I Hate Going To The Hairdressers Because...
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Fookin love it. I tend to go twice a week except when I'm really skint then I usually look right a mess, haha. A real woman shouldn't change her hairdresser and gynaecologist often. Not that I particularly enjoy visiting the latter, mind. 
NObabe wrote: Fookin love it. I tend to go twice a week except when I'm really skint then I usually look right a mess, haha. A real woman shouldn't change her hairdresser and gynaecologist often. Not that I particularly enjoy visiting the latter, mind.
Twice a week??????? How much does that cost, Maya?
for washing and styling 400 dinars each if you really must know 
Dying and other stuff are way more expensive. Luckily I don't dye my hair twice a week, still not that insane! 
NObabe wrote: Dying and other stuff are way more expensive.
Yeah, the cost of arranging a funeral these days.Disgraceful.But you can't put a price on life you know!
Last time i went i got home and realised they had shaven off one, ONE!, of my sideburns
.They aren't long sideburns but i couldn't really go back and retrieve it!.I just had to shave the other one off to balance.Muppets.
Two on the sides, four on top, along with some thinning shear work, mind you. No Shug hair-dos for me.
Why don't you all take a leaf out of Al and JT's book and get it all shaved off. In summer the majority can all be spotted at gigs because they all look like this 
Usually go 1-3 months, usually because I am skint 
I prefer the more expensive salons ($12-$16!!), because of the cute girls who cut yer hair. And the mirrors on both sides allow you to stare and drool in the comfort of your own chair. The little cape they put on you helps in situations like that too...
if i had a penny for everytime i went to the hairdressers ,sat in the chair and the conversation goes like this(if its a girl cutting my hair).
please adopt chorley accent
her "going out tnite" me "yea" her "oooh are ya,where ya goin" me "southport" her "hmmm never been there,is it any good?" me "oh aye" her "who you going with"
notice at this point she hasnt actually asked me what the fuck to do with my hair.
me "a few of the lads" her "wish i could go somewhere other than chorley" her "what do you do for a living" me "i run my own business" her "oooh do ya,what do you do?"
still hasnt asked about the hair
me "well we make replacement panels for caravans" her "my mam n dad have a caravan,we went to whitley bay for a week in it once, have you got a caravan?". me "no" her "what type of car have you got" me "ive got a h" her "right thatl be £5.50p please" me "oh oh alright"
i then leave safe in the knowledge that my hair has been trimmed by a 19yr old half wit.
when i pointed this out to a m8 he reckons i had been subjected to "HAIRDRESSERS HYPNOTISM" a technique they employ to get you out the door as quick as possible LOL.
I bloody hate having my hair cut, but hate leaving it to grow all messy and unkempt, so i usually go every 1 1/2 to 2 months,
with me new to the area of Argyll though, i'm having trouble relocating to a new trusted hairdresser i'd been going to my usual one on Halifax for about 10 yrs so thats a hard bond to break when you've built up trust of letting someone clip your hair. sometimes i try to coincide my hair cut with a trip home.
Christopher Owens wrote: Haven't had my hair cut in about 2 1/2 years.
Nah, that ain't nothing. It's been 10 years Mick had his last one.
Used to go to the hairdressers when mullets came back in fashion a couple of years ago. Just get my head shaved now, number 1 all over. Though i'm thinking of letting it grow again for winter.
digital mike binoche wrote: Maya, if you ever need a Pubic Hairdresser , give me a call
NOBaby - she hasn't grown any yet!
I prefer the more expensive salons ($12-$16!!), because of the cute girls who cut yer hair. And the mirrors on both sides allow you to stare and drool in the comfort of your own chair. The little cape they put on you helps in situations like that too...
My sentiments exactly. Nice when they rub their titties against you.
So I had a ticket for a free haircut at a place called Sports Clips. Basically a place with tacky sports theme and tvs set to ESPN and former softball players (female) to cut your hair. I got the "MVP" which is a cut, shampoo and hot towel wrapped around your face and then gell. I only wanted the cut since everything else wastes my valuable NOOL time. I think they charge $20 USD for all of that.
...hairdressers are for women.
...therefore, if my mates bird can't do it in the back kitchen , then i go the BARBERS.
