Thatch

Maggie's Not Well

Well I hope you live long now, I pray the Lordyour soul to keepI think I'll be going before we fold our armsand start to weepI never thought for a moment that human lifecould be so cheap'Cos when they finally put you in the groundWe'll stand there laughing and tramp thedirt down

Take yer time, you old bitch!

I can't fuckin wait to see a bunch of miner's family crying and saying " we loved her" :)

Must find my copy of The Shamen's excellent "shitting on Britain" for when the old demon finally melts.

Hope the evil fucking bitch has a slow and excruciatingly painful death.

How come the old bat can immediately get hospitalised for 'feeling faint'?

Jesus, around here it's a two week wait to see your GP. And that's quick.

Samantha Chapman wrote: How come the old bat can immediately get hospitalised for 'feeling faint'?

Jesus, around here it's a two week wait to see your GP. And that's quick.

Yeah...with gunshot wounds and all :)

I'm gonna lose all respect for the English the MOMENT anyone says she was lovely...I want the News Headline to be (bong) Evil old witch finally gets the fuck out of our hair (bong) corspe to be burned and ashes burried in lead(bong) world rejoices

Bet blair sucks up to her "taught me everything I know"

can I just check in preparation BTW.... A jig is in 6/8 time isn;t it?

Steve Campbell wrote: can I just check in preparation BTW.... A jig is in 6/8 time isn;t it?

Fucking hell Steve, that made me laugh

I Lady Thatcher.

Actually, I still haven't forgiven her for taking the little bottles of milk off us that we used to get when we were young 'uns at school. That was the highlight of my school day. Some fookin' education secretary she was at the time.

Thatcher the milk snatcher.

'Ladies and gentlemen, we got her.'

Margaret Thatcher will never die in the hearts of the English people...

Because you can only kill a vampire with a stake through the heart

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: can I just check in preparation BTW.... A jig is in 6/8 time isn;t it?

Fucking hell Steve, that made me laugh

that was the plan, thought u could use it :)

Steve Campbell wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: can I just check in preparation BTW.... A jig is in 6/8 time isn;t it?

Fucking hell Steve, that made me laugh

that was the plan, thought u could use it :)

Cheers matey! :D

SPECIAL NOOL OFFER: For every NOOLday ticket purchased in advance we pledge to dump one ton of fetid horse shite, rotting fish waste or the toxic effluent of your choice on Thatch's grave.

Is Dennis still about? You'll know she's gone by the sonic boom of Den boy's arse on it's way to the pub with her leavings.

Steve Campbell wrote: Is Dennis still about? You'll know she's gone by the sonic boom of Den boy's arse on it's way to the pub with her leavings.

No, he snuffed it already!

Shame i always rather liked him Or at least felt sorry for him. He deserved to outlive the witch.

That leaves her vile children to spend her cash then. joy. maybe her will stipulates they be burried with her :)

Steve Campbell wrote: Shame i always rather liked him Or at least felt sorry for him. He deserved to outlive the witch.

That leaves her vile children to spend her cash then. joy. maybe her will stipulates they be burried with her :)

What, the children?

you didn'y think that I meant the leavings did you,....no way bury mark and carol (is there anoher as well)

I reckon there's a few years left in the old bird yet...

It'll be interesting to see how the media handle her post-humous deification!

Although, her existence doesn't bother me now, as she's off her trolley and unable to string coherent sets of words together; a zombiefication which is quite funny in itself.

The only good idea she ever had was that policy summaries and options should be kept to one side of A4- What a staggering contribution to human society!

Gnu Odor wrote: I Lady Thatcher.

Oooh Mr Gnu, CONTROVERSIAL!!

Steve Campbell wrote: Shame i always rather liked him Or at least felt sorry for him. He deserved to outlive the witch.

That leaves her vile children to spend her cash then. joy. maybe her will stipulates they be burried with her :)

I bet she's proud of her children:

Mark - Prison Carol - Won I'm a Celebrity

shit. logged on to this thinking it said Snatch

john kershaw wrote: shit. logged on to this thinking it said Snatch

:\ohwell:

Samantha Chapman wrote: Actually, I still haven't forgiven her for taking the little bottles of milk off us that we used to get when we were young 'uns at school. That was the highlight of my school day. Some fookin' education secretary she was at the time.

Thatcher the milk snatcher.

Her mate Reagan said he wasn't cutting vegetables from school lunches, even though he actually was, because "ketchup is a vegetable." Soon they'll be together again. Save a place on the spit, Ronnie. :)

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote: Actually, I still haven't forgiven her for taking the little bottles of milk off us that we used to get when we were young 'uns at school. That was the highlight of my school day. Some fookin' education secretary she was at the time.

Thatcher the milk snatcher.

Her mate Reagan said he wasn't cutting vegetables from school lunches, even though he actually was, because "ketchup is a vegetable." Soon they'll be together again. Save a place on the spit, Ronnie. :)

Do you think if you're extra special good, you can get to go Baste them once in a while? I'm off to church in the morning purely on the offchance :)

30 years too fuckin late!!milk snatching, miner/minor battering,Iron Poll Tax Bastard spawn..

Steve Campbell wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote: Actually, I still haven't forgiven her for taking the little bottles of milk off us that we used to get when we were young 'uns at school. That was the highlight of my school day. Some fookin' education secretary she was at the time.

Thatcher the milk snatcher.

Her mate Reagan said he wasn't cutting vegetables from school lunches, even though he actually was, because "ketchup is a vegetable." Soon they'll be together again. Save a place on the spit, Ronnie. :)

Do you think if you're extra special good, you can get to go Baste them once in a while?

One can hope.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Her mate Reagan said he wasn't cutting vegetables from school lunches, even though he actually was, because "ketchup is a vegetable."

Ah yes, that was the year hundreds of thousands of children died of rickets.

Truth is, the public schools where I live serve free (i.e., taxpayer-funded) breakfast and free lunch right through the summer (when school's closed) to anyone under 18 who shows up, student or not.

Welcome to the jungle.