You know you have a NOOL problem when/if.......

..... a family member tells you you're burning the Sunday dinner cos you've been talking balls here again. You then let it burn some more in order to tell everyone you burned it.

Steve Campbell wrote: ..... a family member tells you you;re burning the Sunday dinner cos you;ve been talking balls here again. You then let it burn some more in order to tell everyone you burnde it.

...you check back often to see how long this stupid thread has become.

Watch out for Maya: the upcoming documentary Hostel is set to expose just exactly what all you Eastern European babes are up to.

......you actually think "eh up, mind yer backs, it's violence time" when you see that smilie.

Here...Gnu....you;ve some decent kit mate don't you? have you left it to anyone yet :D :D :D ?

you've had three different accounts on here that all logged over 1000 posts.

you find a new forum that seems fun, a younger forum that's better looking, but you still come back to this one.

You think other NOOL's think that you are NOT mad.My main problem with NOOL is that i am scared of missing a THREAD,i feel i must REPLY and can't wait for more NEW ORDER news.It is also far SAFER here than the REAL WORLD that i live in.I am such a LOWLIFE and need to have something in my LIFE that is warm and comforting.I have only been barred ONCE on here too.I wonder sometimes why i get BOTHERED if someone does not POST for awhile.But then again ONLINE friends are like jobs.Easy to LOSE.

.....you start nodding while readin the Rocket's posts.... while still skirting comprehension much as a dog circles a skunk.

Steve Campbell wrote: .....you start nodding while readin the Rocket's posts....

And saying 'yes!' in agreement after every word which is written in CAPITAL letters. Or is that just me?

.....When you're up till 3 O'clock in the pissing morning talking about Tescos!!

....you're pissed off at having to go to bed cos you'll miss some good stuff.

...when you've read every reply to this thread and everyone's said everything that came to your mind. But you leave a reply anyways. Go me

...when you add this thread to your Favorites list so you can check back to see if anyone has commented on your reply.

When you look at the clock one minute, at 3:50 PM, and the next thing you know, it's 3:51 PM...

Oh, sorry, I messed up. I meant 3:51 am

Back in the day...that was me.

when you slag off all your earthly responsibilities to check for new posts every five minutes.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: when you slag off all your earthly responsibilities to check for new posts every five minutes.

Five minutes? You must be joking...try 2 1/2, amateur!

everbody at work has become aware of nool.

.....you're wondering who's said what as you make your morning coffee.

...you realise you'd be perfectly willing to start pulling heads off on behalf of a bunch of fookers you never met :)

Mad as tits is'nt it? Its like that fukin daft Soap Opera addiction some people get,only with crac...At which point does it become a problem?Hmm hard to tell..Its mental tho

......youstart to hate someone you've never met, cos it's getting on for 11 am and Jem's boss obviously has the poor girl working too hard to come skive off with us.

(this may, more accurately be a problem related to a sudden discovery of an affinity for mental cases from Bolton)

Steve Campbell wrote: ......youstart to hate someone you've never met, cos it's getting on for 11 am and Jem's boss obviously has the poor girl working too hard to come skive off with us.

(this may, more accurately be a problem related to a sudden discovery of an affinity for mental cases from Bolton)

go to bed. i'm about to.

...If you reply to topics you don't even really care about just to up your postings to try to get into the "top ten in 24 hrs".

...If you're on here so much that you haven't a clue what's going on in the news. (Except for NO/JD related news!)

.....when something major happens, you;re first thought is I hope all the NOOLers are OK.

BTW. I'm here, Jem's here, the top ten posters thing's just a pipe dream. Tho I suspect that both myself and the deputy gobshite-in-chief have non-nool relted duties to attend to today :)

... when you get annoyed with people for making you do work when you're trying to catch up on the weekends topics!

... when you remember every hundred threads you've responded to recently and go back and check if there are any new comments.

... you get a mad oirish stalker...! (Ha just joshin')

...you dream in avatars...

You're at the bar and you say "4 pints of Stella please......submit"

And when you meet people from the site and they call you by your nickname...arrrrggghh!!!!

I know, my real name is Dr horatio aggle-creature. And I bet you think "should I make it 5 for DMB"? don't ya

....when, despite being but a simple bolton lass, and despite only having 3-5 hours a day in which to post, while the boss looks away and all, you STILL manage to not only end up second the Campbell[1] only the "most gibberous" list...you FOOKIN STAY THERE TIL ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE YOU LOG IN THE NEXT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlsberg don't do stalkers, but if they did, I'd be it :)

[1]the "me" thing sucked so bad on the sedation thread I fear I may always use the 3rd (or 5th) person in future.

Hey is that you on your new avatar?

Yeah, I'd been wondering why I hadn't heard the distant thud of your knickers hitting the ground actually :)

See Barney thread on DR for my inspiration on matters mutlisunglassular