Any funny incidents happen to you while drunk?
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Fallen asleep in various different places much to the amusement of me mates! Top 2 have to be a Phonebox and a bush.
Best one involving a mate was us decorating Baldrick's face with permanent marker. It was his 21st and we got him hammered, consequently he ended up with the traditional beard and glasses with twat on his forehead, plus we drew rasta's on the back of his head & neck.
Happy days.
lost the odd shoe over the years. just the one. not both.
came home minus a shirt a couple of times too.
Funniest was taking an ex girlfriend out for a pub crawl.
She got very drunk and started kicking off. Police came. All she could tell them as she was crawling around on the pavement was, 'I'm looking for my virginity... it's here somewhere... I dropped it...'
Well, when the police, me and everyone else had stopped laughing, I was told to take her home as a 'Responsible Adult'
Nah, only a broken nose, lost of some teeth etc...
Sometimes woke up in a bed I haven't seen before, with a girl in it that I never would have followed home if I was sober :(
If anyone saw a guy trying to unbolt the lighting rig after the gig at Warrington Spectrum Arena it was me.
I have no idea why. I think I might have been after a momento.
Been a few.The last one i recall was when i got home and collapsed on the carpet.My face was covered in carpet burns the next morning.Looked a right state for about 2 weeks.
I woke up on the tube as it was parked somewhere in the heart of Parisian darkness. Had to wait a few hours before it was on service again. And I woke up again on the other end of the line... I spent more than 10 hours in the network for a six stations trip.
I broke one of those aluminum picnic chairs, just by sitting in it (you know, it's got the fabric seat and all. Very unsteady).
On a bar crawl once, my cousin and I spent an entire thirty-minute period laughing about how drunk we were (and proceeding to drink even more)
I woke up once with a sore neck from headbanging at the local college's crappy "indie music festival", held (naturally) at a bar. Again with my cousin, this time we were talking and one of the guys from a shitty band that had been performing when we came in and said "guys, can you tone it down?" That became our catch-phrase for the next several months as an in-joke.
I may have gotten married to Anna Nicole Smith once, but I can't recall 
I was at a party where most of the elder Philly goths were and I made a poor man's white Russian (gin, milk, Hershey's syrup, chocolate liquor) and was sitting around talking a bit. This guy in a Bauhaus shirt starts talking to me and eventually tries to get me to write him a script for a porno with a plot(!) at 4am. Luckily, the friend I was with invited me into the back for more alcohol and chips, while the guy in the Bauhaus shirt got into a quarrel with his wife, who smashed a bottle on a table and kicked us all out.
well,was drunk tonight in a bar and saw the actress from corry street who's been wrongly put in prison for murdering her hubby.i was really taking the piss out of her then,i asked why she was here and she said i am that blokes sister.the bloke in question is casual mate of mine.how the fuck did he keep that under his hat all this time??
o eck,i think i need that talking shit thread
One night in Rochester, I decided to have approx. 12 drinks in 45 minutes 
On the ride back, my wife's friend decided to lay on top of me and her in the back seat...and my hands decided to...wander, much to my wife's anger 
Arriving at this bloke's apartment to crash, the last thing I remember is singing my lungs out to "Mr. Brightside" on MTV
The following is from my wife's account. During the night, I guess I fell into this bloke's table, spilling a whole bottle of JD, then at one point, going out into the hallway, coming back naked as a jaybird. Woke up naked on his loveseat w/ a blanet. My shirt and pants were in front of his TV. My underwear and socks were in the building's hallway, soaked. 
Nuff fookin said
