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Actually Elton Bog doesn't marry til December and Georgie next year.

Elton sent me an invite through but i can't be arsed going, bet its pants. To be honest his wedding list is a bit pricey too.

:uhoh:

Honest.

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ACH!

Sinners! The whole lot! ;)

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Its a bloody farce when they've been wearing eachothers rings....out for so long already:eek: Got a New album out or summat??Attention seekin fackin cants..:p

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Well, that's nice that they have a companion... I'm stuck here hopelessly in love with my 40-something English teacher (who's married) and I'm only 18.

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leather_girl wrote: Well, that's nice that they have a companion... I'm stuck here hopelessly in love with my 40-something English teacher (who's married) and I'm only 18.

It could be worse..You could be Elton John,or worse still.. his poor boyfriend,and all that must entail:laugh:

I don't mean to make light of your crush :) I was crazy about my english teacher Mrs Rawlinson for years,I boned her eventually:thumb: .....I wish:D

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:eek: Does that mean "Here bums the bride" will be sung at all such nuptuals?:p

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Boatraceface wrote: :eek: Does that mean "Here bums the bride" will be sung at all such nuptuals?:p

Guess it's true that 'Nikita, you will never know...', but you can always rest easy by comforting yourself with the tones of 'I'm your man'.

Or, for the ultimate G&E fantasy, pop on a bit of 'Wrap her up' and try to keep your hands away from the ladies underwear drawer!

:evil4:

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Eh?Are you on drugs?:brow: :shrug:

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craig's digitalwaters wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: :eek: Does that mean "Here bums the bride" will be sung at all such nuptuals?:p

Guess it's true that 'Nikita, you will never know...', but you can always rest easy by comforting yourself with the tones of 'I'm your man'.

Or, for the ultimate G&E fantasy, pop on a bit of 'Wrap her up' and try to keep your hands away from the ladies underwear drawer!

:evil4:

Are you David Furnish?:laugh:

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I actually went to an Elton John gig this week. Yes, really!

Elton made some jokes about wanking and big dicks and his drummer accented his poor jokes with drum hits. No autocue in sight though. The gig itself had none of the atmosphere of a NO gig.

And no, I didn't pay for my ticket. It was a company representation thing, I swear.

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Did his wig look stupid?

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Everything about him looked rather stupid and the wig made no exception.

He introduced one song 'this song we haven't played for 50 years', knowing that he must have said the same thing the previous evening. Is he copying Barney's favourite phrases or what?

So who's been to a George Michael gig then, and what's your excuse?

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George Michael is trying to wrap the dope in, according to the papers.He has gone to see a Swiss Guru about it.Remember Mr Guru...backs to the wall:evil4:

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