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and i could have sworn the guy behind me at the checkout was Johnny Marr.

i am pretty hungover though.

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You too?

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johnny marr was behind you at tesco too?

hurgh I'm starting to shake and sweat now. Nasty

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On the shopping, or the hangover?

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the hangover cost more spiritually as well as financially

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sugarcane wrote: and i could have sworn the guy behind me at the checkout was Johnny Marr.

i am pretty hungover though.

What did he buy?

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Altrincham, just regular food stuff, though to be honest i was trying to look at him closely without looking like i was if you know what I mean. i'm rubbish at recognizing people though, I'm never sure if it is or not.

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Altrincham Tesco! A fine establishment!

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I wonder if we could start twinning Supermarket's with ones in europe, the same way towns are twinned ?

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was marr playing shoplifters of the world on his guitar in tesco check out q ?

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I just wanted to interrupt this post to announce that I'm one post away from reaching the mind-boggling number of 8,000 posts. Yes, it's a testament to my being such a twat to interrupt a totally non-related thread with my own pronouncements regarding my soon-to-be-reached milestone :evil4:

Anyway, I think no one has asked the important question: Was Johnny applying for a job there? :p

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sugarcane wrote: johnny marr was behind you at tesco too?

hurgh I'm starting to shake and sweat now. Nasty

Anyone could have been behind me and I wouldn't have noticed; it was the gum chewing checkout man I was watching - and the running total - but no, I meant you have a hangover too! Sunday's were invented for 2 things. Hangovers and ironing uniforms. Both dull, but got to be done. If Johnny Marr had been behind me, I would have noticed, definitely, I think. How's your head now? Mine's recovered and I'm on second wind!

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a ten hour sleep sorted me out!

as for Johnny, it will always remain a mystery I think.

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Surely everyone in that part of the world looks like J.Marr anyways?!

Scrawny short-arses with big feathercuts and even bigger coats?!

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nice one al, thats exactly what i was going to say! the confusion reigns because in these parts a chap might think, hey i look a bit like johnny marr, so I'm going to base my entire look on him and scarily transmogrify into him. And confuse hungover girls in tesco. Everywhere else this would not happen.

i'm going to start hanging round waitrose in wilmslow from now on.

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sugarcane wrote:

i'm going to start hanging round waitrose in wilmslow from now on.

The guys there just look like crap footballers...err, that's coz most of them are. But they do have a lot of money. So maybe a wise choice. Make sure you park your blacked-out X5 in a disabled spot, otherwise they'll know your an out-of-towner.

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