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29 Oct 2005, 07:08

Mick, my 4 year old son want's to know "WHAT DO HIPPO's EAT?

Any idea's Mick ?

29 Oct 2005, 07:42

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Mick, my 4 year old son want's to know "WHAT DO HIPPO's EAT?

Any idea's Mick ?

Believe it or not they mainly eat about 68 KILOGRAMS of grass at night and then spend all the day in the water.I had to do a bit of searching to confirm this.Now can i ask your young son what is visiting PLANET ROCKET at night.Whilst spending up to 30 mins a night on the patio whilst my dog wanders on the grass,usually about 4 am just to get me out of SLUMBER,there is a tiny creature on our step.It is either a NEWT or a LIZARD type creature.I have looked in my book and cannot properly identify it.COULD IT BE AN ALIEN COME TO VISIT ROCKET? :scratch: Regards Rocket Mick :idea: :hat:

29 Oct 2005, 08:06

rocket, why must we die? And why does everybody leave?

thanks for clearing that up, i always thought hippos ate little children.

29 Oct 2005, 08:11

Szwajkos United wrote: rocket, why must we die? And why does everybody leave?

The answer to part two is not an easy one.Everybody i know has LEFT me! :blackeye: As for DEATH my friend it is a rather a naughty way of stopping people getting too COMFORTABLE. More to the point why do people only say "HE/SHE was a good un" when you die.Try getting a fiver from them when you are ALIVE.No chance! :D

29 Oct 2005, 08:20

Rocket mick, why does society say we have to work for a living?

29 Oct 2005, 08:38

Alix say's thanks MICK !

29 Oct 2005, 13:48

Mick , my son say's if all Hippo's eat is Grass, then why are they so fat?

29 Oct 2005, 15:42

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Mick , my son say's if all Hippo's eat is Grass, then why are they so fat?

He actually said "Why are hippies so phat?"

Sort him out Mike :nono:

30 Oct 2005, 02:27

Will do Mr BIG

30 Oct 2005, 03:36

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Rocket mick, why does society say we have to work for a living?

Do NOT follow society MATE.I try NOT to work when i can get it away with it.BLAG STEAL and BORROW is my MOTTO.Takes years of you too.LOOK at me -i am really only 104.Don't i LOOK well though.Must dash.......gotta press my UNIFORM! :blackeye:

30 Oct 2005, 03:37

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Mick , my son say's if all Hippo's eat is Grass, then why are they so fat?

Well my son says when you are doin grass it gives you the munchies.Am i MISSING something here though? :scratch:

30 Oct 2005, 06:22

Dear Mr Rocket

How many cups of coffee do you have to drink to overdose on caffeine?

30 Oct 2005, 07:49

Nice tent in yer Avatar WINO

30 Oct 2005, 08:19

Wino wrote: Dear Mr Rocket

How many cups of coffee do you have to drink to overdose on caffeine?

69!:D

30 Oct 2005, 08:19

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Nice tent in yer Avatar WINO

You an EXPERT on making tents aswell as TESCO? :lol:

30 Oct 2005, 08:28

Yes I am Mick

30 Oct 2005, 10:05

Dear Rocket MICK: will CHELSEA LOSE a match this year, and have the TITLE wrapped up by XMAS?

signed, DISGUSTED in the usa.

30 Oct 2005, 13:42

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Nice tent in yer Avatar WINO

Well, I had to sell the house you see; too much spent with Virgin and Ticketmaster - oh and those hotels aren't cheap are they? Should see the inside though; ooh, I've got it like a palace.

30 Oct 2005, 13:43

Rocket Mick wrote:

Wino wrote: Dear Mr Rocket

How many cups of coffee do you have to drink to overdose on caffeine?

69!:D

Oh sod it; only managed 43 today! Best stick to the wine then...

30 Oct 2005, 14:33

Dear Rocket, what can I do to be more like you?

30 Oct 2005, 14:37

Ronald Kirsch wrote: Dear Rocket, what can I do to be more like you?

Give up IT! :clap:

30 Oct 2005, 14:40

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Dear Rocket MICK: will CHELSEA LOSE a match this year, and have the TITLE wrapped up by XMAS?

signed, DISGUSTED in the usa.

Well only WIGAN seem to want to challenge them.I think they may DRAW again soon.But the title is a REALISTIC proposition by BONFIRE night! :cry: Please NO more FOOTBALL talk here.I'd rather talk about my TOP TEN jobs. :eek:

30 Oct 2005, 14:41

Rocket Mick wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: Dear Rocket, what can I do to be more like you?

