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Last time I started the I Love German Culture thread. But apparently people here aint' Germanophiles....

Okay, what about France?

Anyway my favourite glorious people of France:

Jean-Marie GuiyoMireille MathieuArthur RimbaudPaul VerlaineClaude MonetJules VernesGustav FlobertBrigitte BardotGerard DepardieuCharles BaudelaireLouis de FunesJean MaraisBernard BuffetFelix ValottoneHenri MatisseLeon GeromeVoltaireJean CocteauGuy de MopassantJean-Paul BelmondoJean-Paul SartreAlbert CamusPaul SignacPierre-Auguste RenoirCamille PisarroJean BeraudJacque Tati (Mon Oncle)Cleo from 5 to 7Prince TaleiraneCatherene DeneuvePierre RichardMoris DeniEdith PiafLouis XIVClaude LeloucheJuliette BinocheLouis CouperinJean-Baptiste LulliJean-Pierre JeunetFrancois OzonJean JeunetBarbaraClaudine Longet (though she became an American)

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Culture yer ass.

Didier Auriol Alain Prost MICHELLE MOUTON!!!!! Sebastian Loeb Renault Michelin (bits of) Concorde TGV Asterix (I know the author was Belgian, Asterix is French!)

it goes on, unlike most UK types I like the French, but that's based mostly on Gigantic respect for french people and achievements like those I've listed (no HSE in France to ruin everything you see, that's how they get shit done, according to Jeremy Clarkson anyway, and for once I think he may well be right). But it's also due to a warped view of the French. there are (and were) a LOT of French folks in Bangor, and all but one of them ( who turned out to be a gibbering psycho who was eventually deported follwing her arrest for sitting on the sea wall having a wank at like 3 in the afternoon with her bags right round her ankles) , are lovely folks. HOWEVER, most of them tell me the main reason they are in Bangor is..."france is full of french people, the english are right about us you know".,...hand on heart, i heard those exact words from a French girl, and variations from many other frogs.

Oh as for Germans... Claudia Brucken I need list no others, that's enough to justify one country's existence.

EDIT: Holy fuck, are you really from texas? isn;t saying stuff like "I like some french things" an offence yet? (can you hear rotor blades?) :D

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120 Days of Sod-All

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Guilty Partner

You have missed Juliette Binoche off your list - HOW DARE YOU

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Steve Campbell wrote: Culture yer ass.

Didier Auriol Alain Prost MICHELLE MOUTON!!!!! Sebastian Loeb Renault Michelin (bits of) Concorde TGV Asterix (I know the author was Belgian, Asterix is French!)

it goes on, unlike most UK types I like the French, but that's based mostly on Gigantic respect for french people and achievements like those I've listed (no HSE in France to ruin everything you see, that's how they get shit done, according to Jeremy Clarkson anyway, and for once I think he may well be right). But it's also due to a warped view of the French. there are (and were) a LOT of French folks in Bangor, and all but one of them ( who turned out to be a gibbering psycho who was eventually deported follwing her arrest for sitting on the sea wall having a wank at like 3 in the afternoon with her bags right round her ankles) , are lovely folks. HOWEVER, most of them tell me the main reason they are in Bangor is..."france is full of french people, the english are right about us you know".,...hand on heart, i heard those exact words from a French girl, and variations from many other frogs.

Oh as for Germans... Claudia Brucken I need list no others, that's enough to justify one country's existence.

EDIT: Holy fuck, are you really from texas? isn;t saying stuff like "I like some french things" an offence yet? (can you hear rotor blades?) :D

You have that nordie Rally thing then Steve? What is it about cars up there? Cars & Bikes, Cars & Bikes. I'm surprised there was any leftover petrol for the molotovs!

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Steve Campbell wrote:

Oh as for Germans... Claudia Brucken I need list no others, that's enough to justify one country's existence.

Totally agree! :nod: (But don't forget Kraftwerk...)

