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BREAKING NEWS

Roy Keane leaves Man Utd by Mutual Consent.

fucking gutted :(

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Yes he woz a good player and thats from a blue but his best days whent a few years ago maybe barney army could give us his veiw.

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Maybe he's going into busines with Alfie Haaland? :scratch:

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Rangers will be looking for a new manager in a few weeks :\ohwell:

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Cork City have a game tonight, maybe he's going to play for them :confused2:

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Joining Mick McCarthy at Sunderland? :evil4:

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Desmond Tierney wrote: but his best days whent a few years ago

Disagree. He was stunning last season.

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Desmond Tierney wrote: Yes he woz a good player and thats from a blue but his best days whent a few years ago maybe barney army could give us his veiw.

des,i was sat next to you in the jb's when you were talking about city and i'd forgot that we play ( blackburn ) you saturday haa

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I wonder who'll replace him in the transfer window. Steven Gerrard or Thomas Gravesen maybe.

Personally I'd like Keano to go to Sunderland or Arsenal would be a laugh as well. But I reckon he'll go to Birmingham, Villa or Celtic.

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Ireland job, maybe?

Failing that, Real Madrid. He once scored a cracking goal for them at Old Trafford, no?! :evil4:

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alright mate hope you had a good time on monday didnt no u followd blackburn r you up for the game 2moz?Not to sure wot the score will be but if dickov is playing it could be fun and games.

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Snoopy wrote: Cork City have a HUGE game tonight, maybe he's going to play for them :confused2:

He wouldn't make it into Rico's team! Cobh Ramblers have a big game tomorrow too - he could re-sign for them?

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Do you follow any League of Ireland teams Conrad

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John Cains wrote: But I reckon he'll go to Birmingham, Villa or Celtic.

Oh great :evil:

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Derby county should come in with a bid, he could partner seth johnson in midfield and fire them up the table!

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Good on him:thumb: Roy has been at Man U for many year's,he's say's one bad thing then he's out the door,Get a grip Man u, your loss..

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He's 100/1 with paddy power for the next Leeds manager !!!

Keano - A Tribute

I don't know what to say. The legend Roy Keano has left Manchester.

The middleman has finally had enough of the dictatorial ways of Sir Fergie, ruling Manchester like a tin-top republic, and has decided to leave the Nike Trafford Ballpark.

Keano started his career with the Nottingham Arboretums, before being traded to Manchester in 1993, the year after the soccer went professional and the EPL was born.

During his time at the franchise, Keano won seven EPL pennants, the four FA Super Bowls and the Euro Series, although Sir Fergie cut him from the starting roster for the Euro Series final due to his poor form and bad temper.

Keano has been one of the best middlemen in the EPL, but he somehow failed to get a call into the Britain international team. The call finally came in 2002 for the World Cup, but he walked out on the team after arguing with the head coach over who would win in an arm wrestle between Superman and The Fonz. He was never asked to play for Britain again and he missed the World Cup in 2003 and 2004.

Recently, he was taken to court after being accused of beating a 16-year-old kid with a bike chain, but it the case was thrown out when Keano insisted he wouldn't need the bike chain.

The middleman was back in form this series, but his time at Manchester was brought to a halt when his metatarsal split in two against the Liverpool Reds. He was expected back in January, but his time at Manchester has been brought to an end after the infamous interview with MUTV.

In it, he was slated Darren Fletcher, Liam Miller, Jono Shea and Keiran Richardson, saying none of them are good enough to kick for Manchester. Sir Fergie was furious, not because he didn't agree with him, but because Keano had come up with better insults than he could.

He is now expected to join the Glasgow-Ireland Greens, who he supported as a boy, and finish his career playing exhibition games against comedy clubs like "Hibernian" and "the Partick Thistles". They are a bit like the Harlem Globetrotters - they mess about, but always end up winning in the end.

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Come to Boro Roy..The wages are good,Prawn sarnies are forbidden,We're in Europe and could use a midfield colosus..oh fuck... you'll be cup tied you stroppy shitbag dirty hackmaster...once Man U have dropped into the UEFA cup with us..Fergie has took his eye off the ball alot lately,he's got one foot in his slippers...For the record.I would love him in the Boro side...

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A shorterm contract with Barcelona or Real Madrid would make sense,for both clubs as he would be the best holding midfielder in their squads..I'd like to see him at Celtic,thats if he rejects Boro, because he'd improve them,and I've a fondness for the Hoops....

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The Haçienda must be (re)Built wrote: whats with the random post positioning

Fook knows!

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patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Derby county should come in with a bid, he could partner seth johnson in midfield and fire them up the table!

the biggest fucking parasite i've ever seen in my life FACT

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Man U don't need to worry,they still have Fletcher,O'shea and Wes Brown,and the loylist Rio "the gaffe girraffe"Ferdinand is looking value for money,provided you don't support Man U :evil4: :D

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The Haçienda must be (re)Built wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Derby county should come in with a bid, he could partner seth johnson in midfield and fire them up the table!

the biggest fucking parasite i've ever seen in my life FACT

Whos the parasite, Seth johnson or roy keane?

If its Seth johnson, i totally agree, he was shit when he played for Derby before and he's shit now, still Leeds were dumb enough to cough out £7m for him.

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Not convinced he'd be a good signing for the 'tic. We couldn't pay him anywhere near the reported 100k he's on at ManU. More to the point who would we drop to accommidate him? Lennon, Petrov, Nakamura and Sutton are doing fine. Would certainly wind up the blue half of Glasgow to see Lennon and Keane lining up together in the hoops though. :laugh:

Good to see Boatraceface has a leaning towards the hoops. :thumb:

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Boatraceface wrote: A shorterm contract with Barcelona or Real Madrid would make sense,for both clubs as he would be the best holding midfielder in their squads..I'd like to see him at Celtic,thats if he rejects Boro, because he'd improve them,and I've a fondness for the Hoops....

To be honest, Arsenal would be a better short term thing for him. It would currently wind up Man Utd which would make us all happy. I can't see him going to Boro but u never know. The one thing I can say that he won't be coming to Norwich. Hang about, we need a decent manager.

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A legend of a player indeed, I can't see him playing for another premiership team to be honest, but since it seems he's left under bad circumstances then maybe. The celtic fans I work with don't want him, and the rangers fans think he'll be their manager !?!

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The correct is Keanu Reeves.

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Keano will be sorely missed. A true terrace legend, which is becoming a rare thing with todays overpaid prima-donnas.

Not to worry, Fletcher will step in :(

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