Happy Birthday, Twist
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Bere wrote: Many birthdays these days...
Best wishes... Don't party too hard...
:\party:
What?!!!!
Party HARD AS FUCK!
Have a blast. And a birthday.
Have a blast, but remember to drink responsibly. If you're gonna take the first little bit out of a keg, you have to be around long enough to bleed it dry :beer2:
Or you could just stay home and read a book. I'm just saying...
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: heppy birfday!
(as the Brits would say)
!
No-one I know speaks anything like that Churchy Boy, you been watching oliver twist or summat? 
:D
Anyways, have a beer for me Twisty 
Waited for Wifey to get home so we could ride together for the Critical Mass event in Des Moines. About 20 of us rode bicycles downtwon during rush hour to piss off car drivers and to show them that they too could ride bikes. Then we stopped at the Hessian Haus--German bar--for a few biers. Finally we rode another block to the High-Life Lounge--full swank--for the requisite 40 tator tots wrapped with bacon and Miller beer. Friends kepted sticking Tangermiesters down my throat. After that we rode a trail to a certain crab apple tree that was in serious need of trimming. This tree blocks the trail. So with trusty pruning saw and after scoping the place out for cameras (business area) myself and three others proceeded to remove offending branches and threw them into the river. Home by 10 pm.
One accident to report. Wifey crashed her bike between the Hessian Haus and the High-Life. Although having a mere two Budlights she misjudged a barrier blocking her short cut. Nice road rash on her elbow and a sore thigh.
