What would you do if....

If you were at home alone in ,say, an upstairs room and the door was closed shut but when you got up to leave the room the handle broke.The door was stuck shut and you couldnt get out of the room.And you couldnt attract the attention of the neighbours or anyone.And you didnt have a phone in the room either.and you couldnt jump out of the window.or you may not even have a window.

It`s a phobia of mine.Any suggestions to solve the dilemma?

Thanks in advance.

email the fire brigade?

I think Johnny forgot to add no internet either

start praying

No internet, email , anything.

Try and kick the door in..

BALDRICK wrote: Try and kick the door in..

But if it was a real thick door?

I would cry like a baby

Johnny wrote:

BALDRICK wrote: Try and kick the door in..

But if it was a real thick door?

ok there is a very very extreme way if you have lots of cash,smash a hole in the ceiling and get out through the loft,if no loft your up shit creek...

Johnny I think you're being far too paranoid!

NObabe wrote: Johnny I think you're being far too paranoid!

Ah , well.We all have some phobias.And anyway the walls are so thin in my house i wouldn`t have to shout very loudly to get either neighbour to hear.And i could open the window and shout for help also.

I did know someone who this happened to once.Luckily her friend came round to visit her by chnace a few hours later and all ended happily.

Johnny, you seem to be a neurotic fellow.

Team Szwajkos wrote: Johnny, you seem to be a neurotic fellow.

I`ve never been entirely sure what that word means.

neu·ro·sis ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-rss, ny-) n. pl. neu·ro·ses (-sz) Any of various mental or emotional disorders, such as hypochondria or neurasthenia, arising from no apparent organic lesion or change and involving symptoms such as insecurity, anxiety, depression, and irrational fears, but without psychotic symptoms such as delusions or hallucinations. No longer in scientific use.

i guess im some of those things.but the thread was just a thought.nothing more.i dont go around thinking it`s gonna happen !! (well, maybe now and then)

dont be paranoid-we all like you.

One emoticon was just not enough.

Team Szwajkos wrote: dont be paranoid-we all like you.

One emoticon was just not enough.

Yeah ,i know you all like me!.I`ve never thought otherwise!.THANKS

Break the fuvking door down.

The answer, if you have a pack of playing cards, is to set out a game of patience. It's a well known fact that within three minutes of starting a game of patience, some dickhead is over your shoulder saying "put that four on the five".

Then you can kick the door in together.

NObabe wrote: I think Johnny forgot to add no internet either

LMAO...As long as your sorted for glue you would be ok

BIGINOIL wrote: The answer, if you have a pack of playing cards, is to set out a game of patience. It's a well known fact that within three minutes of starting a game of patience, some dickhead is over your shoulder saying "put that four on the five".

Then you can kick the door in together.

Hahahaha!

Considering the trend in modren Christianity to "put all things in God's hands", start praying really, really hard...

Then, to cover your bases, offer to sell your soul to Satan in exchange for a way out

That should help :p

Johnny wrote:

Team Szwajkos wrote: dont be paranoid-we all like you.

One emoticon was just not enough.

Yeah ,i know you all like me!.I`ve never thought otherwise!.THANKS

Much lost in Translation to Jonathan here,nice sensitivity tho Jonathan..But no need to over analyze or reassure Johnny,just bring glue and he will be over the moon

Keep a axe in every room in your house. Then you could brake through the door.

:)

I didnt know Johnny was such a fan of glue, and he slags me for smoking on the job. Well he should be prepared for these types of unplanned situations. Maybe he should keep a supply of glue in this room. If it is all possible to listen to ramones while being trapped, then do so.

Try to avoid going into the glue reserve in normal times, and remember glue is very ascessable in the free times.

hope this helps

Rian wrote: Keep a axe in every room in your house. Then you could brake through the door.

:)

Thats actually the best solution ive read.Keep an axe handy for any emergency.Thanks Rian.

Team Szwajkos wrote: I didnt know Johnny was such a fan of glue, and he slags me for smoking on the job.

um... i dont do glue.Boatrace was joking because i started a "what do you do if not on nool ?" thread by joking that i hang around the shops sniffing glue (if im not otherwise engaged working out how to escape my bedroom when the door is jammed shut)

But if mike says it, it must be true.

actually i think i will stop joking on the internet.it really is true that it doesn`t translate.