You know you have a NOOL problem when/if.......

...You accidentally call your friends by a fellow NOOL-er's screen name.

...You have more friends here than in real life.

...You post a topic about any NO/JD related thing...even if it's really stupid.

I hear the distant distinctive {clickety Clickety} sound of an account deletion followed swiftly by an email address change.

leather_girl wrote: ...You accidentally call your friends by a fellow NOOL-er's screen name.

Oooooh not done that yet, YET.

leather_girl wrote:

...You have more friends here than in real life.

That one's getting into "we demand a recount" territory actually.

Steve Campbell wrote: I hear the distant distinctive {clickety Clickety} sound of an account deletion followed swiftly by an email address change.

Shaaat aaaap! What's wrong with you? At least you've not got three heads? Although "SHOULDA GONE TO SPECSAVERS" springs to mind. What are you doing you plum?

you're SO not gonna get rid of me makin me laugh THAT hard chick :)

Read the barney thread on digital republic(you know the one where people talk about that band....errrrr.......new thingy) for a full description.

For now.... Eclipse, if you know what i mean fine, if you don;t that's fine too, but you should probably read more.

5 points of you work out what's really being said is a mangled quote,and don't hit me.

Missy Jem wrote: Hey is that you on your new avatar?

Gross! Your nutsack really is swollen and irritated!

A picture of your face would do next time.

you will pay for that one :)

You know you've got Nool problem when…

you decide to spend on Nool half an hour to check what's happened the last day… and find yourself right there five hours later… trying to answer something in a language you just can hardly manage to people you don't always understand anyway…

Your English? Bad? beats the piss out of me French :)

(or my english for that matter)

... your wife asks you who's that Maya you're dreaming about each and every night

Night terrors are often hardest on the sufferer's partner. :(

don't care as long as I don't see it again :)

I wonder what would have happened if the hole in the ground each of you wished for turned up at once :) stabbing offence mate defo :)

......when you can no longer comprehend the time/date stamps on the threads through tiredness yet resist bed cos you;re sure you;ve missed a joke to be seen, or an argument to be stoked for the night.

When you're on the phone with someone for business, and you're reading a post that makes a guffaw unleash itself from your belly, and you have to pretend like it didn't happen...

(and all of you are hilarious, so you're all guilty in my book. )

When you're computer dies and you go to the campus computer lab twice a day to check this site.

When you're sitting in class and you think up the perfect response to a topic.

When you and another NOOLer start discussing what your next avatars should be.

When you talk to another NOOLer online and you ask, "Why didn't you reply to my post?"

When a NOOLer you met at a Cure gig calls you up and leaves a message on your voice mail.

....When you say "hang on" to guests at your house because you spotted that one of the usual suspects has responded to your post.

....you;ve left instructions with your next of kin to let everyone here know in the event of your death

...under "next of kin" on your passport it has only a forum nick and an email address

I feel we may need to collate these and form them into a survey.

....when you start likening your work colleagues to the smilies that are on offer...

For example, this is my boss...

...When you travel to a country or city where another NOOL-er lives and you attempt to find them...but you don't know their real name so you try to find them by their screen name.(Which is hopeless and ridiculous, I know.)

...You've memorized the codes for the smiley faces that you don't need to click on them to put them in your post; you just need to type in the code.

...When you're sitting in class during a lecture and all you're thinking about is, "What's going on at NOOL...?"

...When you've ceased to visit any other website than NOOL.

........you THINK Rocket Mick doesn't EXIST!:D

Who?

........when you're actually blacking our at the keyboard, borderline dribbling, and setting fire to your nose during ciggie ignition but you STILL check back here to see if anyone has a new problem worse than blacking out at the keyboard, borderline dribbling and setting fire to their nose during ciggie ignition.

....you find yourself wondering if MICK really does exists or whether he's just Hyde to DMB's Jeckyl....and thinking.....but i met the cunt I did, I DID I tell you.

when you've started laughing during a serious conversation because you're (still) reading NOOL, and you have to send the thread link to the confabulating partner in crime so they don't get further annoyed at your lack of attention - and then they start giggling, too.

when you're padding around your place creating voices for all the people on the forums.

when you don't even bother shutting down the link and leave it loaded in Firefox 24 hrs a day, and reload obsessively.

When you begin to wonder "is this the third or fourth time I've brought up" whatever topic...and you can't remember

When your NOT working Nights,can't sleep and get up at daft o'clock to see what gives...

When you start listening to Blue Order for advice on your love life

When Rocket Mick starts to make sense :p

When, after posting something then leaving the site, you start having convulsions and sweat starts dripping off your head because you're convinced that you're missing a really interesting conversation that's going on right now after you've left, so you come back and...nothing

When you start leaving links to stuff that you've gotten published on other sites: http://www.upstatelink.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051213/LINK/512130323/1123

When you have some of your ribs removed so that you're more comfortable leaning over the keyboard (and subsequently better able to "self-pleasure" yourself...okay, that was too far)

when you are at work and you automaticly click on nool in your favourites, rather than the work function you were after.

Taboo # 7 wrote: When you start listening to Blue Order for advice on your love life

All I'm sayin' is, if you don't want to end up alone like me, you'll follow my advice.

twist wrote: When you discuss thread with people who have no clue who New Order are.

Or

You discuss the Breasts thread with your wife who claims that there are no such things as 38 EEs.

Women as a whole are so wrong about bra measurements. Take your wife to Rigby & Pellor as a treat, the measure without using a tape and she will get fitted into the tightest most comfortable bra ever.. I went from a 38B to a 30E (talk about wearing the wrong size for years...) and when you tell the unconverted your new bra size they don't believe you.. trouble is.. most of the chain stores only stock the wrong size bra's every woman has to wear, so bra's are a little harder to find...

Mrs Milky wrote:

twist wrote: When you discuss thread with people who have no clue who New Order are.

Or

You discuss the Breasts thread with your wife who claims that there are no such things as 38 EEs.

Women as a whole are so wrong about bra measurements. Take your wife to Rigby & Pellor as a treat, the measure without using a tape and she will get fitted into the tightest most comfortable bra ever.. I went from a 38B to a 30E (talk about wearing the wrong size for years...) and when you tell the unconverted your new bra size they don't believe you.. trouble is.. most of the chain stores only stock the wrong size bra's every woman has to wear, so bra's are a little harder to find...

....when there's a whole army of people who claim to be you.