I am going to Tesco in a mo, can I get anyone anything?

Hurry up, it opens at 10am

Maltesssssssssssssssersssssssss!

Only if I can feed em to you, from my lips to yours

TESCO's range of CURRIES for those of us who have lost the ability to pay for a TAKEAWAY!Any will do MIKE.:D

Got you a Chicken Madrass Mick

asda indian curries are ace,but i have to admit the chinese stuff aint

You can get me the latest Martin Gore porno.

Do they have "Major League II" on DVD? Because I have the first one, and the third ("Back to The Minors"), but I don't have the second one.

Okay, I'm shitting you.....I have the complete trilogy already

WOMEN!

A job. Maybe they have a 2 for 1 special on those for me and ROCKET.

A bottle of scotch. this is my standard answer everytime somebody asks "what can I get you from the canteen?"

Very originally, I say 'the till'!

Oh, "Glitter" starring Mariah Carey is only $2.00 American dollars? Sweet! I'll pay ya back, I promise :p

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Allegedly sainsburys is the place to pick up the ladies

Spotnick wrote: Baybe it's time I ask.. what the fook is Tesco?

Tesco is the Biggest supermarket chain in the uk, or the most successful anyway.

Hey, I just found "KC and The Sunshine Band's Greatest Hits" in the bargain tape bin. Can you believe they would treat an artist of that stature so shabbily

So...can you lend me fifty cents for it? You know I'm good for it :D

Oh gie me a shillin' for some fags and I'll pay yer back on Thursday, but if you wait till Saturday I'm expecting a divvy from the Harpenden Building Society

i am running out of tampons. can you get them for me tomorrow, mike dear?

Clearasil, and lots of it

A case of condoms. Beggars Night is tomorrow.

more scotch

Wino wrote: Very originally, I say 'the till'!

Fook the till, bring back the safe and 2 bottles of Stoli!!

now i need a couple of bottles of cab merlot, and a slab of beer.

I need some more cat food. The dry, crunchy kind--the girls aren't too crazy about the wet.