But as soon as Diggy forwards the air fare, I'll be sure to pop in for a look-see. Hopefully he can recommend a Tesco with ace tits at the checkout...
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Flesh-coloured would be fine, but BLUE TITS would be better than BLUE BALLS for this Comrade. :D
Being a gentleman, I will of course offer to warm up any BLUE TITS I happen to encounter in the U.K. :D
Ronald Kirsch wrote: never been. i must plan my next trip to the uk around visiting as many tescos as possible.
Spelling: Tescos or Tescoes? 
Ronald Kirsch wrote: never been. i must plan my next trip to the uk around visiting as many tescos as possible.
You could be like one of them guys who make it a mission to see every ground in English football. Use this as your basis for a tesco mission see every tesco in britian,
Anyone who is coming over for the Manchester gig, I will gladly take them to the Tesco in the city centre. We could do a little tour if you like- ex-hac, dry and tesco.
or we could just go to the pub. Your choice!
Rocket Mick wrote: If you were there would they be BLUE TITS?:D
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: opefully he can recommend a Tesco with ace tits at the checkout...
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: never been. i must plan my next trip to the uk around visiting as many tescos as possible.
You could be like one of them guys who make it a mission to see every ground in English football. Use this as your basis for a tesco mission see every tesco in britian,
anybody got a map of store locations?
Hannett of the Apes wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: opefully he can recommend a Tesco with ace tits at the checkout...
Well, if all else fails, Tesco can promote their staff members with abnormally large heads 
:p
Am I the only one who looks down on Tesco's as [ahem] 'Northern'?
Way back when, I started working life in Sainsbury's IT department. Sainsbury's had the monopoly in the south, Tesco's had the monopoly in the north and (pre-Dudley Moore) were very scummy, way down in the market-share behind M&S and JS.
Still think of them as just 'Northern' to this day.
Bit like Asda.
Tesco's carrier bags also resemble QPR football shirts, ie. pikey :dead:
Al Jarvis wrote: Am I the only one who looks down on Tesco's as [ahem] 'Northern'?
Way back when, I started working life in Sainsbury's IT department. Sainsbury's had the monopoly in the south, Tesco's had the monopoly in the north and (pre-Dudley Moore) were very scummy, way down in the market-share behind M&S and JS.
Still think of them as just 'Northern' to this day.
Bit like Asda.
Tesco's carrier bags also resemble QPR football shirts, ie. pikey :dead:
If I was gonna invade England I'd do it by air, as we all seem to be looking down on each other 
Back when united briefly had a blue & white stripey away top i cut off the bottom, wrote 'Sharp' over 'Tescos' and wore it as a 'United vest'.
I agree with Tesco's being pikey though, well, it is in my town. And at least Sainsburys put some effort into their buildings. Altrincham Tescos looks like a fookin aircraft hanger. Prince Chaz would not be amused.
Al Jarvis wrote: Am I the only one who looks down on Tesco's as [ahem] 'Northern'?
Way back when, I started working life in Sainsbury's IT department. Sainsbury's had the monopoly in the south, Tesco's had the monopoly in the north and (pre-Dudley Moore) were very scummy, way down in the market-share behind M&S and JS.
Still think of them as just 'Northern' to this day.
Bit like Asda.
Tesco's carrier bags also resemble QPR football shirts, ie. pikey :dead:
Never thought of it like that. We never had a Tescos where I grew up, two Sainsburys and a Safeway was all. Now there are three in Worcester, plus two Sainsburys, an Asda, Aldi, Lidl, Morrisons, Somefield, Kwiksave Pikey. There was nothing northern in Worcester back then, or southern for that matter. Only borders with Yurrifud.
Al Jarvis wrote: Am I the only one who looks down on Tesco's as [ahem] 'Northern'?
Way back when, I started working life in Sainsbury's IT department. Sainsbury's had the monopoly in the south, Tesco's had the monopoly in the north and (pre-Dudley Moore) were very scummy, way down in the market-share behind M&S and JS.
Still think of them as just 'Northern' to this day.
Bit like Asda.
Tesco's carrier bags also resemble QPR football shirts, ie. pikey :dead:
Not too sure about tesco being northern but i'd agree with Asda.Just as i think of Morrisons as a northern Supermarket chain.
Barney Army wrote: [ Altrincham Tescos looks like a fookin aircraft hanger. Prince Chaz would not be amused.
it looks like it came down from space.
asda started in the lancs and yorkshire.head office is in leeds
wasnt tesco was started in 1930's by a rich mill owner in derbyshire called lord binoche ? sure i read that somewhere 
sugarcane wrote: Anyone who is coming over for the Manchester gig, I will gladly take them to the Tesco in the city centre. We could do a little tour if you like- ex-hac, dry and tesco.
or we could just go to the pub. Your choice!
guy garvey from elbow uses that tesco store. i stopped him near it with his bags
for those who don't get the guardian, an instructive article you may have missed about the joys of tesco. http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1586791,00.html
