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Of course it was a joke. Everything about sniffing glue is a joke. Does anybody do it nowadays? Continue with your humorous ways. Their are certain things you should be caution speaking about like killing the american president, pedophilla, and liking jetstream. I know a lot about the last one and cant live it down.

I too have reveal things i probably should not of and shouldnt really be using my real surname.Awww fuck it.

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Szwajkos is your surname?.Cool name.Or is that a joke ,too?.I really don`t know half the time.

And how long is you hair now,J?

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Johnny wrote:

Rian wrote: Keep a axe in every room in your house. Then you could brake through the door.

:)

Thats actually the best solution ive read.Keep an axe handy for any emergency.Thanks Rian.

No problem mate. I aim to please. :)

:thumb:

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Johnny wrote:

Rian wrote: Keep a axe in every room in your house. Then you could brake through the door.

:)

Thats actually the best solution ive read.Keep an axe handy for any emergency.Thanks Rian.

HEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE'SSSSSSSSSS JOHNNY!!!!!!!!

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Rian wrote: Keep a axe in every room in your house. Then you could brake through the door.

:)

Thats actually the best solution ive read.Keep an axe handy for any emergency.Thanks Rian.

HEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE'SSSSSSSSSS JOHNNY!!!!!!!!

NEARLY FELL OFF ME CHAIR ,CHRISTOPHER!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

FOOOOOKIN SUPERB MATE :thumb: :thumb:

gonna make that my new avatar!

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Johnny wrote: actually i think i will stop joking on the internet.it really is true that it doesn`t translate.

Does this resolution have any effect on the availability of that photograph, Johnny?

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Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: actually i think i will stop joking on the internet.it really is true that it doesn`t translate.

Does this resolution have any effect on the availability of that photograph, Johnny?

Sorry Pats,no.My stand on the release (or not) of said photo remains unchanged despite the discontinuation of humour.

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Johnny wrote:

NEARLY FELL OFF ME CHAIR ,CHRISTOPHER!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

FOOOOOKIN SUPERB MATE :thumb: :thumb:

gonna make that my new avatar!

Thought you'd appreciate it.

Surprised no one else tweaked on it.

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Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: actually i think i will stop joking on the internet.it really is true that it doesn`t translate.

Does this resolution have any effect on the availability of that photograph, Johnny?

Sorry Pats,no.My stand on the release (or not) of said photo remains unchanged despite the discontinuation of humour.

I was afraid you'd take that position, Johnny.

Well, I tried.

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Johnny wrote: Szwajkos is your surname?.Cool name.Or is that a joke ,too?.I really don`t know half the time.

And how long is you hair now,J?

Szwajkos is my actual surname. My hair is still pretty long. Ive wanted to get it cut but have yet to garner the courage.

Patrick has quite an interest in this said photo.

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Johnny wrote:

NEARLY FELL OFF ME CHAIR ,CHRISTOPHER!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

FOOOOOKIN SUPERB MATE :thumb: :thumb:

gonna make that my new avatar!

Thought you'd appreciate it.

Surprised no one else tweaked on it.

Maybe that was what Rian was hinting at when he suggested the axe option?.I'm a bit slow sometimes as you may have noticed.But i am gettig old,after all

BUT NEVER TOO OLD TO MOSH AT A NEW ORDER GIG! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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Team Szwajkos wrote:

Patrick has quite an interest in this said photo.

i keep thinking he's given up but now and then he tries again to secure a copy.Bless.

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Johnny wrote:

Team Szwajkos wrote:

Patrick has quite an interest in this said photo.

i keep thinking he's given up but now and then he tries again to secure a copy.Bless.

I wouldn't want you to think I've forgotten.

One of these days perhaps you will change your mind.

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Patrick wrote:

I wouldn't want you to think I've forgotten.

One of these days perhaps you will change your mind.

I've done stranger things while drunk ,Pats, so you never know.

Maybe i'll feel generous at Christmas time.

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Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

I wouldn't want you to think I've forgotten.

One of these days perhaps you will change your mind.

I've done stranger things while drunk ,Pats, so you never know.

Maybe i'll feel generous at Christmas time.

There you go!

Now I have a reason to look forward to Christmas!

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Patrick wrote:

There you go!

Now I have a reason to look forward to Christmas!

You not big on Christmas then ,Pats?

You'd make a good Father Christmas i would of imagined.And you wouldn't have to reveal your identity either.nobody could see your face underneath that big white beard and hat.

Maybe you could post a pic of yourself as Santa as a treat for all the rest of us?

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Patrick wrote:

Now I have a reason to look forward to Christmas!

There's no need to be afraid, Patrick...

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Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

There you go!

Now I have a reason to look forward to Christmas!

You not big on Christmas then ,Pats?

You'd make a good Father Christmas i would of imagined.And you wouldn't have to reveal your identity either.nobody could see your face underneath that big white beard and hat.

Maybe you could post a pic of yourself as Santa as a treat for all the rest of us?

You're right, Johnny, I'm not the world's greatest Christmas fan. In light of that, playing Santa is probably not the best role for me.

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BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Now I have a reason to look forward to Christmas!

There's no need to be afraid, Patrick...

I'm always afraid.

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Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Now I have a reason to look forward to Christmas!

There's no need to be afraid, Patrick...

I'm always afraid.

Let in light and banish shade, Patrick.

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I'll leave some mince pies and sherry out for you ,Pats.And THE PHOTO.

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Johnny wrote: I'll leave some mince pies and sherry out for you ,Pats.And THE PHOTO.

I'll just need an address then.

And a passport.

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BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Now I have a reason to look forward to Christmas!

There's no need to be afraid, Patrick...

I'm always afraid.

Let in light and banish shade, Patrick.

Would that be John Shade?

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Band Aid

:blackeye:

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BIGINOIL wrote: Band Aid

:blackeye:

They never stick.

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Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Band Aid

:blackeye:

They never stick.

Not if you get them wet

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BIGINOIL wrote:

Patrick wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Band Aid

:blackeye:

They never stick.

Not if you get them wet

Or move. Or breathe.

They work just fine if you're dead.

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Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: I'll leave some mince pies and sherry out for you ,Pats.And THE PHOTO.

I'll just need an address then.

And a passport.

And a sleigh.

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Anyway, not Band Aid the innefective sticking plaster, Band Aid the charidee band.

Feed the world.

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Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: I'll leave some mince pies and sherry out for you ,Pats.And THE PHOTO.

I'll just need an address then.

And a passport.

And a sleigh.

I thought you lived in town?

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