The Best of Both Worlds

Tits and Politics!

And now for some tat...

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Tits and Politics!

Where's the pics?

It's the U.S.-- we don't get pics.

Besides, judging from the flab I saw from the back view, you don't want pics.

I ment pics of the tits. Not of the poitical shit!

We get plenty of pics of the politics-- it's the tits we're not allowed to see.

But the view from the back was still flabby.

Edited for the Thought Police

Can you imagine David Blunkett if he hadn't thrown in the towel..."Hang on I'll just feel that again,it was a mis-spelling"

A quick one before I fcuk off to bed.... Blunkett is going on a skydive.TV interviewer is well impressed. "That is such a brave thing to do for a blind person" "Oh it's nothing really,every little helps for charity" "What do you do when you hit the ground,Mr Blunkett?" "Well you bend your knees,fall to the side,and swing your legs together to anchor yourself against the parachute."

"That's fine Mr Blunkett...but how do you know when you're near the ground?"

"Oh..well I know when I'm near the ground when the dog-lead goes slack.."

Ah thank you most kindly.

Reminds me of that Man Show skit where Adam focused on the plight that the topless have in our society, and the shelters they were forced to live in for their helping hand-outs from complete strangers, one dollar at a time. The old woman sneering at the girl walking past her "Get a BRA!" shows how much that kind of discrimination can hurt.

I thought this thread was going to be about bisexuality.

Nah, that's the sheepshagging thread.

'cuz in Walhalla, bisexual means you fancy the ladies too. :p