What's your TESCO look like ?

Bonzette wrote: Darling Steve,

You're so clever. Like i've not been trying to do all that! There's something wrong with my laptop and it won't upload pics to ANYTHING.

Good job Digital Mike is on hand then really aint it?

My dear Miss Bonzette, my most heartfelt apologies for any offense. I get asked so often around here, by everyone from noobs with no clue how to act, to band member's offspring "campbell...WTF are you on about mate". that I thought I'd start at the other end of the scale and work up for once.

Good old steve gets it wrong again :D

refusing pointblack to upload could be a port issue but unlikely. An interesting one for sure. all other outgoing is cool? (mail and the like?). Do you ( he asked expecting the usual reaction of "look confused and decide to avoid this geek" ) by any chance possess more than one browser, and do all show the same illness?

(FWIW, NOOL's fairly basic in a lot of places because wankers like me kept gurning about it being an IE only site.....we beat (or at least bitched) spotty into one of the finest sites around :) so it shouldn;t trip your browser up ever )

EDIT: point of fookin order....I've seen the upload mechanism on this site defeat true geeks.....daftness and stupidity are related only tenuously. :)

No offence taken- when you been going to Arsenal your whole life, nothing offends you, or shocks you. Most things technical do go over my head, but my computer has been struggling tonight.

Still, there is always hope, and i reckon those pics will make it on here somehow. All this for Tesco's???

Imagine the following scene, played out at least 3 times between Belfast and mankfester..... Crowded coach Irishman in pervert coat (demo available in m profile, strong stomach erquired) Irishman makes VIOLENT sudden movements accompanied by exasperated noises.

Reason.....trying to get my phone out to get a picture of an approaching (relativistically speaking of course) tesco.

I pretty much turned every head on the bus when, as we approached one in the early stages on construction (the sign is unnecessary, all ground up tescos (tesci? Tescae?) look the same.)...I exclaimed "fuck, gotta get this one for him, the bugger's naked...tescoporntastic"

i never got one pic, just lots of looks.

Bonzette's Boreham Wood TESCO

That's a nice Arch feature, how many check outs does it have ?

Well, you walk through the arch, and after about 10 mins, you reach the doors to Tesco!!!!! It's a massive one though, don't get jealous guys, this has at least 50, yes 50, check outs.

Steve Campbell wrote: Imagine the following scene, played out at least 3 times between Belfast and mankfester..... Crowded coach Irishman in pervert coat (demo available in m profile, strong stomach erquired) Irishman makes VIOLENT sudden movements accompanied by exasperated noises.

Reason.....trying to get my phone out to get a picture of an approaching (relativistically speaking of course) tesco.

I pretty much turned every head on the bus when, as we approached one in the early stages on construction (the sign is unnecessary, all ground up tescos (tesci? Tescae?) look the same.)...I exclaimed "fuck, gotta get this one for him, the bugger's naked...tescoporntastic"

i never got one pic, just lots of looks.

So, do we get to see what yours looks like?????

50 Check out's can you confirm this please. The biggest supermarket in Check Out tems I have seen is ASDA at Spondon with 43.

Please let me know

Been tryin to find a pic online, to no avail. My camera phone a week after the apollo mission......and since my tesco is in a centre, and this is good ole NI, a full photographic session will get me lifted. However. It's Christmas, and I'm sure the promotional machine will be dropping some scannables into me any day :)

I was rather expecting an artistic, apocalyptic shot of tesco with a raging tower of smoke framed in the distance. Maybe if you ask lacy nice she could give you photographic lessons, and in turn you could introduce her to being a member of the human race :D

Joker!

I was not that desperate for Tesco's that i had to whip out my digi camera. Only phone photo, i'm afraid, and taken in the dark-with a flash? shit samsung, i'm defo on for that pink motorola.

As for the flames in the background, you'll excuse me for keeping myself, and my son, away from a possible life threatening explosion for the second time in 36 hours.

digital mike binoche wrote: 50 Check out's can you confirm this please. The biggest supermarket in Check Out tems I have seen is ASDA at Spondon with 43.

Please let me know

To style thing out, i'll get my son to count them next time i'm there. It'll be good for his numeracy skills!

lightweight...and so's yer wee'un :D

Inflatable guitar BTW?

Bet it don't beat 43

Steve Campbell wrote: lightweight...and so's yer wee'un :D

Inflatable guitar BTW?

I'm going to forgive you for this one.

digital mike binoche wrote: Bet it don't beat 43

Well, i'll get my son to count them. I don't really have a clue how many check outs there are but, you've set the challenge now!

Well, you walk through the arch, and after about 10 mins, you reach the doors to Tesco!!!!! It's a massive one though, don't get jealous guys, this has at least 50, yes 50, check outs.

You said it, i need a pic of the highest number checkout as proof

On a mission, providing you upload them for me, as i'm a really pathetic woman, according to young Steve!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spotnick wrote: We don't have any, instead we have these:

Is it run by this man?