Give up IT!

ok it was too much to aspire to greatness.

30 Oct 2005, 19:41

Rocket,

Why did Martin Gore stop wearing vinyl?

30 Oct 2005, 20:16

rocket mick... how many licks does it take to get to the center of a TOOTSIE ROLL POP? :skeptic:

31 Oct 2005, 05:22

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Rocket,

Why did Martin Gore stop wearing vinyl?

When he went AC/CD :abovelol:

31 Oct 2005, 05:23

d13 wrote: rocket mick... how many licks does it take to get to the center of a TOOTSIE ROLL POP?

Ask MAYA cos she counts LICKING as one or her HOBBIES! :evil4:

31 Oct 2005, 11:24

Only when she is licking me

31 Oct 2005, 12:32

rocket: why are flies called flies? there are so many other animals that fly, so why did flies get the honour of being called flies?

31 Oct 2005, 12:55

AgentWood wrote: rocket: why are flies called flies? there are so many other animals that fly, so why did flies get the honour of being called flies?

There are NO flies on me.They were going to be called LANDERS ON SHIT AND SUGAR but it would be too long.So as they are the first to FLY around ones kitchen in the hot weather they got the name FLIES.But i may be wrong on this. ROCKET MICK :nonono:

31 Oct 2005, 14:08

On the same subject , why are mens zips called FLIES

31 Oct 2005, 19:32

Dear MICK. We know about your KFC habit, what STYLE and PIECE do you prefer?

Prince Charles and what's her face will be here on the WEST coast next month; any GIFT suggestions for the couple?

31 Oct 2005, 20:14

Rocket Mick wrote:

d13 wrote: rocket mick... how many licks does it take to get to the center of a TOOTSIE ROLL POP?

Ask MAYA cos she counts LICKING as one or her HOBBIES!

ba-dum-bump :abovelol: :drummer:

31 Oct 2005, 22:46

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Dear MICK. We know about your KFC habit, what STYLE and PIECE do you prefer?

Prince Charles and what's her face will be here on the WEST coast next month; any GIFT suggestions for the couple?

a NON family bucket-8 pieces 4 lots of chips.Best bit is the one with what seems like a piece of PLASTIC in it! :love:

A box of TAMPONS! :lol:

31 Oct 2005, 23:51

Do punks go to heaven?

1 Nov 2005, 08:49

Rocket, will Alex Ferguson lose his job before chrimbo??

cheers in advance Rocko

1 Nov 2005, 09:30

john kershaw wrote: Rocket, will Alex Ferguson lose his job before chrimbo??

cheers in advance Rocko

NO but i WILL! :blackeye:

1 Nov 2005, 10:01

Was it you that sent me the WFTSC CD Single?

1 Nov 2005, 10:09

rocket mick is phil cunningham from oswaldtwistle or macclesfield ? or maybe he was born macc but now lives in ossy ?

1 Nov 2005, 10:31

bansheeman wrote: rocket mick is phil cunningham from oswaldtwistle or macclesfield ? or maybe he was born macc but now lives in ossy ?

I thouht it was MACC.I was a member ot the MARION newsletter group so should really know.My father(R.I.P) was from OSSY though and i lived in DARWEN for 22 years!Small world eh?

1 Nov 2005, 10:58

Mick, what ever happened to the Macc Lads?

1 Nov 2005, 12:32

Shug wrote: Was it you that sent me the WFTSC CD Single?

YES and it was VERY hard stealing TWO so be thankful!:D

1 Nov 2005, 12:33

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Mick, what ever happened to the Macc Lads?

They have grown up!:D

1 Nov 2005, 12:34

Are they now the MACC MEN?

1 Nov 2005, 12:42

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Are they now the MACC MEN?

www.macclads.co.uk

1 Nov 2005, 13:17

Rocket Mick wrote:

bansheeman wrote: rocket mick is phil cunningham from oswaldtwistle or macclesfield ? or maybe he was born macc but now lives in ossy ?

I thouht it was MACC.I was a member ot the MARION newsletter group so should really know.My father(R.I.P) was from OSSY though and i lived in DARWEN for 22 years!Small world eh?

when you lived in darwen did you live near any italian mafia people ? o and did your father ever drink the full stretch of ossy 16 pub half mile ?

1 Nov 2005, 13:27

I used to DRINK with some of those ITALIAN's! :nod:

1 Nov 2005, 14:43

i was going to discuss this futher at the manc meet up but now i relise you are in league with the darwen mafia i am not so sure !! i suppose it will be o.k. i'll just talk about pizza,pasta and tiramasu :eek: