All Tesco shoppers are cnuts
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I take it you're upset at all the Tesco threads 
Why can't we use this international forum to answer some more fundamental questions:
Is there a God? If so, where does he shop?
Is there life after death? A section in Heaven where greeting cards are half off the regular price?
What is the meaning of life? Can it be found on the shampoo aisle?
Instead, it's "Tesco this" and "Tesco that"...shameful, really 
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Tesco should really be praised, its bringing people together.
And dividing a lot of others apart, it would seem
Taboo # 7 wrote: I take it you're upset at all the Tesco threads
Why can't we use this international forum to answer some more fundamental questions:
Is there a God? If so, where does he shop?
Is there life after death? A section in Heaven where greeting cards are half off the regular price?
What is the meaning of life? Can it be found on the shampoo aisle?
Instead, it's "Tesco this" and "Tesco that"...shameful, really
where does god shop??? ill tell you m8, he shops at TESCOS,he certainly wouldnt drag his holly arse into asda/sommerfield/sainsburys/morrisons/or fooking aldi/lidl or that rat infested hole called the "co-op",oh no thats devils shops that is. TESCOS is shopping heaven and heaven for shopping.
and if i see that in a tescos ad campaign im suing.
more tescos threads please.
