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Kevin and Sally's little girl has turned into a right SLUT.
Roaming the streets at night? Wi t'makeup on?
After all they've done for er?
Fucking SLAPPER!
Sending to her room is too good for her.
Burn her!
BURN HER!!!
As Kevin said: "I don't know oo she is any more"
None of us know who she is. They keep changing the "actress"!
Get the kettle on, The Bill's on next.
Lots of love, BIGINTOTELLY
They've not brought er up to be a slapper.
If anyone's dooin any slapperin around ere it'll be me and yer mam.
Yer only 11!!!
digital mike binoche wrote: You got her phone number Col ?
Weatherfield 696969
OOh, the dirty little SLUT.
its no wonder that families skint. kev's been buying a drink for whichever of his mates comes in the rovers since the early 80's he's been spending about £100 a week in that pub for 20 years
Doesn't seem five minutes since Sally used to tell 'the girls' to 'go and wash your hands!' each time her and Kevin would have an argument (normally over who was shagging Sally at the time) 
As usual, I have no idea what the hell you're talking about 
But I did just up my post count
So either way, I win :p
I don't watch soaps anymore, i'm proud to say! I've got much more interesting things to do, like, erm, yeah miles more interesting things to do.
I still remember Kev and Sally though. Last time i saw Emmerdale i didn't have a clue who anybody was.
Rome's the only soap i watch now.
and BARRY, starring Barry Proudfoot and Puggsy on Soccer AM.
I love:
Soccer AM Lost Ghost Squad Grand Designs Property Ladder
That's all i watch, sad eh?
well I'm with you on grand designs, but yeah the rest of that's pretty foul :) WTF is ghost squad?
FWIW, Corry is so much easier on my mind that Enders, 10 mins exposed to that show and I start to think the luftwaffe had the best plan ever for the east end.
Missy Jem wrote: I love:
Soccer AM Lost Ghost Squad Grand Designs Property Ladder
That's all i watch, sad eh?
2 - 5 (shudders!!! :\ohwell: )
Steve Campbell wrote: well I'm with you on grand designs, but yeah the rest of that's pretty foul :) WTF is ghost squad?
FWIW, Corry is so much easier on my mind that Enders, 10 mins exposed to that show and I start to think the luftwaffe had the best plan ever for the east end.
It's not about ghosts, it's to do with a secret police force that polices the police. It's been pretty good so far! Remember the kids programme "Why Don't You?" (see previous thread), well Why Don't you just switch off your ... computer ... and go and watch telly instead! Tuesday nights, Channel 4, 10:00. If you don't like it, i'll eat my... cake!
It's beltin' cock!
john kershaw wrote: my saturday don't get crackin until i've watched soccer. (well the soccerette anyway)
What do you think of the standard of soccerette recently? One or two have indeed been pretty, but there have been some horror bags too. I can't move til i've seen T'Yorkshire News.
Missy Jem wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: well I'm with you on grand designs, but yeah the rest of that's pretty foul :) WTF is ghost squad?
FWIW, Corry is so much easier on my mind that Enders, 10 mins exposed to that show and I start to think the luftwaffe had the best plan ever for the east end.
It's not about ghosts, it's to do with a secret police force that polices the police. It's been pretty good so far! Remember the kids programme "Why Don't You?" (see previous thread), well Why Don't you just switch off your ... computer ... and go and watch telly instead! Tuesday nights, Channel 4, 10:00. If you don't like it, i'll eat my... cake!
It's beltin' cock!
I hardly watch telly these days, and such that I do is usually downloaded a week after someone told me they seen something good. Always have time for the Simpsons tho for some reason, it just washes over my mangled brain. Three fookin months before fast motorcar racing starts and all :(
I will look into ghost squad, but it does sound an awful lot like "police cops" as featured in The aforementioned simpsons :)
Missy Jem wrote:
john kershaw wrote: my saturday don't get crackin until i've watched soccer. (well the soccerette anyway)
What do you think of the standard of soccerette recently? One or two have indeed been pretty, but there have been some horror bags too. I can't move til i've seen T'Yorkshire News.
not great lately. they could do with a some new talent from...errrrr...say the Bolton area. missed it last week coz i got sucked in to the Bestie funeral like most. plus i thought the liverpool Wigan game was a 12.15 kick off, so i rushed down to Anfield bang on 12.15, got caught in traffic, then heard Tannoy man say 10 mins to kick off . phew!! panic over. i love these early kick-offs. more ale time in the afternoon. same kickoff time again this Saturday against Burra. :beer3:
john kershaw wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
john kershaw wrote: my saturday don't get crackin until i've watched soccer. (well the soccerette anyway)
What do you think of the standard of soccerette recently? One or two have indeed been pretty, but there have been some horror bags too. I can't move til i've seen T'Yorkshire News.
not great lately. they could do with a some new talent from...errrrr...say the Bolton area. missed it last week coz i got sucked in to the Bestie funeral like most. plus i thought the liverpool Wigan game was a 12.15 kick off, so i rushed down to Anfield bang on 12.15, got caught in traffic, then heard Tannoy man say 10 mins to kick off . phew!! panic over. i love these early kick-offs. more ale time in the afternoon. same kickoff time again this Saturday against Burra. :beer3:
Well behave yourself young man!
