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Should Patrick 'Reveal Himself' to NOOL?

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Patrick enjoys perpetuating his own enigma on these boards. Is it time he coughed up a photo?

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  • Yes, let's see if he really is a George Hamilton look-alike 11 (46%)
  • No, let him remain a mysterious hermit 13 (54%)

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Crouching is the way I live.

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Risque is in the eye of the beholder.

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At what point does a "hoot" escalate to a "hootenanny" out your way, LE?

Pretty damn fast if moonshine is involved.

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I wonder what LE is up to over in Boise today, P?

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"Chat with Pat"?

"Chatty Patty"?

"See P chat with me"?

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I wonder what LE is up to over in Boise today, P?

Beginning my work day.

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Wow, what a coincidence.

You appeared a nanosecond before I posted.

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What will you get to write about today, LE?

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What will you get to write about today, LE?

Something technological, no doubt.

How are things "down" there?

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LE Roberts wrote:

What will you get to write about today, LE?

Something technological, no doubt.

How are things "down" there?

Thanks for using the non-discriminatory "down", to describe our location, LE. It's refreshing.

Things are pretty cool up here, actually. It's closing in on midnight and I'm about to pop the cap off an ice-cream tub.

Do you write for a journal?

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What kind of ice cream is on the menu tonight, DC?

I write for HP. There's a little shop here in Boise that perhaps you've heard of.

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What do you do for them exactly?

The ice cream being consumed is "Chocolate Honey Nougat" and features chunks of honeycomb. Funnily enough, we don't have your Ben & Jerry's range in Australia due to some crazy dairy quarantine regulations. I necked my first B&J ice-cream a fortnight ago, in Hong Kong.

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At last a revealing detail!

DC has a weakness for ice cream!

Eureka!

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We have just seen a triple exclamation. And with perfect timing. The points will be high.

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That's about as animated as I've ever seen Pats. I hope he's up-to-date with his health insurance.

I wonder if he's quietly disappointed that LE was able to solicit the info with such consummate ease.

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No sign of Pats today, that's a concern.

He hasn't turned up in Boise has he, LE?

Doesn't really strike me as the type to just pack up his things on a whim and head for the cornfields, but who knows?

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depthcharge wrote: That's about as animated as I've ever seen Pats. I hope he's up-to-date with his health insurance. :\pimp3:

I'm feeling guilty about making that comment now.

No sign of Pats now for 2 days, it's unheard of.

Can coffee overdosing be fatal?

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depthcharge wrote:

depthcharge wrote: That's about as animated as I've ever seen Pats. I hope he's up-to-date with his health insurance. :\pimp3:

I'm feeling guilty about making that comment now.

No sign of Pats now for 2 days, it's unheard of.

Can coffee overdosing be fatal?

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I've been feeling bad conscience for my comment too. I was trying to express my admiration for his style of writing, but this may have backfired.

Please return Patrick.

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I hope hes not upset because i resurrected the offspring thread.

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He must have gone to Idaho, there's no other explanation for it. He did seem unusually keen on potatoes back there.

I'd say he's packed up a fortnight's worth of Brylcreem, a stack of New York Times crosswords, his Offspring CDs and hit the road.

Hose down the Winnebago, LE. He won't be far.

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Brylcreem. I remember that. Of course, I also remember hair.

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I just remember that he told me a couple weeks ago, that he will be traveling. Quite possibly Idaho. Didnt say, isn't that surprising? Its a shame because i will be in the district of columbia tonite.I could've of met the mystery man.

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A real tragedy, Jonathon.

No one from NOOL has ever come face-to-face with Pats.

Your review of the rendezvous would've been worth some serious potatoes.

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he strikes me as as a tea and crackers type of guy. Maybe next time, when i'm in his territory.

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Haven`t read the whole thread so sorry if this has been covered but why on earth does he like Offspring?:scratch:

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for those who do not want to read thru the whole thing... can we get a summary here on page 15 of what exactly has been revealed about Patrick so far...? is being an Offspring fan his biggest shame, or is this just a mean joke meant to hurt him?

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The Offspring penchant is no joke my friends.

It does seem to be a bit of an anomaly in his profile, doesn't it? However, all is revealed in this revival of an ancient thread that surfaced recently to haunt the poor guy.

Enough to drive you interstate though? Not sure.

Hopefully he'll be back soon, delivering his dry one liners like they were hot pizzas.

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Jonathan wrote: I just remember that he told me a couple weeks ago, that he will be traveling. Quite possibly Idaho. Didnt say, isn't that surprising? Its a shame because i will be in the district of columbia tonite.I could've of met the mystery man.

So you visited after all, Jonathan?

Hope you had a good time.

Thanks to all for your concern.

I've been away.

Did I miss much?

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Welcome back, Patrick!

Did Idaho meet your expectations?

I don't think you missed much. Although Barney was nearly sacked from New Order and some English alumni meeting got rather intense after a nasty dispute of who had become more successful since graduation.

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