Phil & Grants return on Eastenders

Just watching eastenders now, even though i'm not a fan you can't help but laugh and enjoy the whole mitchell boys returning saga.

Sunday afternoon telly eh, look what it does to you.

They are stomping around ,looking for trouble.But why???????.Clowns

damn, i miss that show.

Johnny wrote: They are stomping around ,looking for trouble.But why???????.Clowns

obviously you haven't been following the story.

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Johnny wrote: They are stomping around ,looking for trouble.But why???????.Clowns

obviously you haven't been following the story.

don't have a lot of time for soaps.i was only faintly aware they had even been away

Have you noticed Phil Mitchell never talks loudly he just Whispers, Strange that.

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Have you noticed Phil Mitchell never talks loudly he just Whispers, Strange that.

Thats to show he so 'ARD he doesn't need to raise his voice

I've always wished they had "adult" Eastenders after the watershed like they do with Hollyoaks:

Phil: "You fackin' slaaaag!!"

Grant: "You fackin' caaaant!"

Phil: "No, you're a fackin' caaant you fackin' slaaag"

Sharon: "Boys!! Calm down you fackin' slapheads"

Phil & Grant: "Fack off you fackin' slaaaag...."

And so on....

Doctor Clayhead wrote: I've always wished they had "adult" Eastenders after the watershed like they do with Hollyoaks:

Phil: "You fackin' slaaaag!!"

Grant: "You fackin' caaaant!"

Phil: "No, you're a fackin' caaant you fackin' slaaag"

Sharon: "Boys!! Calm down you fackin' slapheads"

Phil & Grant: "Fack off you fackin' slaaaag...."

And so on....

Then seeing as both of them have had a bit of shazza they could then spit-roast her?

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Have you noticed Phil Mitchell never talks loudly he just Whispers, Strange that.

Bird Flu.

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Have you noticed Phil Mitchell never talks loudly he just Whispers, Strange that.

Bird Flu.

we used to get eastenders here. for a while we also got the manchester one, and the irish one. i don't remember which one brookside was. i'm sure they're availiable on pay tv here.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: we used to get eastenders here. for a while we also got the manchester one, and the irish one. i don't remember which one brookside was. i'm sure they're availiable on pay tv here.

Yeah but Neighbours is the real one to watch now Joe Mangel is back, what a stroke of genius by the producers.

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: we used to get eastenders here. for a while we also got the manchester one, and the irish one. i don't remember which one brookside was. i'm sure they're availiable on pay tv here.

Yeah but Neighbours is the real one to watch now Joe Mangel is back, what a stroke of genius by the producers.

Jo Mangle. Mr little from memory. I seem to remember he let the show in less than acrimonious circumstances, and didn't have any good things to say about the show for many years.

I don't watch it. Apparently there was a place crash last week, with many dead charaters. No I'm not making this up. Soo clichee though. In the past when they wanted to get rid of a character, they just got married and moved to Brisbane, or had a car accident.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: we used to get eastenders here. for a while we also got the manchester one, and the irish one. i don't remember which one brookside was. i'm sure they're availiable on pay tv here.

Yeah but Neighbours is the real one to watch now Joe Mangel is back, what a stroke of genius by the producers.

Jo Mangle. Mr little from memory. I seem to remember he let the show in less than acrimonious circumstances, and didn't have any good things to say about the show for many years.

I don't watch it. Apparently there was a place crash last week, with many dead charaters. No I'm not making this up. Soo clichee though. In the past when they wanted to get rid of a character, they just got married and moved to Brisbane, or had a car accident.

I read about the plane crash, i used to be a neighbours addict when i was at school, but now i work i'm never in when its on. Mark Little is class, i used to love him on the Big Breakfast. i saw his one man show which he won the perrier award i think it was a few years back, very good hes was in it.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: we used to get eastenders here. for a while we also got the manchester one, and the irish one. i don't remember which one brookside was. i'm sure they're availiable on pay tv here.

coronation street is the manc one (never watched it); not sure about the irish one.

i miss eastenders like you wouldn't believe--grawnt and phiw always going 'cross the river to the old kent road for bizness. the mitchell bruvs shagging every bird on the show (grant i can see, but phil--no). miserable pauline and trannie dot. ah, the good ol' days.

almost pissed my pants when i found out via the BBC website that martin and sonya got married.

My life is miserable enough without having to watch a load of cock-er-nees whinge/argue/beat each other up/murder/shag someone else's wife/shag someone else's husband*. I haven't watched it since they found that bloke had popped his clogs in the very first episode (can't remember his name). (Reg, was it???)

Corrie is king in my house. That's a class soap.

*delete as appropriate

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I saw Coronation Street for the first time in years yesterday. In order to prepare the "actors" for their future careers, the writers have decided to turn this once-great soap into a pantomime.

The woman getting married wasn't subtle enough for a pantomime dame, but you could see what they were trying to do.

The actor who tried to play the drunken man towards the (blessed) end of the episode has obviously never been drunk (and possibly even a man) in his life - it was awful.

The "it's behind you", "oh no it isn't" finale was classic pier-end farce.

Come back Julie Goodyear!

Doc Clayhead, have you read the scripts, that is very acurate

they'd get filled in round by mine

john kershaw wrote: they'd get filled in round by mine

Well i hope you'd all be tooled up cause it would take an army to bring down Phil and grant!

Phil really is like his character in real life.I saw him at a festival one summer.he was all angry and shaattin' and lookin' for bovver.He stormed off the dodgems in a huff because a few lads ganged up in their cars and trapped him in the corner

Johnny wrote: Phil really is like his character in real life.I saw him at a festival one summer.he was all angry and shaattin' and lookin' for bovver.He stormed off the dodgems in a huff because a few lads ganged up in their cars and trapped him in the corner

He's also into Doggin' allegedly the dirty shit

And out of soapland (i'll be getting my fix inbetween shifts from work on sunday) Ross Kemps took a kicking from his wife

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: And out of soapland (i'll be getting my fix inbetween shifts from work on sunday) Ross Kemps took a kicking from his wife

So has Steve McFadden - well, his kicking was from his ex. How weird is it that the two things happened on the one day? Madness.

Miss Disco wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: And out of soapland (i'll be getting my fix inbetween shifts from work on sunday) Ross Kemps took a kicking from his wife

So has Steve McFadden - well, his kicking was from his ex. How weird is it that the two things happened on the one day? Madness.

Maybe there Egos have gone through the roof since they single handedly saved Eastenders from becoming as shit as Corrie and Emmerdale (true fact, my next door neighbours daughter is called Emma Dale)

so there partners have had to get the cloobering boots out to pull 'em back down to size.

Always thought they were just a couple of tit's, well, when i see those bald heads together, you know...

WOW, can Eastenders get any better!

Isn't Phil Mitchell a big New Order fan??