checked the lyrics of Who's Joe recently? There's really not much to work with there.

Anyhow, I was thinking of changing the title of this thread to give it a bit of a spark with the subscribers.

What do you think of this notion, P?

What coffee are you consuming by the way. Or is that too intrusive?

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I hesitate to ask what title you were proposing to substitute. I assume you were inspired by my title change that seemed to have unsettled Jonathan.

My office has a coffee maker that uses individually packaged grounds that each produces one small cup of coffee. I doubt that the brand encompasses both D.C. and Perth. Not Starbucks.

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Well I like the idea of this thread as a place where you can drop by and always find Patrick here to chat candidly to. Topics flow into others like tributaries of the Nile, yet you can always be assured Patrick will have a one-liner in response.

So I was thinking: "Chew the Fat with Pats".

Or can you find something risque in that?

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There are those among us who find something risque in just about anything.

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how about reveal at least a crouch shot then?

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depthcharge wrote: Care to name anyone?

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I think everyone already has a name.

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