:clap:

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Don't get me started on the French...

*hearing the faint thud and clatter of rifles dropping across the channel*

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Nice list.

I just wonder what Catherine Deneuve does here. And Amanda Lear is Italian I am afraid...

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Steve Campbell wrote:

(bits of) Concorde

Come on Steve... It took off in Toulouse for the very first time... And tell me why there was no English pilot on board... Lack of self-confidence ?

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Steve Campbell wrote: HOWEVER, most of them tell me the main reason they are in Bangor is..."france is full of french people, the english are right about us you know".,...hand on heart, i heard those exact words from a French girl, and variations from many other frogs.

Well, it is very fashionable to say that we are the worst of mankind on earth at the moment. Nicolas Sarkozy, for instance, dislikes more the French than the whole W's administration. In my opinion, France is the country where we hate the French the most. But something holds my attention. Why do English, German, Dutch and all the Northern European people get retired in France ? If we are so crap, why the hell do they not flee the country...

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Jean-Philippe Ravier wrote: Nice list.

I just wonder what Catherine Deneuve does here. And Amanda Lear is Italian I am afraid...

Isn't C. Deneuve a French actress? As for Amanda Lear, it's a dark story. I know she was born in Hong Kong and she's half English. But she lives in Paris and sings in French, etc... Anyway I took her off the list :)

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|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Isn't C. Deneuve a French actress? As for Amanda Lear, it's a dark story. I know she was born in Hong Kong and she's half English. But she lives in Paris and sings in French, etc... Anyway I took her off the list :)

Well, Deneuve is French indeed... but an actress... in which film ?

Amanda Lear claims she's Italian even if it is in France that she lives and earns most of her money...

I do not like to use rude words, but Gérard Depardieu, even if he is a good actor, is a bloody fuckin'nazi cunt !!! Sorry, but I feel better...

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Jean-Philippe Ravier wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Isn't C. Deneuve a French actress? As for Amanda Lear, it's a dark story. I know she was born in Hong Kong and she's half English. But she lives in Paris and sings in French, etc... Anyway I took her off the list :)

Well, Deneuve is French indeed... but an actress... in which film ?

Amanda Lear claims she's Italian even if it is in France that she lives and earns most of her money...

I do not like to use rude words, but Gérard Depardieu, even if he is a good actor, is a bloody fuckin'nazi cunt !!! Sorry, but I feel better...

Sorry I don't know what perception all these people receive in France itself. I just judge by what I see. True, I don't know them as personalities.

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I'm not obsessed over French culture in general, but I like the French:clap: .

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Sorry I don't know what perception all these people receive in France itself. I just judge by what I see. True, I don't know them as personalities.

You do not have to be sorry. I was already disappointed by Gérard Dépardieu, but when he came to Slovakia to encourage "warmly and friendly" Vladimír Mečiar who stood for the presedential election, he made me spew. And he is against the gays. He manages a rugby team and declared that "they were real men, not queers" - but a little violently, so that I cannot find the matching word in English, I cannot stand him anymore... I think that he does not promot himself this way abroad. So, ne need to be sorry.

By the way, I saw that Mireille Mathieu had celebrated the 40th year of her career last night at the Olympia... A tour will follow...

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leather_girl wrote: I'm not obsessed over French culture in general, but I like the French:clap: .

I agree that nowadays French culture is not very entertaining.

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Jean-Philippe Ravier wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

(bits of) Concorde

Come on Steve... It took off in Toulouse for the very first time... And tell me why there was no English pilot on board... Lack of self-confidence ?

hey let's not fight about who did what, and remember what's important. there's fuck all built by yanks on it, and they were so scared of the thing, the just denied SST's could exist. And what do you know, but within 2 years of our bird being unjustly grounded (for which YOUR Govt. , via air france are more guilty than anyone, not the crash, the subsequent craziness), all the fucking yank companies are announcing their own SST's......like a legion of anti-competetive microsofts.

