Lethal Gas :faint:

Apparently I'm going through some of the worst gas of my life, I've been farting every now and then today and it's potent enough to make me question my digestive health :barf:

Fortunately, I've been able to keep it to times when I'm not around a bunch of people

I think it all began when I went to the store's salad bar and made my own with all sorts of good stuff which has apparently come back to haunt me

That does it, this is the last time I ever eat at the Ingles salad bar

Anyway, aren't you glad the internet doesn't have "smell-ovision"?

Anything I can do (drink water? suck on a breathmint?) to combat this so it's just a one-day thing?

Taboo # 7 wrote: breathmint?

Which orifice?

Hmm are you lactose-intolerant? The pills for that can be quite helpful, apparently. Also, try popping some prilosec for a few days. Gas-X is good, too. Those peppermint chewables taste great, too. :D

If the salad stuff has been sitting there for too long, you can get nasty bugs on it. That sort of thing used to be quite frequent over here. I think it was Watchdog that tested several salad bars for various food poisoning bugs and the results were frightening.

E coli aint just for undercooked meat. Produce that used "natural" fertilizers can give people that bacteria.

Church of the KLF wrote: Hmm are you lactose-intolerant?

Is there milk in salad?

You should try working in a room full of derivative Alumina all afternoon - every afternoon. My super says that his super has no sense of taste or smell. Thats Gas.

I think all is well...I've farted a little today, but nothing on the scale of yesterday

And I'm really glad I started a thread about this, too

:p

Meh, gas is gas, some smells worse than others, but no ones smells like roses!

But with these new injections the Mexican Food and Drug Administration is giving to me for 300 pesos a month, I just might be able to sometime soon!

I heard that!

Rian wrote:

Church of the KLF wrote: Hmm are you lactose-intolerant?

Is there milk in salad?

In salad dressing, quite often!

Church of the KLF wrote:

Rian wrote:

Church of the KLF wrote: Hmm are you lactose-intolerant?

Is there milk in salad?

In salad dressing, quite often!

Aha. Well, of course.