..... you wear a keyboard to near death in a single 18 hour day of posting, mailing and msn'ing to and with the inmates of this site.
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You know you have a NOOL problem when/if.......
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You keep mentioning the members on this site in your conversation and your mates are thinking "WTF? Who the bloody hell are those people?"
- You spend half a year thinking Steve Campbell is the black dude who drummed in Duran Duran for a year in 1990.
When you try to close the site and members won't let you 
Or worst, when you have some buy getting down on his knees and praising you for your website at a New Order gig... (and I'm not kidding!!!)
When you discuss thread with people who have no clue who New Order are.
Or
You discuss the Breasts thread with your wife who claims that there are no such things as 38 EEs.
.. when your stupid country doesn't support paypal and when you're the only obsessive poster from Siberia. PATHETIC!! 
...when you sign on at 5:06 a.m. concerned about the state of some Irish dude's diseased scrotum.
awww, that's sweet Gnu!
.. when you'd been playing nool cricket for hours the whole day yesterday (Sat) instead of hanging out with your mates and you still bloody suck at it ..
.. when you refuse visiting the Ceremony forum cause you've only found out that the bastards will be playing again and you're being stuck in a lonely place and you're little heart is breaking but you feel like it's a wild world out there and nobody gives a damn .. 
.. when a mod erases "I wanna do things to Gillian" topic and the "Barney marry me" one is still there - fuckin steet justice!! 
NObabe wrote: awww, that's sweet Gnu!
.. when you'd been playing nool cricket for hours the whole day yesterday (Sat) instead of hanging out with your mates and you still bloody suck at it ..
.. when you refuse visiting the Ceremony forum cause you've only found out that the bastards will be playing again and you're being stuck in a lonely place and you're little heart is breaking but you feel like it's a wild world out there and nobody gives a damn ..
.. when a mod erases "I wanna do things to Gillian" topic and the "Barney marry me" one is still there - fuckin steet justice!!
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When your heart flutters at the merest knowledge that some of the fine folks here-listed have responded to you thread.
And....yeah...when you spent your entir saturay from bed-to-bed here, talking you the international brotherhood of freaks.
And, when a bunch of world wide randoms gives more of a monkey's about you than half yer mates :)
......when you ask Maya to marry you twice (or was it 3 times) in one day :)
(sorry Jem, she put something in my drink, you know it;s you I love really)
Shug wrote: .....you spend more time on a music forum than you spend on dodgy porn sites
That's one I hadn't even considered...and very valid it is too.
....when you start having bets on the top 10 posters of the last 24 hours... (well, we know Campbell is a cert for starters!)
When you don't have access at work to the internet and NOOL and you get really pissed off that you have to wait til you get home to catch up on what fucked up shit has been happening
Steve Campbell wrote: .....people know what voice you're writing particular lines in eh miss Chapman ? :)
Samantha Chapman wrote: ....when you start having bets on the top 10 posters of the last 24 hours... (well, we know Campbell is a cert for starters!)
The other day, it said he had posted 101 times in the past 24 hours! You've passed the century mark, Steve!
I think I seen 106....but that was secondary only to what I was looking there for.... JEM, jem's got the real problen...look at those stats any weekday teatime(UK) and you will see Jem is right there next to me (Bless, it's sweet isn't it). She will then STAY there until the next morning some time.
Why is this impressive...because she only logs in for an hour or wto...and posts so MUCH unmitigated shite that she's ranked 2nd only to yours truly on the Gobshite-in-chief scale (this only happened to me when I decided to go to apollo14, I was much qiter before that), and no one beats her for like 16 hours. (it's a rolling 24 hours)
You KNOW you have a NOOL problem when you find yourself thinkin....."Fook, she's SO my kinda chick" based purely on how much gibbering manure she spouts on these hallowed fora. (That's Sam AND Jen after my blood now no doubt...I'll leave my machiens to the NOOL-Community gear pool when they catch me.)
...you meet absolute weirdos like our very own Steve Cambell.
...an old git like Johnny feels it's a great night when he has had an argument with you.
...someone like Maya finds you a sex god and wants to offer you fellatio.
...someone like Liam feels the need to question your taste in music.
I LOVE YASE ALL.
user="Christopher Owens"...you meet absolute weirdos like our very own Steve Cambell.
International ulsterman at yer service sir :)
...an old git like Johnny feels it's a great night when he has had an argument with you.
Imagine how good he;d feel if he nutted you.
...someone like Maya finds you a sex god and wants to offer you fellatio.
now Chris, remember the conversation we had about the difference between "dreams" and "reality"?
...someone like Liam feels the need to question your taste in music.
Why single Liam out, people here question your musical tastes as freely as my sanity. :D
Steve Campbell wrote: ...you meet absolute weirdos like our very own Steve Cambell.
International ulsterman at yer service sir :)
...an old git like Johnny feels it's a great night when he has had an argument with you.
Imagine how good he;d feel if he nutted you.
...someone like Maya finds you a sex god and wants to offer you fellatio.
now Chris, remember the conversation we had about the difference between "dreams" and "reality"?
...someone like Liam feels the need to question your taste in music.
Why single Liam out, people here question your musical tastes as freely as my sanity. :D
I know Johnny'd like to nut me, and I bet he gets excited at the thought of it.
Did we have a conversation about reality? Did you not just make that up?
I singled Liam out because he has made a never ending effort to slag off my taste, so I just point and laught at him.:D
Christopher Owens wrote:
...an old git like Johnny feels it's a great night when he has had an argument with you.
I might give the fighting a miss next Saturday night ,C.I might actually go out on the town clubbing.Catch up on some old mates and the real world.The oldest swinger in town!!!