I really like the french, as I said, i only had the word of those french people I know here that yer a nation of miserable shites. Not so fond of some french food, but that's down to my mouth being brought up here, it just works that way, I think snails are dodgy, you're probably not trhilled at black pudding (oats with blood). On the subject of concorde, rumours have reached me. At this point I have to remind you that if you (or anyone reading this) work for air france your contract means you can't read or participate in this thread. Rumours have reached me indeed, that could make me want to kiss/marry/buy drinks for every frog I know/meet/can find. Apparently AirFrance in their wisdom have elected to keep a single example of the concorde in taxiable condition, meaning it can be started and toured around for people to look at and delve back into their memories for when our countries were REALLY cool, and when it looked like mankind might be lookin at a bright future. Apprently this would take a certain number of hours a week, and various crews are rotated in to do the work, there is no shortage of volunteers. BUT the ACTUAL number of hours these crews are loggin is EIGHT times as mch as needed to keep her groundworthy, the extra hours are unpaid work. $DEITY be praised We let her down, but it looks like You guys may well be keeping her alive, REALLY alive, so that when those smug american gits show up with their new toy....you can wheel her out, and split the fucking sky in two with her, and remind them that between us we sorted it all out half a century ago (by the time they sort their SST's out it will have been that long).

Concorde means a lot to me. The fact it never had any children, and ultimately was disgraced for ONE lousy crash (when 747's fall out of the sky weekly and no one says fucking boo to boeing), is an icon for so much of what went out of the world as i grew up. All the really good ideas seemed to go away to be replaced with lame, mundane ones. I'm a child of the 70's, I thought I'd be going to work in 2005 in a personal chopper or hover car or jetpack, instead, it's a car much like the ones I knew back then, only a bit better. I thought we'd be on the moon, the tech's been there since apollo (or shortly afterwards anyway if you're one of those conspiracy mongs), but the americans got bored of it, and no one else could be arsed being different from the americans. Humanity's constant desire to build bigger guns and use them has shattered my future.

Christ on crutches chasing the ice cream van....Where the flying fuck did all that come from.

The answer I should have given... "fuck you, the cunt wouldn't have moved without the RR engines, rule britania, wogs start at calais, the empire on which the sun never sets. AND DID THOSE FEET IN ANCIENT TIMES......" :D I jest

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Clockwork C wrote:

You have that nordie Rally thing then Steve? What is it about cars up there? Cars & Bikes, Cars & Bikes. I'm surprised there was any leftover petrol for the molotovs!

A bit yeah, it's hard to avoid it up here it's fookin everywhere. Though I hold no truck with tose we wankers out in mummies clio with her sunbed gaffer taped under it, her ironing board nailed to the back of the roof and "5lt turbo" in crayon and coloured fridge magnet letters on the back.

I always liked F1 and rally, the circuit of ireland used to start so close to my house that I didn;t need an alarm clock.

And we do punch far above our weight in motorsport. NI's like the same size as any average town on the mainland, but we've had a few serious contenders in F1 and a few toerags as well, and we kick ass in the BRC when we go and play.

BUT it's not just us, you're lot are worse, just not the city boys...watch RPM some time when it's a rally episode.....for every northerner, there's 5 guys that look and sound like the bloke in father ted with the "I shot JR t Shirt" ("Fether Oi kilt a men"), there from places that even kerrymen take the piss ot of (or kerry).And between us and a coupla finns (fuckers are good at EVERYTHING, except not commiting suicide apparently), we've got the entire world rally cross championship OWNED.

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French culture? pleah-ease.. they are incorporting so many elements of english/american culture in their act that it's becoming very pathetic.

And it explains why the most popular singers in their country right now are from Québec :p

In terms of music, not much is crossing the Atlantic, but I can only state Indochine and Noir Désir (that was before their lead singer killed his girlfriend)

I like Luc Besson's work, he might have americanized the french cinema, but he did marvellous things as Le Grand Bleu.

