Keano Leaves United :eek3:

I wasn't all that surprised when I heard the news, perhaps a bit by the timing. I thought he might pack up & go in January, or definitely in May. The biggest worry now is that there's no-one to dish out the bollockings needed when players fall into comfort zones. Thankfully there's not too many of those players at the club. Ahem.

We were lucky when Robbo left that Keano was there to fill the role perfectly. Thanks to the club not doing the bleedin' obvious over the past few years (finding/grooming Keane's successor) we're fucked this time round.

There's not many footballers around today who think & feel the same as the fans. Even less that are prepared to say what they think or feel. Thanks for 12 great years Keano.

Barney Army wrote: Keano will be sorely missed. A true terrace legend, which is becoming a rare thing with todays overpaid prima-donnas.

Not to worry, Fletcher will step in :(

believe it or not that when he left forest he had to choose between a big wage at blackburn or a smaller wage and join he's beloved man u. fuck me and i can hardly believe thats true now myself but it is. prawn sandwitches brigade or hollands spud pies brigade

bansheeman wrote:

believe it or not that when he left forest he had to choose between a big wage at blackburn or a smaller wage and join he's beloved man u.

A fact that a lot of people forget. And as a nice little aside to that story, he pissed Dalglish off big style. THERE'S ONLY ONE KEANO!

Careful Al, or else you will have a Prawn sandwich Thrown at you

Al Jarvis wrote:

John Cains wrote: The one thing I can say that he won't be coming to Norwich. Hang about, we need a decent manager.

Indeed, I've just spent the past 24hrs in Naaarwich. Couldn't wait to get away! Still, our captain had the right idea about your fans!

Do I spy a disgruntled Luton fan?

Al Jarvis wrote:

John Cains wrote: Do I spy a disgruntled Luton fan?

How can I be disgruntled?! We stuck 4 past you in 40mins just 3 weeks ago.

That's in the past, son. You've got to move on. Half of Norwich think they're still in the Premiership and look where they are now.

Anyway, I don't remember being 4-0 down to the Hatters. Mind you, I was drinking myself into oblivion watching Sky Sports News at the time. But if you take our 2 goals from the 2nd half and the 2 goals from Saturday, it's technically 4-0 to us now. Yeah, that might work.

When I saw Public Enemy in Naaaarch (yes, it really happened!) Flavor Flav was hilarious. "Yo! Yo! Naaaw-idge!!! Naaaw-idge". The web-footed bog-trotting inbreds down the front kept trying to get him to pronounce it 'properly'.

"Fuck that! NAAW-IDGE!! Flavor Flav in NAAAW-IIDGE"

He said in an interview only a month or so back that if he left he wouldnt play in another Prem club cause he couldnt bear to sit in the away dressing room at OT

.....So its off to Sellick then to undermine Strachan

Looks like Celtic aren't sure if they want him, and the English clubs who do can't afford his wages. Wouldn't be surprised if he just calls it a day. Fantastic player though. That 'tackle' on Haaland was priceless!

Wasim wrote: Looks like Celtic aren't sure if they want him, and the English clubs who do can't afford his wages. Wouldn't be surprised if he just calls it a day. Fantastic player though. That 'tackle' on Haaland was priceless!

That tackle was a fucking disgrace and the cunt should have been banned for a damm sight more than 5 matches

Dont no if you was their that day at old trafford Wasim but i fookin was the tackle was fookin out of order as ive said in a past thread i dont mind roy keane but he was bang out of order that day.

I wasn't trying to condone it, of course it was a horrible thing to do and has no place in football

That said, Haaland is a nasty peice of work himself and it couldn't have happened to a bigger dick - no one remembers that he posed in front of Munich 58 graffiti.

Best to remember him for performances like Turin 99.

Tough days to be a United fan: prawn sandwiches besieging Old Trafford, UEFA cup beckoning, no Keane and George Best on his deathbed.

I'd love to see him come to Celtic just to see the reaction at Ibrox. And you can be sure the current regime at Celtic Park would not have overpaid. Don't see him giving Celtic the discount it would take though. :D