And Tabsy Thought He Was Having a Bad Day...
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If you think THAT story is bad...try this one on for size!!!
GREENSBURG, Pa. - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.
His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.
Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.
O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.
"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.
Taboo # 7 wrote: Who said I was having a bad day? Who told you, and when? They're dirty lying Communists!
Erm, maybe you thought your own experience in the can was a agood day, then?
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Who said I was having a bad day? Who told you, and when? They're dirty lying Communists!
Erm, maybe you thought your own experience in the can was a agood day, then?
Very satisfying, yes. Nice graffeti and some drawings of male genitalia on the stall walls as I sat there, kept me on my toes (especially the "meet me here anytime on 11/4 for some hot monkey loving gay-style" ) 
I meant the day you received a love note under the stall. Appears you've forgotten about it though.
Until now. 
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: I meant the day you received a love note under the stall. Appears you've forgotten about it though.
It was from me.
Wow, is that disturbing or what? You come all the way to my neck of the woods, when all you had to do was ask...
and the answer's still no :p
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: I meant the day you received a note offering to set you up on a date with a real, live, beautiful, breathing woman with a pulse. You know, to pry you away from the sheep?
It was from me.
Wow, is that disturbing or what? You come all the way to my neck of the woods, when all you had to do was ask...
and the answer's still no :p
I tried. 