But once again, not everything is crossing the pound.

As for Québec's culture, I doubt many people in here knows anybody else than Céline Dion :lol: well, maybe Jacques Villeneuve, but he didn't grew up here though.

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I thought Gilles moved out there when Jacques was still a wee thing.

Anyway, everyone will always remember JV plonking it squarely into the "bienvenue a quebec" sign at champion's wall in Montreal before completing a lap. Poor sod is cursed in his home country more than any driver.

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that reminds me of a joke i just read. while travelling in quebec an american (usa) constantly complained that all the sings were in french, until he finally saw a restaurant advertising filet mignon. finally something in english he shouted.

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I have developed a crush on the girl in the renault clio advert. does that count?

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Royser wrote: I have developed a crush on the girl in the renault clio advert. does that count?

i remember a renault ad but that was Claudia Schiffer.

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Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Royser wrote: I have developed a crush on the girl in the renault clio advert. does that count?

i remember a renault ad but that was Claudia Schiffer.

I think she was in a Citroën advert...

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Jean-Philippe Ravier wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Royser wrote: I have developed a crush on the girl in the renault clio advert. does that count?

i remember a renault ad but that was Claudia Schiffer.

I think she was in a Citroën advert...

that's right.

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Steve Campbell wrote: hey let's not fight about who did what, and remember what's important. there's fuck all built by yanks on it, and they were so scared of the thing, the just denied SST's could exist.

Dear Steve,

I am touched by the way you had spoken of the Concorde. In fact, we are very fond of planes in my family. My grand-pa was in French Naval Air Force and lately in the normal one. My dad liked to jump from planes and do silly things… As he almost died someday, my mother has been keeping him home for years… Last time a friend of him betted that he would land in his swimming-pool and succeeded !!! They are crazy !!! My brother could land a plane one year before having his first driving lesson… Sometimes he lets me fly… IT’S BLOODY GOOOOOD, Steve… It’s an incredible experience. Lucky pilots !!!

What I can tell you about the Concorde is that you can visit a prototype which flew in le Bourget museum – Parisian airport of the 30’s. I think they keep an Air France one at the same place. Maybe it is the one you are talking about. Maybe there is another one in Toulouse by Airbus. My brother lives there and has seen one. I think that French people were as upset as the British one when it was decided that she was to fly no more. And I would not be surprised if simple people sponsor a “keep one flyable”. This plane was a legend and meant a lot to us because it involved the French National Aircraft Manufacturer. The money came from the taxes, so everyone had the feeling that 50% of the plane belonged to us. The Soviets did one, but she was not as gracious as ours. She was beautiful, a nice lady. Later, I saw a broadcast on TV which said that Michelin had found a much more reliable tyre that the one which exploded in 2001. But they were so expensive – because only devoted to the Concorde, that Air France and British Airways decided not to buy some. Mind… Less than 20 aircrafts in the world !!!

Sorry to be so long, thank you for your attention… now it is said.

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Steve Campbell wrote: The answer I should have given... "fuck you, the cunt wouldn't have moved without the RR engines, rule britania, wogs start at calais, the empire on which the sun never sets. AND DID THOSE FEET IN ANCIENT TIMES......" :D I jest

And I should have said : What did you make since the Spitfire ? The Harrier ? Here, in tiny crappy France, we have the Dassault Rafale…

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my favs, in no particular order:

toulouse latrec, jean paul sarte, catherine denueve, that blonde actress that was in the jean de follette/manor of the spring movie-can't remember her name, Monet, guy de passant, jean cocteau, yannick noah, and mary pierce (guess she's half-american) oh and one more: wrestler, andre the giant!

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Sammy wrote: that blonde actress that was in the jean de follette/manor of the spring movie-can't remember her name

Emmanuelle Béart

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