This is an Ex-Parrot! :faint:

What's wrong with it, then?

It's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/health/bird_flu

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting. :p

His feet are nailed to the perch.

Where's the parrot?

Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue...

He's pining for the Fjords!

Well of course it was nailed there. Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and...VOOM!

Taboo # 7 wrote: Well of course it was nailed there. Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and...VOOM!

Listen mate, that parrot wouldn't go VOOM! even if you put 10,000 volts through it!!!

HE'S OFF THE TWIG!!!!

It's been confirmed that the parrot in UK quarantine had the HN-VO5 (or something ) type bird flu that everyone's been worried about.

I can't work myself into a frenzy over this. It just seems like the hysteria of the week. Of course, the doubters are always the first to get bumped off. Is it me or does it feel warm in here?

This is the second thread that I was thinking about posting yesterday, but didn't (the other one was Kate Bush).

It could be a dead parrot that ends life in the UK. Everyone would think it was some sort of Python wind-up right up until the point where they shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile.

I'm having the flu jab tomorrow. Need to be well, I'm donating my liver on Wednesday.