Nothing says "Great Day" Like...

Getting hit on in the men's room at work

I have to answer nature's call around 5:30-ish, so I go to get in the stall and do my business. Next stall over, I noticed as I walked in that the door is closed but there's no sound coming from there (you know, grunting, piss hitting the water, anything). I begin to wonder if anyone's there or if it's another one of those situations where someone managed to shut the door but leave (a typical occurance at W-D). So I peek under, just enough to see if I see feet. There's someone in there, wearing "old people" blue shoes with no laces or anything.

So I go back to my business, and suddenly I hear the sound of ripping paper. I look down to see a leathery old hand nudging a note under the stall wall. It says, and I quote:

"If you want to get sucked, I'll be back in five minutes."

Dude leaves (I hear him shuffling off, further supporting my hypothesis based on the shoes that he's not a spring chicken), and I hurry to get the hell out of there (thankfully I'm done)

I mean, there's all sorts of "I wanna suck some dick" grafetti on the walls of the Ingles bathroom, but no one takes it seriously. But apparently someone does. Ingles is apparently the gay-sex hangout for the tri-county area

All of which means...I will exercise extreme caution every time I have to do more than piss

Anyway, it'd be flattering...if it weren't disgusting

Well, ain't you gettin' hit on left an' right?

take it as a comliment. You may not have any luck with the ladies, but ...:D

Ronald Kirsch wrote: You may not have any luck with the ladies, but ...:D

Uh, I take it you haven't seen some of the threads around here, lately? The ones where some hot young thing is after our Tabbsy?

In case you missed it, here and here.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: You may not have any luck with the ladies, but ...:D

Uh, I take it you haven't seen some of the threads around here, lately? The ones where some hot young thing is after our Tabbsy?

All talk no action. We need to encourage him. Well you are doing your best.

Awesome, just like Serpico.

That is pretty bad, although in March, I went to a bar - my first one since I turned 21 - and an older man started hitting on me. But he didn't just talk, he started groping my arms and hands. Somehow, I managed to get out of that situation and get back home.

Yeh I know what you mean. I'm usually a very tolerant person, but when you start getting hit on by a double adaptor in the toilet or elswhere. Its not nice.

Now if this had happened in the ladies room...we might be talking about a different story

Taboo # 7 wrote: Now if this had happened in the ladies room...we might be talking about a different story

"Sure, leather-handed hottie, I'd like a --- FART--- BJ!"

THUD

"Hello? Hello? I'm ready ---FART--- for my BJ now. ---FART--- Hello?

I got hit on by a gay at Union Station, Indianapolis. Our debate over wine end not in my favor but the waiter brought me a glass of Lambrusco compliments of the "Tooth Fairy." I had a trouble living that one down.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: You may not have any luck with the ladies, but ...:D

Uh, I take it you haven't seen some of the threads around here, lately? The ones where some hot young thing is after our Tabbsy?

All this time I've been bitching about not being able to get a girlfriend, and I could easily have a boyfriend.....I did not just type that

Apparently I appeal to both sexes, like Madonna

And snails. :p

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: And snails. :p

Taboo # 7 wrote: All this time I've been bitching about not being able to get a girlfriend, and I could easily have a boyfriend.....I did not just type that

Apparently I appeal to both sexes, like Madonna

And Martin Gore.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: All this time I've been bitching about not being able to get a girlfriend, and I could easily have a boyfriend.....I did not just type that

Apparently I appeal to both sexes, like Madonna

And Martin Gore.

And Dave Foley :p

Taboo # 7 wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: All this time I've been bitching about not being able to get a girlfriend, and I could easily have a boyfriend.....I did not just type that

Apparently I appeal to both sexes, like Madonna

And Martin Gore.

And Dave Foley :p

don't forget Angelina Jolie

Ed Dalder wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: All this time I've been bitching about not being able to get a girlfriend, and I could easily have a boyfriend.....I did not just type that

Apparently I appeal to both sexes, like Madonna

And Martin Gore.

And Dave Foley :p

don't forget Angelina Jolie

:barf: She certainly doesn't appeal to me. She looks like a rat.

AJ is the Bono of stupid bitches.

i know someone who starts rambling on about how great looking Jolie is every single time he`s pissed

Shes ok.But jeez , theres hundreds of better looking women than her!

Johnny wrote: i know someone who starts rambling on about how great looking Jolie is every single time he`s pissed

Shes ok.But jeez , theres hundreds of better looking women than her!

Yes, like Carrie-Anne Moss.

Johnny wrote: i know someone who starts rambling on about how great looking Jolie is every single time he`s pissed

Shes ok.But jeez , theres hundreds of better looking women than her!

ohhh I know, but it seems that Angelina is worshipped by guy and girls I know....guess the part about being a total nutjob appeals to spme folks

I'm going to our town's annual faux-German festival "Octoberfest" (really an excuse to get drunk...though not for me this year. I got in trouble last year for that), and I expect to be hit left and right with offers for blowjobs from people of both sexes. To expect anything less would be...bad form. :p

Uh, Tabbsy, when some Oktoberfest reveler tells you "Ich liebe dich," they're not offeri... Um, never mind. Keep at it, champ! :p

Octoberfest (ahem, there is no "K", Comrade) blew chunks. If I had gotten drunk, I might think differently. But it's basically people walking around in a field for no particular reason for hours on end. Which is why you're supposed to drink :beer2:

But I had to get up mucho early today...so no dice

Plus, the girl that I wanted to run into there (the one I work with) said this morning when I saw her that she "had thought about" going but didn't. I wonder if she might've if I mentioned that I was planning on going

I am an ass