The New ASK ROCKET thread
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Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Mick, my 4 year old son want's to know "WHAT DO HIPPO's EAT?
Any idea's Mick ?
Believe it or not they mainly eat about 68 KILOGRAMS of grass at night and then spend all the day in the water.I had to do a bit of searching to confirm this.Now can i ask your young son what is visiting PLANET ROCKET at night.Whilst spending up to 30 mins a night on the patio whilst my dog wanders on the grass,usually about 4 am just to get me out of SLUMBER,there is a tiny creature on our step.It is either a NEWT or a LIZARD type creature.I have looked in my book and cannot properly identify it.COULD IT BE AN ALIEN COME TO VISIT ROCKET?
Regards Rocket Mick
rocket, why must we die? And why does everybody leave?
thanks for clearing that up, i always thought hippos ate little children.
Szwajkos United wrote: rocket, why must we die? And why does everybody leave?
The answer to part two is not an easy one.Everybody i know has LEFT me!
As for DEATH my friend it is a rather a naughty way of stopping people getting too COMFORTABLE.
More to the point why do people only say "HE/SHE was a good un" when you die.Try getting a fiver from them when you are ALIVE.No chance! :D
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Mick , my son say's if all Hippo's eat is Grass, then why are they so fat?
He actually said "Why are hippies so phat?"
Sort him out Mike 
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Rocket mick, why does society say we have to work for a living?
Do NOT follow society MATE.I try NOT to work when i can get it away with it.BLAG STEAL and BORROW is my MOTTO.Takes years of you too.LOOK at me -i am really only 104.Don't i LOOK well though.Must dash.......gotta press my UNIFORM!
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Mick , my son say's if all Hippo's eat is Grass, then why are they so fat?
Well my son says when you are doin grass it gives you the munchies.Am i MISSING something here though?
Wino wrote: Dear Mr Rocket
How many cups of coffee do you have to drink to overdose on caffeine?
69!:D
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Nice tent in yer Avatar WINO
You an EXPERT on making tents aswell as TESCO?
Dear Rocket MICK: will CHELSEA LOSE a match this year, and have the TITLE wrapped up by XMAS?
signed, DISGUSTED in the usa.
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Nice tent in yer Avatar WINO
Well, I had to sell the house you see; too much spent with Virgin and Ticketmaster - oh and those hotels aren't cheap are they? Should see the inside though; ooh, I've got it like a palace.
Rocket Mick wrote:
Wino wrote: Dear Mr Rocket
How many cups of coffee do you have to drink to overdose on caffeine?
69!:D
Oh sod it; only managed 43 today! Best stick to the wine then...
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Dear Rocket MICK: will CHELSEA LOSE a match this year, and have the TITLE wrapped up by XMAS?
signed, DISGUSTED in the usa.
Well only WIGAN seem to want to challenge them.I think they may DRAW again soon.But the title is a REALISTIC proposition by BONFIRE night!
Please NO more FOOTBALL talk here.I'd rather talk about my TOP TEN jobs.
Rocket Mick wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: Dear Rocket, what can I do to be more like you?
Give up IT!
ok it was too much to aspire to greatness.
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Rocket,
Why did Martin Gore stop wearing vinyl?
When he went AC/CD
d13 wrote: rocket mick... how many licks does it take to get to the center of a TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
Ask MAYA cos she counts LICKING as one or her HOBBIES!
rocket: why are flies called flies? there are so many other animals that fly, so why did flies get the honour of being called flies?
AgentWood wrote: rocket: why are flies called flies? there are so many other animals that fly, so why did flies get the honour of being called flies?
There are NO flies on me.They were going to be called LANDERS ON SHIT AND SUGAR but it would be too long.So as they are the first to FLY around ones kitchen in the hot weather they got the name FLIES.But i may be wrong on this.
ROCKET MICK
