I do, and I have a few favourite dishes I can serve. Nothing special, but my woman Patricia loves it, and an excellent sex is guaranteed after my cooking, hie hie hie
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I do cook more than my wife. And it taste better too.
What is it with young women these days? Why can't they cook?
They only know how to micowave food.
arek p. wrote: I do, and I have a few favourite dishes I can serve. Nothing special, but my woman Patricia loves it, and an excellent sex is guaranteed after my cooking, hie hie hie
Do you cook the polish special 'fancy chicken'?
I am slowly expanding my cooking skills. Yesterday I put some meat on the griller and cooked up some frozen vegies.
I love cooking; especially pasta and sweet desserts. I'm not too crazy about eating, though.
Microwaves are the nigger of the world - quoting John Lennon - well, he didn't actually say microwaves - he said women are.........
Anyway, no excuses. Throw those mic's out!!! at once!!!!!!! It is truly dire to cook in a mic.
Do not, I repeat, do NOT buy ready meals; they are vile. If you want to know how to cook something - then fire away - tell me your budget, your time limit - you'll be amazed at your unknown skills!
Heathens..................!.......... C'mon; make your mother proud!
Wino wrote: Heathens..................!.......... C'mon; make your mother proud!
i would've starved if we didn't have a microwave growing up. or without restaurants.
although i do have a george foreman grill!
Wino wrote: Microwaves are the nigger of the world - quoting John Lennon - well, he didn't actually say microwaves - he said women are.........
Anyway, no excuses. Throw those mic's out!!! at once!!!!!!! It is truly dire to cook in a mic.
Do not, I repeat, do NOT buy ready meals; they are vile. If you want to know how to cook something - then fire away - tell me your budget, your time limit - you'll be amazed at your unknown skills!
Heathens..................!.......... C'mon; make your mother proud!
Did you devise 'Ready steady cook'?
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: I'm an excellent cook. I have yet to date a woman who is my equal in the kitchen.
note to all men: women love men who can cook.
AgentWood wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: I'm an excellent cook. I have yet to date a woman who is my equal in the kitchen.
note to all men: women love men who can cook.
Saves em a job 
i can sort of cook. btw men love women who can cook. there isn't much point doing too much cooking when you live by yourself is there. I don't think choosing your life partner on if they can cook or not is all that important. A mutual love of the Order for one takes precedence.
Rian wrote: I do cook more than my wife. And it taste better too.
What is it with young women these days? Why can't they cook?
They only know how to micowave food.
Concur.
I like to cook soups and meat! On the other hand I'm such a lazy bum...
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i can sort of cook. btw men love women who can cook. there isn't much point doing too much cooking when you live by yourself is there. I don't think choosing your life partner on if they can cook or not is all that important. A mutual love of the Order for one takes precedence.
I thought tits were the most important factor to consider? 
I'm pretty good. Wifey is much better. I like my smoker, kinda a redneck crock pot. Can't wait for Thanksgiving.
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i can sort of cook. btw men love women who can cook. there isn't much point doing too much cooking when you live by yourself is there. I don't think choosing your life partner on if they can cook or not is all that important. A mutual love of the Order for one takes precedence.
I thought tits were the most important factor to consider?
i thought we'd agreed that tits or for that matter tit size aren't that important, sure they are nice to look at in the short term, but there are more important considerations. I'm not sure how weigh them, but here it goes:
common interest: Sub heading: music, politics, sports, relaxing, and good have a drink with.
Looks: ie the face.
personality: sense of humour, and someone with whom you can can confide in and communicate with.
the physical stuff: I'll keep it clean, self explanatory.
cooking really doesn't matter that much. If worst comes to worst we can always east out, or i could fire up the barbie. heck as long as i don't starve i really don't care that much. eating out also doubles up as quality time with your partner.
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i can sort of cook. btw men love women who can cook. there isn't much point doing too much cooking when you live by yourself is there. I don't think choosing your life partner on if they can cook or not is all that important. A mutual love of the Order for one takes precedence.
I thought tits were the most important factor to consider?
i thought we'd agreed that tits or for that matter tit size aren't that important, sure they are nice to look at in the short term, but there are more important considerations.
You're right, of course. Tits are no basis on which to choose a mate.
But they are lovely. :D
BIGINOIL wrote: Anyone Sweet enough to visit me in Aberdeen will experience my Lasagne recipe.
I can also make a very good Lasagna.
But I would love to taste yours aswell. :)
Depends how you define 'cook'.
My cooking is very healthy but so monotonous I'm the only person who can stand to eat it for long periods (standard dish stir fried lean beef/pork/chicken with every vegetable I can think of chucked in).
I just can't see the point in fancy cooking, life is too short.
